what the hap is fuckening

Hi. Im 30. Most people call me Asari nowadays. I am an expert at lewdness and a master of chaos. I'm also tired. Holy fuck

[veryluckyclovers]

[misandriste]

don’t say sorry, you don’t need to do that. you don’t need to apologize – it’s a fucked up female habit. you don’t need to be sorry for anything, ever.

blake lively as emily nelson a simple favor 2018, dir. paul feig

[hailesteinfeld]

Blake Lively in A Simple Favor (requested by anon)

[just-french-me-up]

[fozmeadows]

this is a targeted and personal attack

[anxietyproblem]

[only-tiktoks]

[cattloverss]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[stayoutofitnick]

[soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander]

Tell your friends you love them. An internet and sometimes irl friend (when we lived in the same state) passed away and his parents found my address from a holiday card. They printed out and sent me his obituary in the mail.

I’m going to blaze this post, it’s important. Tell your friends you love them, tell them how much they mean to you. Don’t wait until you’re staring at their obituary to wonder if they knew.

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

you guys know that pic of joan jett on her bed and shes got a bunch of bdsm shit hung on the wall . do you know that one

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

nauseating . feverish 

[m-4r1a-deactivated20240222]

beep, and i cannot emphasize this enough, boop

[disgustinggf]

[bowserwife]

"Growing up assigned male and going up assigned female are both miserable traumatic experiences in different ways" and "gender itself is a system of control" are ideas that need to enter mainstream queer analysis.

Idk dude I just think if yr assessment of the situation boils down to "women are oppressed and men are the oppressors" yr always going to have at least a little bit fucked up views about trans women. Yr always going to think that we're like, trying to dodge accountability for being male or something.

[lobaznyuk]

NOT THE SOONER SCHOONER

[wagahai-da]

imagining a chrysalis that beeps like a microwave when the butterfly's done

[wagahai-da]

[raptorific]

Told @shinraco that she should code her discord bot to respond to all mentions of Fullmetal Alchemist by repeating “Fullmetal Alchemist” like the commercial breaks and she ended up having to shoot the bot dead just to stop what we’d created

[crossguild]

the full saga….

[jageunyeoujari]

let her speak!!

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]