Aryn Ross

@aryn-arcade

Test subject at Aperture Laboratories. (portal rp blog, mod uses he/him)

41 posts

Made a tumblr because my boss told me to.

(hey go to @dr-james-wright's pinned post for stuff like timelines, boundaries, and the story so far. might be worthwhile to check out @glados-aperture's pinned post as well.)

Nice to meet you! I’m finding other Aperture/Wheatley Labs employees that are on Tumblr! Im Viktor, what about you?

— @viktor-sullivan

Aryn Ross, nice to meet ya. I dunno how often we'll be working together, James usually oversees my tests, but I'm sure we'll be seeing each other around the place.

#wheatley labs timeline

More in-depth files on Wheatley Laboratories’ employees

If I’ve gotten anything wrong, please tell me and I’ll fix it

Less in-depth files here —> https://www.tumblr.com/foxgirl87/747422831236743168/list-of-wheatley-laboratories-employees

uh i'm bi actually. and I have diagnosed ADHD

dr-james-wright

Uh... hey James? could I talk to you for a little bit?

- @aryn-arcade

Oh! Uh, yeah, what's up?

I uh... I was wondering if you wanted to like... go get coffee sometime? or something.

#:3 #james timeline #but when is it happening? FUCK IF I KNOW

So uh do you and @dr-james-wright just not look at eachothers blogs or..?

I don't. dunno about him, but I don't use this app all that much.

Oh ok

You should

Look at his blog

i will soon im about to run a few tests

plus i need to figure out what to say to him first...

So uh do you and @dr-james-wright just not look at eachothers blogs or..?

I don't. dunno about him, but I don't use this app all that much.

#james timeline #wheatley labs timeline

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

Yeah!

How’d you and James meet?

oh. *hic* GLaDOS introduced us. I don't think he likes me very much, *hic* tell you the truth.

What do you mean? He loves you! I wouldn’t have assigned you two together if it weren’t for his silly little crush on you

*hic* ah, there it is again! look, hes *hic* hes smart. smart people like smart people, and I'm *hic* I'm not smart. plus, he's *hic* avoiding me!

That’s not true! There’s tons of smart people with dumb people! I mean, just look at me and Wheats! Sure, he’s not actually dumb and stuff but- Y’know what I mean

And you’re not dumb! You’re a test subject! We only choose the smartest people for that!

As for the avoiding, tons of people avoid their crush cus they don’t know what to do. He’s probably just scared! You should go talk to him about it!

*hic* no, you hired me because I'm *hic* one of the few people surviving this hellscape. you don't exactly *hic* have many options.

and James doesn't like me! okay? he's *hic* he's totally out of my league. *hic* just look at me! theres- theres no way he's into me.

That’s not true! Sure, we hired you for that reason but we easily could’ve made you a researcher with that big brain of yours! And sense you were still alive in that hellscape you must be smart!

And dude, you may not be my type, but holy shit are you hot. You’re out of his league! But he’s still into you!

and *hic* who's to say I'm his type then? hell, who even knows if he *hic* likes guys?

And who’s the only other guy here besides Wheats? That’s right, you

*hic* wait wh- when did he *hic* post that??????

......

#WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG #aryn has a lot to think about lmao thank u fox!!#wheatley labs timeline #james timeline

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

Yeah!

How’d you and James meet?

oh. *hic* GLaDOS introduced us. I don't think he likes me very much, *hic* tell you the truth.

What do you mean? He loves you! I wouldn’t have assigned you two together if it weren’t for his silly little crush on you

*hic* ah, there it is again! look, hes *hic* hes smart. smart people like smart people, and I'm *hic* I'm not smart. plus, he's *hic* avoiding me!

That’s not true! There’s tons of smart people with dumb people! I mean, just look at me and Wheats! Sure, he’s not actually dumb and stuff but- Y’know what I mean

And you’re not dumb! You’re a test subject! We only choose the smartest people for that!

As for the avoiding, tons of people avoid their crush cus they don’t know what to do. He’s probably just scared! You should go talk to him about it!

*hic* no, you hired me because I'm *hic* one of the few people surviving this hellscape. you don't exactly *hic* have many options.

and James doesn't like me! okay? he's *hic* he's totally out of my league. *hic* just look at me! theres- theres no way he's into me.

That’s not true! Sure, we hired you for that reason but we easily could’ve made you a researcher with that big brain of yours! And sense you were still alive in that hellscape you must be smart!

And dude, you may not be my type, but holy shit are you hot. You’re out of his league! But he’s still into you!

and *hic* who's to say I'm his type then? hell, who even knows if he *hic* likes guys?

And who’s the only other guy here besides Wheats? That’s right, you

*hic* wait wh- when did he *hic* post that??????

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

Yeah!

How’d you and James meet?

oh. *hic* GLaDOS introduced us. I don't think he likes me very much, *hic* tell you the truth.

What do you mean? He loves you! I wouldn’t have assigned you two together if it weren’t for his silly little crush on you

*hic* ah, there it is again! look, hes *hic* hes smart. smart people like smart people, and I'm *hic* I'm not smart. plus, he's *hic* avoiding me!

