CreamyPancakeBatter

Not so new to tumblr now. Was a reddit refugee (196 my beloved). 22 | Transfem (Most likely) | She/Her | UK I definitely fell into the horny blogs and I love it. I reblog sex and kink stuff, so under 18s DNI. Big nerd about videogames

[creamypancakebatter]

Had a bit of a wake up call and I need to make it clear that

This is an 18+ blog

I reblog NSFW stuff here fairly regularly so if you are under 18 please don't be following

Edit:

Stop following me if you're under 18

I reblog smut, I hornypost, i do stuff that you're not supposed to see

[pavizi]

adult ralsei built like toriel. you agree

[thelibrarybat]

[freezeframe]

You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

[unfreezeframe]

[something-elsie]

bweh

[swagophile]

me: [standing ominously eyeing the track field] hmph. weakness.

my treasurer: president. i come bearing news.

me: what is it. out with it.

my treasurer: the principal's inquiry continues. he has yet to be deterred.

me: foolish old man. no matter. he will not find anything worth finding.

my treasurer: yes.. well.. that.. girl.. continues to be a thorn in our side as well..

me: [turning dramatically] that GIRL? you mean to tell me she hasn't been dealt with?

my treasurer: [sweating a little, pushing her glasses up] no, president. she proves to be very elusive..

me: tch.. i suppose i will have to deal with her myself. i hate to get my hands dirty, but this situation calls for drastic measures.

my treasurer: drastic.. measures..?

me: yes. i will kiss her on the mouth passionately and then proclaim my love for her. we will be girlfriends and raise cattle in a small village in the east away from the pressures and struggle of contemporary life. this is the way.

my treasurer: president, what the fu-

my vice president: DO NOT QUESTION HER WILL.

my treasurer: r-right.. of course. my apologies president.

me: hmph. useless. [stomps off with my fists balled dramatically]

my treasurer: that was totally weird though right? like what was with the cattle thing

my vice president: dude you know shes like crazy right

my treasurer: well okay. YEAH. but.

my vice president: beats chess club

my treasurer: thats true. plus this looks great on my transcript

my vice president: right??

[ilikeit-art]

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

this is necromancy

[oodles-of-boodle]

This, right here?

THIS is a magic circle and NOTHING you can tell me will convince me otherwise.

[kompaktcat]

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

Beep BOOP

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

The -mancy suffix, though it has branched out greatly in recent times, originally referred to divination. This is literally wresting knowledge of the unknown from the bones of the dead. So this isn't just necromancy, it is necromancy in the original sense. Old necromancy meeting new technology.

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Being cute at my gfs house:3

[xalatath]

Everyone knows salhadaar was trying to fuck that dragon.

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[charlesoberonn]

Art by u/reachling

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[cutecipher]

superman's most badass speech

[lilyblisslys]

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

[lilyblisslys]

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

[janpesart]

Mae and her loyal friend Zeprot causing chaos.🔥

[swagophile]

oh to be a hot alternative girl with a ponytail and a baseball cap and a facemask with visible eyeliner working behind the counter at a shitty gas station in some lame suburb wearing pants that are just a little too tight and make my ass look really big and a stupid work shirt and nametag and i'm on my phone scrolling social media for my whole shift but then some shy girl walks in to buy a single immature beverage like juice or some shit and shes wearing like a punch of whites abd pinks and shes got a bunny hairclip and she walks up to the counter and i'm scrolling my phone and shes like "h-hi.." and i look up and i'm like "what" and she blushes REALLY hard and goes "E-EEK- UM.. JJUST THIS PLEASE" and i'm like "okay" and i ring her up and she pays me and takes the drink and practically runs out of the store and i barely take note and keep scrolling my phone disinterestedly but the girl remembers the whole thing visibly and she peeks through the advertisements from outside the store to get a look at me right as i stretch and mh shirt rides up and reveals a tiny bit of my tummy and sge blushes REALLY hard and runs home feeling like a total freak but i didnt even notice or care because i'm nonchalant and doing my own thing. and then maybe she keeps finding excuses to come in and i start picking up on something but i dont know what except she realizes we go to the same college and she starts seeing me (no facemask and i keep my hair down) around campus but she doesnt know its me but i know its her and she approaches me and makes friends with me and slowly we start to realize how much we like each other through repeated interactions at school on my end and at my work on hers and maybe we can. um. anyways i think thatd be cool

[peopleofazeroth]

[s-lycopersicum]