#KANYE-ISM

joanna, 20, po(rn)land. not that evil. not that good, either. once i run tumblr dedicated to disney porn.

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Please be aware that this list is made specially for male reproductive organs, their issues and sexual activity including them, and I want to include transgender women and any non-binary or intersex person which has a penis, testis etc… Here is the female reproductive organs vocabulary list made before!

[CW: sex]

As I am a cis girl I clearly don’t know much about male issues, so please if you feel something is important and should be listed here, tell me the words I have to translate ;) I did my best to feature as many words as possible but I may have missed important issues !

Also, if you think that I forgot something important, translated badly in italian or english, or something is not respectful, please tell me ♥

Français - Italiano - English

L’appareil génital masculin – l’apparato genitale maschile – male reproductive system

Les parties génitales masculines – I genitali maschili – male genitals

Le pénis – il pene – the penis

Le prépuce – il prepuzio – the prepuce (foreskin)

Le frein – la frenula – the frenulum

Base du pénis – base o radice dal pene – root of the penis

Le gland - il glande – the glans

Le corps spongieux – il corpo spugnoso – the corpora spongiosum

Les corps caverneux – i corpi cavernosi – the corpora cavernosa

La vascularisation artérielle – la vascolarizzazione arteria – the arterial vascularisation

Le scrotum – lo scroto – scrotum

Les testicules – i testicoli – the testicles, the testes

Une testicule – uno testicolo – a testicle, a testis

Les gonades – le gonadi – gonads

L’épididyme – l’épididimo – the epididymis

Le canal déférent – il dotto deferente – the vas deferent

Les vésicules séminifères – le vescicole seminali – the seminal vesicles

Le prostate – la prostata – the prostate

Les tubes séminifères – i tubuli seminiferi – the seminiferous tubules

L’urètre – l’uretra – the urethra

Une glande – una ghiandola – a gland

La glande bulbo-uretrale – le ghiandole bulbo-uretrali – the bulbourethral gland

Les glandes accessoires – le ghiandole accessorie – accessory glands

Les spermatozoïdes – i spermatozoi – sperm

Un spermatozoïde – uno spermatozoo – a spermatozoid

Le sperme – lo sperma – the semen or sperm

Le liquide séminal – il liquido seminale – the seminal fluid

L’érection – l’erezione – the erection

L’éjaculation – l’eiaculazione – the ejaculation

La masturbation – la masturbazione – the masturbation

La fellation – la fellatio – the fellatio

La pipe – la pompa – the blowjob

Sex oral – sesso orale – oral sex

Le lubrifiant – il lubrificante – lubricant

Le rapport sexuel – il rapporto sessuale – sexual rapport

L’orgasme – l’orgasmo – the orgasm

Impuissance – impotenza – impotence

Éjaculation précoce – eiaculazione precoce – premature ejaculation

Infertilité – infertilità – infertility

homme circoncis – uomo circonciso – circumsised man

La circoncision – la circoncisione - circumcision

L’andrologue – l’andrologo – andrologist

L’andrologie – l’andrologia – andrology

Hormones sexuelles – ormoni sessuale – sexual hormones

La testostérone – il testoterone – testosterone

La puberté – la pubertà – puberty

Maladies Sexuellement Transmissibles (MST) ou maladie vénérienne – Malattie trasmesse sessualmente (MTS) o malattie veneree – Sexually Transmitted Disease/Infection (STD/STI) or venereal disease

Symptômes – sintomi – symptom

La douleur – il dolore – pain

La contraception masculine – la contraccezione al maschile – male contraception

Le préservatif – il preservativo – condom

La stérilisation – la sterilizzazione – sterilisation

La vasectomie – la vasectomia – the vasectomy

La pillule contraceptive – la pillola anticoncezionale – contraception pill

Femme trans(genre) – Donna trans(gender) – trans(gender) woman

Mtf = male to female

Non-binaire – non binario – non-binary

Thérapie hormonale – terapia ormonale – hormonal therapy

Changer de nom/de genre – cambiare di nome/di genere – to change name/gender

Être en transition – essere in transizione – to be in transition

Dysphorie – disforia – dysphoria

Euphorie - euforia - euphory

[unearthitaly]

Double standards in Italian language to indicate flirty men and women

Inspired by this previous entry where I mentioned the term “civetteria”, I posted both on Instagram and Twitter another entry, where I analyze a couple of Italian expressions used to address women who are flirty in an ambiguous way:

Fare la civetta: it means, more or less, “to play the part of the owl” and it’s translatable in English as “being a coquette”. It’s used as a metaphor as the owl is said to be able to attract the preys pretending to be flirting with them;

Fare la gatta morta: it means “to play the part of dead (female) cat”. It’s an expression that derives from the famous Aesop’s fable “The cat and the mice”, where a cat pretends to be dead to lure mice out of their hiding place.

Both these expressions have a negative connotation and are used to indicate a woman who flirts with men in an ambiguous way just to flatter her ego (and then dump her “victims”). The second expression is considered to be more negative than the first one.

The Italian language is full of expressions, even very derogatory, to describe women with such a behaviour, and that are often deliberately used to insult women even if they weren’t acting in an ambiguous way.