That’s not true! There’s tons of smart people with dumb people! I mean, just look at me and Wheats! Sure, he’s not actually dumb and stuff but- Y’know what I mean

And you’re not dumb! You’re a test subject! We only choose the smartest people for that!

As for the avoiding, tons of people avoid their crush cus they don’t know what to do. He’s probably just scared! You should go talk to him about it!

*hic* no, you hired me because I'm *hic* one of the few people surviving this hellscape. you don't exactly *hic* have many options.

and James doesn't like me! okay? he's *hic* he's totally out of my league. *hic* just look at me! theres- theres no way he's into me.

That’s not true! Sure, we hired you for that reason but we easily could’ve made you a researcher with that big brain of yours! And sense you were still alive in that hellscape you must be smart!

And dude, you may not be my type, but holy shit are you hot. You’re out of his league! But he’s still into you!

and *hic* who's to say I'm his type then? hell, who even knows if he *hic* likes guys?

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

Yeah!

How’d you and James meet?

oh. *hic* GLaDOS introduced us. I don't think he likes me very much, *hic* tell you the truth.

What do you mean? He loves you! I wouldn’t have assigned you two together if it weren’t for his silly little crush on you

*hic* ah, there it is again! look, hes *hic* hes smart. smart people like smart people, and I'm *hic* I'm not smart. plus, he's *hic* avoiding me!

That’s not true! There’s tons of smart people with dumb people! I mean, just look at me and Wheats! Sure, he’s not actually dumb and stuff but- Y’know what I mean

And you’re not dumb! You’re a test subject! We only choose the smartest people for that!

As for the avoiding, tons of people avoid their crush cus they don’t know what to do. He’s probably just scared! You should go talk to him about it!

*hic* no, you hired me because I'm *hic* one of the few people surviving this hellscape. you don't exactly *hic* have many options.

and James doesn't like me! okay? he's *hic* he's totally out of my league. *hic* just look at me! theres- theres no way he's into me.

#and here come all the insecurities

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

Yeah!

How’d you and James meet?

oh. *hic* GLaDOS introduced us. I don't think he likes me very much, *hic* tell you the truth.

What do you mean? He loves you! I wouldn’t have assigned you two together if it weren’t for his silly little crush on you

*hic* ah, there it is again! look, hes *hic* hes smart. smart people like smart people, and I'm *hic* I'm not smart. plus, he's *hic* avoiding me!

#wheatley labs timeline #james timeline #lore post

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

Yeah!

How’d you and James meet?

oh. *hic* GLaDOS introduced us. I don't think he likes me very much, *hic* tell you the truth.

#wheatley labs timeline #james timeline

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

Oh I snuck in and started flirting with him!

heh- *hic* hahaha! oh thats- thats awesome. *hic*

#wheatley labs timeline

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

Ah a classic!

Hmmm favorite video game… heh, I think if I said what it was it would destroy the fabric of the universe

…

So, why’d you come down here to Ap- Wheatley Laboratories? Like, even before we hired you

It’s hard to find this place, and there’s not a lot of information about it besides stuff talking about the company going bankrupt and defunct…

I mean we could come back anytime, the world’s a mess. The laws of that land are either kill or be killed now it’s just…

I worry about Wheats and stuff. What would happen if we finally started selling the portal gun? Surely the combine would get their grubby little hands on it and then they could come down here and hurt him and- and I love him but I know for a fact he can’t protect himself!

He’s still hurt! I can’t let him get hurt even more!

…Sorry

nah its *hic* its okay! You seem to really- really care a lot about him. I, uh, kinda just got picked up off the street. it's kinda *hic* a blur. I think I was just *hic* close enough- and alive enough- for GLaDOS to decide I was *hic* good enough.

I dunno. I got good at surviving, i guess.

how about you? how'd you and *hic* wheatley meet?

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

I’d have to say The Truman Show. Yours?

hehe*hic* this- this might sound stupid but- but i *hic* i really like Cinderella? i dunno, i just *hic* grew up with it.

what's your favorite *hic* video game?

#i'll keep up with rp tomorrow its bedtime for mod lol

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

No no it’s fine! Wheats does it a lot as well!

Hmmm where to start…

Er uh… how about you just ask me some questions eh? Maybe I could ask some as well?

uh, *hic* whats your favorite movie?

...yes?

Wait wait wait give me a second

*gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning sound* *gmod spawning-*

Wait do you drink or should I get the other stuff?

uh, I drink, yeah.

Ah perfect! *gmod spawning sound*

That should be enough! Now then…

…

This is easier when you actually have it planned out and it’s your husband…

...?

(Nah it’s fine!!)

I don’t uh…

This is for you! Boss told me to give it to you! Yep… mhm… definitely…

Wheatley did? oh... kayyy? uh. you wanna have a couple drinks with me then?

Oh no no I don’t drink…

The only stuff I do is my anxiety medication and sleeping pills!

…I- I take the prescribed amount. I do not overdose…

ah okay. uh, cool.

(aryn pours himself a drink)

(Yeah sure!!)

So yeah, *hic* that's probably my favorite- my favorite bond movie. *hic*

Uh… cool!

So… how about I talk about myself for sec?

*hic* fuck- sorry im probably rambling arent i? yeah go *hic* sorry

#spoiler: Aryn also needs a diagnosis

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