neverreal

i'm against human rights

[aryisgettingthere]

sometimes tumblr is: “interesting and funny observation”

and sometimes tumblr is: “haha peepee poopoo”

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

change your name and gender at least twice a year for security reasons

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

using a gender manager so I don't have to memorize what gender I'm currently using for which accounts

[horriblehottakes]

“Man” and “Woman” are commonly used genders. To make yourself more secure, try to come up with a unique gender that only you know.

[aryisgettingthere]

THIS IS A WEAK GENDER. Try to use symbols and numbers to make it more secure. 

[aryisgettingthere]

child: *listening to his parents argue silently from his bedroom*

“dammit Dave, I don’t wanna be your ho no mo!”

“what happened to us, Jessica? you used to by my ho fo sho.”

“I don’t know Dave. I don’t know.”

[aryisgettingthere]

so ur fucking telling me even death does not relieve you from suffering? ive got to do a whole godDAMN enlightenment thing to get to "eternal vibe"? SHIT

[aryisgettingthere]

me every couple of hours

[sadclowncentral]

yes 2020 sucks in so many ways but at least I am not a 14 year old repressed "ally" anymore who's only hope for gay representation is a fantasy dudebro show on the cw that doesn't pass the bechdel test until five seasons in

[aryisgettingthere]

daily reminder that the bechdel test started out as a lesbian joke and now is a feminist critique system, pretty nice if you ask me

[aryisgettingthere]

its weird to think that another mouth is on its inevitable way to mine

[seashellronan]

my fatal flaw is not being able to contain my disgust when i see a man spitting on the ground and it’s gonna get me murdered

[aryisgettingthere]

my fatal flaw is being a man

[aryisgettingthere]

my boy joe

joe biden is the politician version of a mumble rapper

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

don't let people enjoy things

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

actively stop people from enjoying media

[aryisgettingthere]

*laughs at TV show aggressively*

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

I think we need to apply this to older movies as well:

The homophobic gag in that rom com,

the racist side character in that coming of age story,

don’t just brush it of as a product of the time, acknowledge that it was bad then and remains a terrible aspect of the film today

[strangehorse]

[ID: a response to the tweet ‘What’s your hottest literature take?’ (By @cxcope). The reply is from liv / @boredromantic and says:

“ young women’s criticism of the (violent) misogyny in “classic” lit should be taken 100% seriously. if a teen girl says the rapey overtones of 1984 ruin the whole book for her, she’s not less intellectual. this goes double for girls refusing to read classics that are misogynistic”]

[raviposting]

[aryisgettingthere]

i really noticed this in a clockwork orange; it just explicitly stated the weird, sorta rapey content and tones in other similar literature. 

[christianstepmoms]

I will vote for Joe Biden only if he can soul level 1 Ornstein & Smough

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if biden can beat me as Marth with Fox i’ll give him my vote

[empxfractaldunes2005mp3download]

if biden can do a sub 28 speedrun in hl1 hes got my vote

[cinematech]

i will vote for Joe Biden if he runs to the Room of the Three Gargoyles. Push in the right tongue and a door might lead him down a staircase into the Wall Climb. Here he must choose his next path. He could race up to the Observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the Room of the Golden Idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors that may take him below or lead him into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there and he may be headed for the Torch Room. If the elevator is up, he could jump into the elevator and descend into the Mine Shaft. He might climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key and it may unlock the Tombs of the Ancient Kings, allowing him to climb into the Spider’s Lair. If he escapes, he may have a chance to sit upon the Throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, he’ll be able to crawl into the Pit of Despair and finally make his way through the Cave of Sighs back to the Temple Gate.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

ill vote for joe biden if he sucks my fucking cock

[aryisgettingthere]

I will vote for biden if he ever says anything i can decipher. 

[rslashrats]

actually i think we should ban tiktok

[aryisgettingthere]

what?! after you saw this piece of art?!

[pure]

think i might be a boomer for not having a spotify account. my sick underground indie hipster music was all downloaded off of a blogspot in 2011 and zippyshare links that have long since died...

[pure]

recently i’ve learned zoomers these days don’t even know how to torrent or rip songs from youtube. they don’t even pirate and loot anymore it’s all about supporting junkook or whatever his name is.

[aryisgettingthere]

the true millenial thinks everyone under the age of 17 likes kpop. 

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[aryisgettingthere]

Maybe the real treasure was the abandoned clown factories we found along the way. 

[iratetreasure-deactivated202310]

Pay attention

[aryisgettingthere]

big brain

[hrcandwjcconfessions]

“It’s so cute how much smaller Hillary is compared to Bill. I can just imagine her stepping up on her tipey toes to kiss him.”

[pissvortex]

when she has to stand on her tippie toes to plant the noose at the crime scene 😍

[aryisgettingthere]

I can’t tell if ur on a Hillary hate phase or Hillary stan phase.