Several women lament the fact that, on the other hand, in order to address a man behaving like that, there are only expressions like “rubacuori” (heart-breaker) and “dongiovanni” ( Don Juan ), which are not (that) negative.

I guess it’s another sign of a still existing chauvinism in Italian culture.

[If there are Italian people who want to add their thoughts on this, I will gladly share their pov as well].

[sayitalianohome]

Italian vocabularies list - (3)

Vocabularies:

#55daysofvocabulary

Jewellery

Love

Grain

Forest

Kitchen

Family

Make up

Clothing

Computer activity

Musical instrument

Wedding

Tableware

Easter

Spring

Favorite dish

Friendship

Pets

Bedroom

Outdoor activities

Breakfast

Bevarage

Night out

Crafting    

Christmas

Lunch

Accessories

Body

Book genre

Birthday

Summer

Beach

Dinner

Meat    

Film genre

Holiday

Vegetarian Food

Work

Hair cut

Living room

Dairy

School

Autumn

Bakery

Cutlery

City buildings

Electronic device

Bathroom  

Fish

Winter

Vegetables

Board games

Garden

Fruit

Decoration

Take away food

Animals & Plants:

Animali | More

Cane & Gatto

Giardini, Orti, Fiori, Piante

Uccelli

Curiosities:

– Piemontese / Inglese –

Abbreviations/Acronyms

Basta!

Che noia!

Ho fame

Ho sonno | Buonanotte/ Sleep

Tumblr Terms | Tumblr dashboard

Opposites words + drawings

What do you do? (FARE expressions)

Random Vocabs -> FR/ES/EN/IT: uno | due | -> FR/EN/IT: uno -> IT: uno

Food:

Cibi & Bevande | Dolci

Colazione / Breakfast

Cooking/Baking | More

Pasti / Meals

Holidays:

Amore / San Valentino

Carnevale

Christmas Vocabulary | NYE

Pasqua/Easter

People & Needs:

Appoinments/Invitations

Body | from head to shoulders | from shoulders to belly | from belly to feet

Describing people (physical + feelings + emotions)

Clothes

Complimenting

Emergenze (Emergencies)

Endearment words | Pet names

Hairdresser / Parrucchiere

Introduce yourself

Lgbtqa Vocabulary | Lgbt+ | non binary (writing)

People

Period

Pick up lines

Primo Soccorso / Medical Vocab | Medical vocab II | Medical Vocab III

Refugees

Places:

A casa

Al cinema

Al mare / In spiaggia

Al ristorante

Directions/Ways/Streets (Tourism/Lost in a town)

Dove?

Fly to Italy

Geografia + Astronomia

In montagna

Libreria / Biblioteca

Negozi (shops)

Places

Scuola

Working at the office

Random Stuff:

Appliances (kitchen)

Arte /Art

Astrology | Space

Colori

Driving-related

Fantasy (genre)

Free time | Hobbies

Internet

Math (video + vocabs)

Make up

Musical instruments | Music

News

Quando? | Che giorno è oggi?

Phone related

Politics

Positive Vibes

Scrittura (writing)

Speaking / Writing

Sport | Football (World Cup)

Things you do in the morning

Verbi

Seasons / Weather:

Autunno | p2

Che tempo fa?

Cold/Freddo

Estate

Winter Vocabulary

Oggi piove

Natural disasters

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Old Hollywood movies show you that you can be overdramatic, extra glamorous, spoiled af, an emotional wreck,and still somehow ur man stays with you.

[organizedstudy]

In Italian, to demonstrate something can you say “per dire” or what is the correct expression? Like could I say something like “ama l’Italia, ci è stato 30 volte in vacanza, per dire” or what would be an idiomatic expression to use?

[semprelingue]

If “30” is an exaggeration you could use “tipo”, which roughly translates to “[something] like” (it’s only used in spoken language and mostly in northen Italy):

“Ama l'Italia: ci sarà stato tipo trenta volte!”

If it isn’t an exaggeration you could use “per esempio”:

“Ama l'Italia: ci è stato tre volte, per esempio”

Or “Ama l'Italia: per esempio ci è stato tre volte e si tiene sempre informato”

I hope this helps, Ida!

[langsandlit]

Not used just in northern Italy. I’m from Naples and have met people from all over that use tipo. It’s just general colloquial Italian.

You can use infatti or per esempio, but imo per esempio seems kinds of stiff. Tipo is the same as the filler “like”, so it’s not to demonstrate something or assert a truth (as in the first example in other reblog).

Ama l’Italia, infatti ci è stato in vacanza 30 volte.

Ama l’Italia: per esempio, ci è stato 30 volte.

You can also use cioè (this usage is colloquial/used in speech) and it shows incredulity. It can be translated as the filler “I mean”.

È innamorato pazzo dell’Italia! Cioè, ci è stato 30 volte!

Per dire is a very good idiomatic expression. It means something like “just saying”, or “to be honest” (but it isn’t as colloquial/informal as it is in English), and it’s usually followed by the expression “eh” in speech (especially in not formal settings), because we want people to notice we are fed up with their shit and are feeling frustrated.

