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Had a bit of a wake up call and I need to make it clear that
This is an 18+ blog
I reblog NSFW stuff here fairly regularly so if you are under 18 please don't be following
Edit:
Stop following me if you're under 18
I reblog smut, I hornypost, i do stuff that you're not supposed to see
So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.
Being afab will not protect you from dying young in a coal mine. They put wee lassies down there all the time and sometimes they died, just as the boys did. Your understanding of historical gender roles is filtered through the gender roles of the mid 20th century. Yes you would also have faced other gender based violence on top of this probably, but that doesn't make you exempt from death via coal mine.
Also thank you to every single person of colour in the notes pointing out how white the take I'm critiquing is. You are 100% right.
what even are backshots
all I know is it's related to sex and/or cumming and I've just been smiling and nodding along and going "yes!!" whenever someone brings them up
i can't stop watching this
Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet?
It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.
Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys
#if you want the pedantic answer bc I’ve actually researched this for my thesis#there doesn’t seem to be a for sure agreed upon origin of the phrase BUUUUUT#it seems to be a combo of two earlier phrases ‘coming out’ and ‘skeletons in the closet’#coming out started to be used by gay men in 1920s new york bc a “coming out” was the 1st time a debutante would debut into the dating scene#so gay men would have their “coming out” when they first went onto the gay dating scene#a skeleton in your closet is a shameful/dirty secret that would often only be revealed once a person died#for a lot of queer people their queerness was something they literally took to the grave#so being ‘in the closet’ meant you were the skeleton in your closet#I couldn’t find an exact confirmation of when the phrases began to be combined but it seems to be around early 1970s gay liberation movemen#at the time a popular protest chant was ‘out of the closet and into the streets’#which I think also helped to popularize the term#I’m putting all this in the tags bc I realize this is a silly post that is meant as a joke and I didn’t wanna ruin the punchline#but I also wanted to provide an answer for those who were curious
WE HAVE YOU NOW
How to spoon:
Dick hard on the butt
Titty in my hand
Kiss ya neck
Hell yeah
What
HOW TO SPOON
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TITTY IN MY HAND
KISS YA NECK
H E L L Y E A H
TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it
TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it
TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it
a train is a type of maid that loves you very much
What is and isn't considered sexually transgressive is an arbitrary standard. If you really think about it, "kinks" are dictated by cultural norms, which in turn are influenced by hegemonic power. So you see, it would be impossible for the princess to be a pervert
shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
Lemme look something up...
This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit
Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut
Are you beating the allegations?
yes
no
The allegations,,,
some renders ive done in the past of the renfish model, since i figured these're fit to put on Tumblr : 3
(they/them)
inexpertly gives you a noobjob
so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense
um actually you can join the army at 16
but you need your mum to write you a permission slip
shirt that says "she gets lost easily ->" and you only wear it alone
