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feel free to honk in my general direction🪿

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

My lil library for anyone interested

Misc thoughts on:

— Intercourse/“het sex”

— Sex for het-partnered women/repairing my sexuality

— Maybe This Could Help You

— It’s a Coney Island/Cursed radblr diskhorse

— You’re not as crazy as you think you are

— Love letters to myself

FAQ

Welcome To Night Vale (Weather-free and ad-free)

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Being an adult woman is just wanting to kill your friend’s boyfriend but not being able to, over and over and over

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Millennials and maybe the oldest Gen Zs are so blessed to have experienced children’s media right before everyone developed a phobia of cringe

[important-cat-pics]

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[nerdysandwichenemy]

Every now and then, you find gold on Twitter.

[saravalo-deactivated20251222]

tumblr users are about a month away from saying that age is a social construct created to oppress children and that minors can actually consent to sexual acts

[anxiouslyliquidcurse]

idk if it were my imagination but there was a post with something called "transminor" where adults identify as minors, the post was saying transminors shouldnt interact with accs that say minors dni😭

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Ok but this is an actual real thing in academia, that children need to be liberated from childhood and that they’re oppressed by being a child/minor. You’d think it’s tumblr brainrot but it’s just liberal pomo brainrot

[fatfemmewife]

i just want someone to be weird with, like so genuinely. i want to lay in bed together while we show each other shit posts and giggle about it. we end up laughing so hard we’re breathless. to call each other stupid names instead of the usual “baby” or “my love”. to speak complete nonsense and make god awful noises at each other out of affection. to make up little songs about the pets we have together. to sit on the sink while the other uses the bathroom in whatever way. to have cool handshakes and intimacy routines when we have to leave each other for work. i crave something fun and full of love

[natsumipocket]

[tayloralison]

THE ERAS TOUR (Dublin N3) // Tiny Bubbles in Champagne

[antisextrade]

Check out or Anti-Sex Trade Subreddit for more quotes: https://www.reddit.com/r/antisexwork/

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

this sites been a culture maker for like at least 15 years now and no one in the wider world knows or cares

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

the lowly yeast cell creates the vintage the grape is unaware of

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[skelkankaos]

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

[skelkankaos]

see? simple as

[lagaleriapopurri]

Xuanwei Su

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

man getting older and wiser is fuckin sick actually. who knew

[kkoffin]

btw kink sex is fucking lame. there’s so many ways to have sex besides “missionary in the dark” that doesn’t involve pretending one of you is a child, animal, abuse victim or otherwise doesn’t have a choice. sex where both people avidly enjoy and consent and don’t pretend otherwise is actually super fun. i cannot believe i grew up being told sex is either “kinky” or lame. get fucking creative, man. minuscule-minded.

before you argue; if ur “kink” doesn’t involve diminished choice (bondage, dom/sub, teacher/student), abuse (hitting, strangulation) or pretended rape (child, animal, cnc) then i’m not talking about you and i don’t care that ur into feet or fae roleplay or whatever.

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Sex where you are absolutely embodied in the truth of yourself and the presence of another without farce or agenda can never be boring.

When people say some sex is “boring” they mean it would bore them to watch porn of people having sex that way.

In what universe is it possible to be bored when you experience ego death with another person and become one with them for a little bit. It’s free drugs. Some people have fried their brains with porn so much that they literally can’t experience pleasure anymore without artificially jacking up the stimulus, and they genuinely don’t believe it’s possible.