It’s very common to see it as: tanto per dire; giusto per dire; non per dire, eh. All are equally common. Another similar expression is si fa per dire, [eh]  but it means “so to speak”. It’s very common and doesn’t sound as pretentious as it does in English lol.

“Tanto per dire, Reese Witherspoon sarà anche stata «Legally Blonde» per esigenze cinematografiche, ma in realtà non è affatto una bionda”.

“All'epoca di Cristo sulla Terra, tanto per dire, di umani se ne contavano appena cinque milioni”.

“Tanto per dire, il governo ha portato le onde di Nazaré sul maxischermo di Times Square, a New York, per promuovere il Paese in America”.

(these were taken from some main Italian newspapers online)

Hope this helps!

[sayitaliano]

Italian culture è rispondere “Schifo” alla domanda “Cosa fai?”, magari anche in diretta nazionale.

Italian culture is to reply “I suck” (to loathe, disgust, to be very bad…) to the question “What do you do (in life)?”, also on National TV occasionally.

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

i love being beautiful and not listening to what men have to say

[universi-tea]

LIFE TIPS PT. I

if it takes less than two minutes, do it now

always carry a water bottle!! you’ll (obviously) drink more water but you’ll also save money on buying drinks when you’re out on hot days 

if you notice something you like about someone, tell them. genuine compliments are way too few and far between. 

when you meet someone, repeat their name back to them. it’ll help you remember it (bc i am the worst at zoning out and immediately forgetting someone’s name)

give yourself a time limit to get work done. you’ll do more up against a 30 minute timer than if you have all day to get something done

also: be specific with your goals. if you want it done by winter, say you’ll do it one november 15. it’s easy to let time slip by. 

no one’s forcing your friends to hang out with you. they want to be around you. don’t try to convince yourself otherwise. 

never under estimate the power of a hot meal if you’re feeling unmotivated. take a break and make a grilled cheese dude

always keep $20 in your car for emergences

have a binder/folder to keep all your financial/important documents together. even if you don’t organize them beyond that it’ll make them so much easier to find when you need them

don’t sleep w makeup on!! keep a travel size thing of makeup wipes by your bed for nights that you’re too exhausted to wash your face for real

if you’re studying/working and can’t focus, go outside and take a walk around the building. stare at the sky for a minute. it helps.

networking: when you meet someone, put some notes in with their contact. remembering their kids’ names will make you stand out

fold your clothes while they’re still warm + you won’t have to iron later

get that chair out of your room. we all know your dirty clothes are sitting in it more than you are.

instead, stick some hooks on your closet door for those sorta-clean, sorta-dirty clothes that you wanna wear again

keep a running list on your phone of songs you hear that you like, books you want to read, etc

write down all your friends birthdays!! 

if you can’t sleep, try to imagine something in great detail. design your dream house. plan your wedding. whatever makes you happy + relaxed

get dressed as soon as you get up, even if you aren’t going anywhere. it’s hard to feel productive in sweat pants.

if you don’t ask, the answer is always no

thrift stores are super trendy lately, but they really are great for finding high-quality clothing for cheap.

don’t read the comments section. especially if it’s something you actually care about.

fresh veggies go bad fast, so if you can’t get to the store often have a couple frozen bags of your favs on hand!!

also, pasta is crazy cheap and easy to make into a meal. add some olive oil and those frozen veggies and bam, grown up meal in no time.

be intentional with your friendships. if you want to see someone again, set a date instead of the old “let’s get coffee sometime!” that never actually happens

libraries exist!! and theyre fantastic!!! 

if you’re buying anything, always google “_______ coupons” while you’re in line. you can usually find one, esp at chains!!

if it’s not something you need, put it back and sleep on it. if you want it bad enough to go back and get it a day or two later, it’s (probably) worth the money.

also, think if you’ll enjoy it for the same amount of time if took to earn that money. doesn’t work with everything (food, experiences), but for things like clothes/technology/home goods, it can help you save some $$$

you don’t have to do something if it makes you unhappy. sure, there are times that you have to suck it up and power through, but 99% of the time you have to option to say no and get outta there. 

be kind. seriously you hear it a lot but it is so important. 

[tullipsink]

why do i feel like i am so hard to love

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[dakotaaaa]

some thoughts on self objectification 

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Holy mother of hell

[closet-keys]

this is a huge reason why lesbians can go years just not figuring out that they aren’t attracted to men. when your whole understanding of attraction is “objectifying yourself to the point that you understand intimacy as a performance to be the perfect sexual object for a man” then the question of who and what you desire isn’t even being asked- let alone answered. 

[play6irl]

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[keptsugarboy]

Finalized a 10k allowance today with a Portuguese POT I met on tinder. Wire transfer coming today. Putting this here for good measure 🤑

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

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[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape pod 

like he was hemming and hawing over what kind of music to load it with and the thai rescue teams just. got the job done normally. without him. he contributed jack shit and his shitty little submarine was rendered useless by completely standard scuba gear and a few determined workers. 

dude tried playing the white savior just got blown the fuck out by people who actually cared about what was going on