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28 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 18+ only

[dogboypawjob]

~previously tailless-whale~

This blog is 18+ only. If you have no age in your bio, I will block you.

woof! I'm August the border collie :3

i'm a 28yo transmasc sparkledog that loves headpats and bad movies xD i hope you enjoy your stay here on my blog!

this is my main blog where i mostly reblog silly things, but you will see serious and personal posts as well. horny posts are (mostly) confined to @puppyboyinheat. this blog is 18+ and minors and ageless blogs will be blocked.

DNI terfs, swerfs, racists, Zionists, and preachy Christians

[elliespectacular]

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

[clowncarfullofrats]

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

[dailyblaahaj]

Shuffling some cards

[swordbymyside]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

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[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[sandmandaddy69]

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[thememedaddy]

[whimsical-catacombs]

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

[whimsical-catacombs]

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

[whimsical-catacombs]

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw

[goblinfables]

fair trade

[pansyfemme]

maybe this is too woke but i really hate the trope of naked older women = scary or vomit inducing or gross or whatever. like you even see it used in horror on occasion like oooooo so scary theres a woman with saggy boobs and wrinkles. There is something to be said for unconsensual veiwing of nudity. sure. it’s uncomfortable and violating for someone to be nude in front of you that you don’t want to see. but rarely that’s seen as the issue and instead the real ‘horror’ or gross out joke is the very idea of a woman who does not have a body that is sexually desirable to men. The very idea of an older woman’s body is treated like it’s something that we should all know is gross, sick and wrong. It’s just something that really bothers me