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thinking ifa hates you bc he doesn't call you 'bro' meanwhile he's actively censoring himself bc he's got a crush on you and doesn't want to accidentally friendzone you
Hello it's me again..(trust me with ifa's reveal you'll see me for a while)
I just finished reading about Ifa being one of dottore's segments and I've been thinking that since I first saw his poster he's a vet and doctor (since he's taking chuychu?'s patients) and has a striking resemblance to dottore (beside his skin and eyes).
It really does add the touch about what you said about his vision being anemo (hoping hoyo won't change that) because he was freed by the ley lines so I hope you're in good health always and I'll be always reading your fics♥.
Do you think in off screen Capitano saw ifa and saw the resemblance to dottore but then realized he doesn't act like him at all? If you can please answer I can wait for a long time
Haha, I am always happy to see your questions and I need a reason to think about Ifa more than I already do so… thank you for the ammunition XD
I've honestly been playing with the idea of whether Dottore!Ifa should or could exist in my little fanon universe. Capitano seeing Ifa and seeing a resemblance would confuse him. Better yet and he can sense remnants of Dottore's being in Ifa, but the vet doesn't act like him at all. Doesn't even remember anything either. Capitano would chalk it up to something happening to him due to the Leylines but keeps the information to himself. When questioned about it, he simply states some things are better left in the past. If one had a chance to distance themselves from it, there's no reason he of all people should drag them back into the forefront.
Furthermore, I've also considered the idea of this concept playing with Arlecchino from my “Saplings and Embers” continuity. Arlecchino meeting Ifa, raising an eyebrow and pointedly stating:
“A segment who doesn't even remember he's a segment, color me impressed.”
A phrase that confuses both Ifa and Kinich. She doesn't elaborate since the reaction was all she needed. However, when prompted by the Traveler, she does express that she has a strong feeling Ifa is a Dottore Segment who has lost his memories. The resemblance was uncanny to her. She doesn't push it though and simply decides to observe him.
Thinking of older Fatui men with a young, promiscuous and insatiable lover (Genshin Edition) 18+
Featuring: Dottore, Pantalone, Capitano, Pierro
Cw: Dumbification. free use, exhibitionism, cock warming, tiny body worshipping, pet play, throat training, dacraphyllia
★ ⋮ Dottore ⸝⸝
Is somebody gonna match my freak? No, cause he's ten times worse then whatever the fuck you are.
On the counter, on his table, in his lab, in front whatever abominations he's working on, in the Sumerian Forest to relive his younger years and traumatizing all the aranara, yes sir, you two being fucking 24/7, you wanna be a needy little bitch, my my, he would love to indulge.
Now, he can't exactly just stop his work but that doesn't mean you gotta stop, just lap his balls like a good lil pup, and warm it while he work. And don't you dare try to retreat when somebody walks in his lab, nuh uh, you gotta do your job like a good baby, and focus on him and his cock.
Big on dumbification too, you wanna be little whore and give him those fuck me eyes 24/7? You wanna be a shameless slut humping on his leg when he's working cause you just need it so bad?
Silly thing, you are just asking for trouble aren't ya, getting the big scary doctor addicted to your insatiablilty, unable to focus on his work without his baby pleasing.
God how much he hate when you are doing something else than focus solely on him, and he equally hate when his darling is sad, but he is at the end of the day Dottore, so of course he won't deal with his worries normally.
So, hitting to birds with one stone, he will make sure one way or other to make you his personal fleshlight, constantly pleasuring him and since no thoughts except cock, no sad darling.
Though the jerk sometimes will deny you pleasure or outright attention if he wants in the mood to spice things up. Will lick stains you tears after you fall asleep after crying.
Oh, and despite all the agents in his faction being uncomfortable with the blatant shamelessness of their Boss, and the struggle they go through to not catch a glance of naked you in between his legs, cause that would just lead to their beheading, at least they are grateful that you being there makes him at least a bit rational.
★ ⋮ Pantalone ⸝⸝
Oh he digs it, definitely the type keep you as his sugar baby, his pretty eye candy he likes to stay on his lap during his meetings. Dressing you up in the prettiest jewels and the softest fabrics, his sweet sweet status symbol.
Loves just being with you 24/7, you make up as a fine entertainment, having you hanging around his arm, groping you in front of whoever's talking to him, shamelessly if they are someone below in rank or discreetly if he respect the other person in front of him. But never showing much of your skin, although he loves to show off his darling, their precious body is only for him to savor.
And also the type to not mind if you have a promiscuous reputation, finds it cute even, you are a trained and experienced one, so that just means better quality, might even tease you about, if he can get a good reaction.
But, that doesn't mean he likes when someone else, especially your ex hook ups point it out, especially if you don't like that. The business smile on his face will remain the same except he will have that anime villain black aura around him, that make the latter super uncomfortable. Don't sweat your pretty head if you later found that person wailing in the northern bank, just focus on your lover.
Big on cock warming too, except instead of oral like Dottore he likes to use your warm holes. Not a big fan on keeping you on the floor, kneeling in front of him, you are his treasure, you deserve to be in equal standing. Sometimes during his break he like to lift you to his table, and pleasure you orally, savoring your taste for a good while, as a thank you for keeping him company.
★ ⋮ Capitano ⸝⸝
For the captain it's just another one of your cute traits, his needy little lover he likes to take everywhere. Now especially a much younger lover will make Capitano extra protective of them, hence being the only one who will find your insatiably a bit worrisome, especially concerned with how much he could indulge due to being extremely well endowed down below.
Now unlike the other three, his work is out in the battle fields, and heavy expeditions, and normally he would prefer to keep you tucked in Snezhnaya, but insatiable darling is a special case, where he can't just leave them alone with no one to pleasure which means, he just have you travel with him, wherever he goes next, having at least 10 fatui members as your body guard 24/7, and him carrying you princess style, on his back, whatever fits wherever the carriages during the travels can't go, cause fucking him is a goodbye to your legs.
Now back to Capitano's big dick problem, this man loves to use your mouth, but his dick is so hard to fit in! So before travelling with you, back in Snezhnaya he had you warm his cock for prolonged amount of time, slowly increasing the length everyday, so your throat can accommodate his monster of a cock, till you can deepthroat like a pro!
Also likes to pleasure you with his mouth and fingers, stretching you out before every session, despite how much experienced you are, because his cock will hurt, and he can't have his little darling in pain, that just ruin his own pleasure.
But, that's Capitano on a normal day, cause behind the gentle boyfriend persona, there's a devious monster, which comes out when the adrenaline kicks in, especially after a battle, the second he sees you, he's ripping your clothes up, plowing you like a rice farmer, with his tongue shoved down your throat. This isn't jut sex anymore, it's your lover's need to be deeper inside you, as a person, as if he wanna fuck your soul, desperate to have you in his eternity.
Kinda likes exhibitionism too, gets super flustered if you point out the soldiers outside your tent could probably hear you getting railed and then start fucking you even harder, blessing them with your pretty moans.
No one brings up your past or your inability to walk for few days after they heard you moaning loud enough to wake a village like a chicken, out of respect for the captain.
★ ⋮ Pierro ⸝⸝
He's too old and grumpy to keep up with your bullshit. Try to flirt with him in front of someone and he smack your head. No he's not blushing! Don't point it out, he has he reputation to keep up.
Out of everyone on this list, Pierro will be the one most embaressed to have a lover like this. He has never been the type to around, always been a straight forward man, focused on his work, ethics and goals, even during his days before Khanneria fell. So now having to deal with you it trully is overwhelming for the old man.
Now that doesn't mean he hates it, this man is a simp in heart for real-for real, he just don't know how to show it and has a big enough ego to not try, so yeah, he's tsundere granpa.
Not a big fan of people talking about your reputation, that just pisses him off, you might have a past, but now you are entirely his, and if someone dares mention it, they will disappear from the face of Tevyat.
Also cause grandpa, he fucks the least in the list, but when he doesss. The man fucks nasty, like a rabid animal, making up for all the denial, 10/10 eyes rolling, multiple orgasms, thighs weakening, throat drying by how much he make you scream.
Likes to degrade you for being a desperate whore, calling you mean names till you cry, only to fuck you harder when he start seeing your tears, god this man loves those tears.
Big on pet play too, like calling you his dumb bunny, telling you how you are as simple minded as an animal, as you mouth his dick, earning you a smack as your teeth graze his cock. Once he starts coming out of his shell, he like to keep you in a collar, sometimes even adding a collar to your neck, and just look at you or drag you around.
| Tell me suggestions for other men who fit in this trope (current list: (Genshin) Zhongli, Neuvillette; (HSR) Welt, Blade, Jing Yuan)
Yandere Genshin Men Eating Out Their Darling
Characters: Albedo, Alhaitham, Ayato, Baizhu, Capitano, Childe, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Dottore, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kaveh, Kazuha, Kinich, Lyney, Neuvillette, Ororon, Pantalone, Pierro, Sethos, Thoma, Tighnari, Venti, Wanderer/ Scaramouche, Wriothesley, Xiao, Zhongli (all separate)
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I decided to do ca. 100-200 words each character to keep it nice and simple:) (some are over 200 tho). This took me longer than expected haha. My requests are open, but read my rules before requesting <3 (Let me know if anyone wanna be apart of my taglist).
Masterlist
Warnings: NSFW 18+, cunilingus, all sexual acts are consensual, female reader, obsession, possessiveness, some of the yandere tendencies are more subtle than others, future imprisonment, face sitting, jealousy, fingering, Stockholm syndrome, manipulation, forced marriage, reader is indifferent to some of the yandere behaviour in some of the parts, translation at the end, power imbalance
Word count: 4779
Albedo
The unforgiving wind of the icy mountain howled against the treetops. The fireplace was lit given you much needed warmth. It had been 2 months since you had moved up into the cozy cabin high up in the mountain with the famed researcher.
me the moment 5.1 dropped :
Cuddling Headcanons ♡
⟡ Contains: Character x Gn!Reader, Sfw, Fluff
⟡ Diluc, Albedo, Venti, Dottore, Alhaitham
Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen 2x04: The Red Dragon and the Gold | HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-)
Telling genshin boys about Orpheus and Eurydice and asking them if they’d look back
My Faint Magnolia
— He wonders how many times he's heard you tell this story, and how many more he'll force you to recite.
— Dottore / Zandik
White magnolia flowers symbolize purity and perfection. [Masterlist]
I read one Wiki page so don't yell at me if I got anything wrong. Tbh, I don't really like how this fic turned out but it's been sitting in my drafts for years.
"The musician and prophet Orpheus fell in love with the beautiful Eurydice, only for her to die shortly after. Thus, he journeyed into the Underworld to plead with Hades to bring his beloved back. His wish was granted - but on the condition that he must not look back at Eurydice until they were both back in the land of the living. But Orpheus couldn't resist one glance, and Eurydice was lost to him forever."
"Fascinating. The seventh retelling adds to the suspense."
"Boo, you're no fun. Minus ten points," he hears you whine. The sounds of a book being tossed carelessly aside as ink-stained papers filled with formulas slide forward and brush against the sleeves of his arm. All are pushed away to allow you to sprawl your upper body over the desk so you can mope and continue to avoid doing any actual work. He can feel your gaze on him, patiently waiting for him to look up from his notes and give you attention, yet he continues to write making you huff in annoyance.
broken - il dottore
summary: it was just casual sex. something to blow some steam off and somehow, you find yourself always ending up in his bed when life feels like screwing you in the ass.
pairing: il dottore/zandik x fem!reader
cw/tw: nsfw, smut, slight dumbification (if you squint), unprotected sex, pet names (he calls you baby once), fuck buddies, slight angst, fluff.
note: this is just short, it's a snippet from a fic that im trying to write. wc: 584
// genshin headcanon : Dottore
Contains: nsfw, soft dottore in the end, breeding/impregnating kink
Dottore holds on to your waist, pushing you down to keep you in place as he fucks you on the bed, your moans filled the room as he goes deeper inside of you.
He smiled, "get louder, sweetheart. Scream my name. Let everyone know who makes you feel good."
His hand moved to your neck and choked you, restricting your airways causing you to be lightheaded in a second, your moans unable to come out as he wanted them to be; he wanted you to struggle.
Your eyes pleaded him to let go and let you breathe, but his face displayed a sick smile as he rams into you harder.
"Go on, I know you can do it."
"Please..." you managed to speak out. "Please, Dottore. I-I can't... breathe."
He finally lets go of your neck then pulled you up until both your lips connected. His dick still inside you as he passionately kissed you, his tongue played with yours then sucks your lips, still thrusting up inside you.
He pulled away from the kiss and said, "scream."
Your eyes went wide as his dick felt harder as it rams into your inside as the second passed. His hand holding you ever so carefully making sure to hit your sweet spots as he continued to kiss your neck, leaving hickeys all over.
"D-dottore, please! Too much!!" You pleaded. "Too good- feels too good! I can't take... any more. C-cumming..."
"Then cum." He whispered to your ear. "Cum all over my cock, baby. Make a mess, don't worry about it."
