CreamyPancakeBatter @creamypancakebatter - Tumblr Blog

Had a bit of a wake up call and I need to make it clear that

This is an 18+ blog

I reblog NSFW stuff here fairly regularly so if you are under 18 please don't be following

Edit:

Stop following me if you're under 18

I reblog smut, I hornypost, i do stuff that you're not supposed to see

#i guess this is why people have horny side blogs huh

lucettalovesu

on a flight, after a quiet hour or so, the girl sat in the window seat next to you casually unzips her shorts and fishes out her cock, starting to pump her flaccid length

you stare at her incredulously, and she looks up at you, smiling bashfully

"oh, um, dont mind me, haha" is all she says as she strokes her now rock-hard shaft

after a few minutes of desperately trying not to look her in the eye (or cock), a flight attendant walks by, handing out snacks or what have you

you contemplate saying something but before you can decide, the girl next to you pipes up

"um, excuse me? im about to, y'know, but i dont have anywhere to, ah, put it. would you mind...?"

the attendant merely smiles

"of course!"

you hardly have time to be confused before the attendance kneels down and rests her head in your lap, chin grinding against your crotch

the girl next to you turns slightly, flopping her drooling dick over your thigh and onto the attendant's face

"sorry about this" the girl smiles apologetically before cramming her cock down the attendant's throat, holding onto your shoulder for leverage

frozen in shock up until now, youre about to speak up when the girl's grip tightens, her eyes screw shut, and you can FEEL her shaft throb through the attendant's neck, pumping load after load down her throat

after what feels like an eternity, the attendant pops the cock out of her mouth and stands up, wiping her lips with a handkerchief

"mmh, thank you" the girl besides you murmurs, the attendant noding before walking off to hand out peanuts to the people behind you

the girl leans back and puts her dick away, sighing in relief before quickly falling asleep, the only proof of what just happened being the thick drop of cum currently soaking into your pants

what the hell

cheaphalloweencostume

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

madnessofmen

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412

i love this image

digitaldiscipline

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

simplysnaps

Sapphic Dynamic where the popular queen bee type is hopelessly in love with the weirdo girl that runs Anime Club. She's so down on herself, writing in her diary "Erin is so cool. She can beat Super Mario Brothers in under five minutes, she learned Japanese to read imported manga, and she runs an Anime Club even though nobody shows up. She's committed to that club longer than I've committed to a hair style. I just know about clothes and makeup, she'd be so bored by me. Oh what would I do for her attention?"

Her cheerleader friends are supportive, like "Are you kidding, girl? You played Sonic on your iPhone once! She's not out of your league!" but she still doubts if she'd be enough to keep up with Erin's zest for life.

"I went to Paris over Summer break, like some normie loser. Erin spent the entire Summer decompiling an abandonware point-and-click Nancy Drew game so she could port it to her Android phone. It's hopeless, she'd get bored of me in a week!"

evergreen-femme

had to share this

wizardshark

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice