the false prince

because this fandom consists of like 10 people😭

[ascendancejaron]

jaron: why is there no synonym for “me”

roden: because there’s no one like you

jaron: bro..

[missflufffanfics]

Jarogen Discord Server

All of the other ships I'm apart of have a discord server, but not Jarogen. So now it does! I'm still looking for mods and such and still figuring everything out, so constructive criticism is welcome.

Here's the link: https://discord.gg/xSkbpR6d

And here are some people I'll @ who I think will spread the word

@ascendanceseriesveteran @ascendancetrilogyfans @ascendancejaron @ascendance-clubhouse @jarogen-blog

[ascendancejaron]

jaron: don’t correct me.

mott: don’t be wrong.

[ascendancejaron]

YOOO WELCOME BACK!!

AHHHH TY TY IM SO SORRY IVE FAILED THIS FANDOM BUT DW IM BACK

[ascendancejaron]

roden, at jarons funeral: so like jaron isn’t actually dead

everyone: what?

jaron, climbing out of his casket: yeah, sorry it was a bet to see how many people would turn up at my funeral.

everyone:

jaron: but we’ll be keeping the sympathy gifts

roden: if any one has a problem with that, they can take it up with us out in the parking lot

jaron: thanks for coming everyone.

(oh my god sorry for like not posting in over a year..)

[ascendancejaron]

jaron: get hospitalized on the 13th of february to get flowers on the 14th

imogen: ...shut up i’ll just buy you flowers

[ascendancejaron]

Out of all the dead characters in tas, who would you want to experience in a book? Or like, who’s your favorite dead character 💀

dead characters- PLSLSLSLSL THAT TOOK ME OUT- okay let me think... jarons mom- i mean come on she’s the queen- and she fell in love with the king.. i would love to experience her love story

[ascendancejaron]

fink: are you scared jaron?

jaron: not really. ive already lived longer than i expected.

[ascendancejaron]

BOOK 6?:!$:$/!:&: oml give me a minute i’m crying

[ascendancejaron]

shut up ?? the SHATTERED castle good bye i’m already on my knees

[ascendancejaron]

tobias: you cant launch fink out of a cannon!

roden: but he says he wants to be launched out of a common:(

fink: FIRE IN THE HOLE

imogen: NOBODY IS LAUNCHING ANYONE! JARON COME BACK ME UP

jaron, finger on the launch button: what

[ascendancejaron]

amarinda: say those three words and i’ll be yours

tobias: those three words

amarinda:

amarinda: fuck let’s get married

[ascendancejaron]

conner: you played me like a fiddle!

jaron: no, fiddles are actually hard to play. i played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

[ascendancejaron]

roden: i wasn’t that drunk

fink: you were flirting with your own plate

roden: it’s called being open minded!

[ascendancejaron]

hey guys i got the captive kingdom book yesterday! and i finished it yesterday 🧍‍♀️ this page will be spoiler free for a month or so don’t worry! i hope everyone gets their hands on a book soon!

[ascendancejaron]

imogen: your existence is annoying

jaron: how so?

imogen: you’re presence is annoying but the thought of anything happening to you upsets me

[ascendancejaron]

Every. Single. Time I see your profile picture in that tiny little box on my feed I think it's some strange mothman image until I click on it and realize it's a fella with a crown. Seriously it looked like two eyes and wings on either side, also I'm mental, but just wanted to let you know.

LMFAO THIS LITERALLY MADE MY DAY JSJCVMKVMVKV