As he spent all of his remaining energy and came inside you, he carefully placed you back down to the bed and hugged you close. Both your bodies were sweaty and hot, covered in cum— some of his cum even oozes out of you.
His hands caressed your tired body as he laid beside you then finding its way to your cunt, spreading your lowers lips apart as he feels his cum drips out and tries to push it all back in with his fingers.
"Dottore... too sen-sensitive."
"I need to plug your cute cunt so my cum can stay inside you, alright? I need you filled with my cum to make you my mommy. You wanted that, didn't you?"
"I... did?"
"Of course, silly! You wanted me to be daddy and you'll be mommy, right? So get closer, I'll plug you up with my cock." He raised your leg then pushed back his half hard cock back inside you, letting in a few strokes then settled inside as he cups your face with his hand and pecks your lips and around your face a few times.
His eyes slowly closing, causing him to drift to sleep. You watched him until he finally closed his eyes, his arms wrapped around you.
Everything went by so fast, you didn't even know how it started in the first place. Your relationship with the doctor wasn't even clear enough to have it come to this but you weren't really complaining.
His soft demeanour as of the moment felt so unreal to you, it was as if you saw a different side of the crazy doctor you've met few weeks ago.
You tried to move away from him, perhaps letting his cock out of you and make an attempt to clean yourself but Dottore won't even budge to letting you go.
His face looked troubled— annoyed even, when you try to push him away.
"Stay." He said. "Don't go...... I love you."
The last part was even more a surprise to you since he hasn't even shown an ounce of genuine interest for you except trying to bed you— which was a success.
He pulled you closer, your bodies now molded into one. Sweat and cum all over your body felt sticky and uncomfortable but your body was tired and Dottore's hold won't even let you move a bit.
"We can clean up tomorrow." He must've noticed your discomfort. "I'll even help you with the launch and we could take a bath together."
You felt him smile as he sighed heavily into you, a sense of comfort filled his system. He looked into your eyes with such unfamiliar affection. His eyes looked gentle, and soft— as if his sick experiments he had shown you was all a bluff.
"Don't leave me, ok sweetheart?" He kissed your cheek. "You promise?" Then to the side. "I love you." Then to your lips.
The moment you had awakened, you found yourself back to your assigned room.
Memories from last night flooded your head making them start to hurt and with that a sudden hit of anxiety made your complexion go pale.
There must've been no way The Doctor wouldn't remember what happened last night. Were his words even true? Or was it just because of what happened? Maybe it had been his habit to be weirdly affectionate to all his hook-ups but didn't he say he wanted to bathe together?
You looked yourself in the mirror and his visible marks all over your body hasn't been healed yet, not to your surprise. Hickeys, bites, and the harsh outline of his hand on your neck was still slightly visible. Although, another thing that hit your was the traces of his cum wasn't felt around your body any more. Your supposed cum-filled cunt was clean and nowhere around your body felt sticky.
The sound of your bedroom door opened, revealing Dottore himself.
"Awake already?" He closed the door. "Sorry, I had to move you to your room when I woke up, you might've felt uncomfortable with all that dried cum when you'd wake up so I've just decided to clean you up with a damp towel while you were sleeping."
He approached you closely as you began to realize yourself being naked in front of him, you unconscious covered yourself with your hands as you turned your back on him.
"Don't be shy, now. Nothing I haven't seen before." He made you face him, his stature lowered to your height. "Would you look at that, my marks still on your body. Won't that make you mine?"
Hi, it's me(lol)
It's been days and I haven't updated my harbinger fic for part 4. It'll take a while please bare with me! I'm still organizing some stuff since I've realized it might turn out to be a slowburn typpa fic. As much as I love reading slowburns, I absolutely do not like writing them. I don't hate it however it just takes too much time.
So i have made this smut fic incompensation for the days I should've updated hahahaha. Move will come and i guess i'll take this as some kind of warm up for the hot stuff i'll include in my harbinger fic.
Anw that would be all. Have a great day/evening/afternoon. Take care!!
broody, traumatized anime men with black hair are my weakness
BENIIIII I MISS U
I'll make that team and I'll make it work!
I'm just so hyped for Kaveh, it's unreal! I can't wait till his release <3
I imagine Hua Cheng did this to Yin Yu and He Xuan immediately after he hears Xie Lian has ascended again…
A kiss for luck?
God of delightful destruction planting seeds in the ground. They might not grow into anything, but maybe this one is lucky.
Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed
I know I made this post but #mood
Happy FengQing Wedding Day!