Trying to make something out of this mess

// Venezuelan // 22 and kicking // I'll be working on my writing, apologies in advance.

[spelldealer]

brutalist candy cane

[vangoghcore]

by alexbeckett_

[r0semultiverse]

Like music to my ears

[sevisiriz-deactivated20230410]

[ercuillium-blog]

[stability]

[jaskierislikedonkeyfromshrek]

Geralt: Jaskier, what is your body count?

Jaskier: Oh, probably 26 or something like that:D

Geralt: You want to tell me that you have only slept with 26 Persons ??

Jaskier: Ohhhh that's what 'body count' means?? Then maybe over 60

Geralt:...what?

[catchymemes]

[thedragonlady297]

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

[dankmemeuniversity]

[keerawrrr]

😂😂😂

[dvinelovealwyz-deactivated20220]

Breh 😂💀

[14kgoldsoul]

Lmaoooo

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

[gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180]

[captainlordauditor]

i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

[catchymemes]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

In 1990, the high school dropout rate for Dolly Parton's hometown of Sevierville Tennessee was at 34% (Research shows that most kids make up their minds in fifth/sixth grade not to graduate). That year, all fifth and sixth graders from Sevierville were invited by Parton to attend an assembly at Dollywood. They were asked to pick a buddy, and if both students completed high school, Dolly Parton would personally hand them each a $500 check on their graduation day. As a result, the dropout rate for those classes fell to 6%, and has generally retained that average to this day.

Shortly after the success of The Buddy Program, Parton learned in dealing with teachers from the school district that problems in education often begin during first grade when kids are at different developmental levels. That year The Dollywood Foundation paid the salaries for additional teachers assistants in every first grade class for the next 2 years, under the agreement that if the program worked, the school system would effectively adopt and fund the program after the trial period.

During the same period, Parton founded the Imagination Library in 1995: The idea being that children from her rural hometown and low-income families often start school at a disadvantage and as a result, will be unfairly compared to their peers for the rest of their lives, effectively encouraging them not to pursue higher education. The objective of the Imagination library was that every child in Sevier County would receive one book, every month, mailed and addressed to the child, from the day they were born until the day they started kindergarten, 100% free of charge. What began as a hometown initiative now serves children in all 50 states, Australia, Canada, and the United Kingdom, mailing thousands of free books to children around the world monthly.

On March 1, 2018 Parton donated her 100 millionth book at the Library of Congress: a copy of "Coat of Many Colors" dedicated to her father, who never learned to read or write.

[conversecreeps]

For those of you asking for the actual presentation…

[conversecreeps]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my ACTUAL english final that I got a 97 on.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

[e-girlinterrupted-deactivated20]

me w/ my new mens pants

[harpyhormones]

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

[readmetxt]

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

[harpyhormones]

theyll be that too

[cgockel]

It would be funny if I didn’t know that after the revolution in Russia Stalin murdered 10 million people. That after the revolution in China as many as 40 million died in the Great Leap Forward (oh, and a friend of a friend had both her legs broken for … wait for it … having the highest test scores in the class. EVERYONE MUST BE EQUAL you know.) It would be funny if I didn’t know about North Korea’s completely preventable famines, or that 1 million Venezuelans have fled their country in the last two years. I don’t know all the stats on Cuba … but I know I’ve never thought of fleeing TO Cuba. Whenever a revolution tries to make everyone equal, the worst possible people always step in to fill the vacuum. 

Which isn’t to say the U.S. doesn’t have problems, I would like to move towards the capitalism of the Scandinavian countries and Canada, but communism would be worse.

[harpyhormones]

after the revolution ice cream trucks will be exactly the same and also youll have to take a fucking history class

[priyasgf]

hey lesbians what’s the typical “straight guy” thing u do that u pull off way better than any man? personally i’m a hot jock who manspreads when she sits and sleeps in boxers

[cat-butch]

Loving and caring for women

[your-reference-here]

Hello, 911? I just witnessed a murder.