Resident Caveman

INTP 100% weeb. Str/Con/Int based character. DnD and ??? Asks are always open

[my-dailydreams]

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[medievaljournalist]

"ONLY DR PEPPER CAN BANISH THE DARKNESS"

-ancient inscription

[ecto-hazard]

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[superlazernovaa]

ifuckinngh need that art thats the bunny girl giggling at nice videos of baby bunnies PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[yay-bunnies-world]

this ?

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

[shimamitsu-moved]

ppl are so mad in the replies to this tweet but op is literally right

[edgar-allan-possum]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[newtypezaku]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Honestly, when I first read it, I thought that word was shit, too.

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[phoenixiancrystallist]

[godtiermeme]

Everyone join the ritual circle for trump to heat stroke out today at the piss carnival.

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[ozempicofficial]

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.