I guess when you have momentary inspiration for something, it’s not surprising that you forget to do the thing. So, it may have been months, but considering seaSON 4 is being filmed, ladies, gentleman and all in between, we are hopping aboard that hype train til the next time I forget to post again!
I will do things, like the final two reviews and I want to stir up some theories. I don’t think I am alone, but I think season 3 was amazing, and deserve to have praise because it is amazing. To all those who haven’t checked it out, give it a chance. They did so many good subtle things, and if you just overlook a few certain characters, it’s honestly amazing.
apparently I came back from the dead again, because why not. Hi again, to my few who might still care in the crevice of their minds. how’s everyone doing again? I realised a few days ago that I never did a review on the final two episodes of season 3, and I haven’t touched this blog for many months, which is a bad.
whoops
soooo.. review in coming tomorrow for the final two episodes, cause I made a promise dammit, and I intend to keep it, regardless of time.
also I want to do more with this ridiculous show, because *fingers crossed from here to casablanca* if a fourth season comes to fruition and they do it well, my entire holidays will be swell. and also we need more about my sons and daughters dammit!
We are getting to the nitty-gritty of it folks! Finale is right on us and I am so not prepared, cause this season has been phenomenal. Awayyyyy! Spoilers toooo!!
Apologies, these episodes need time to digest.
First of all, what a great opening. Jesse singing a ballad, and he’s pretty damn good too! Screw that guy, I would listen to Jesse’s rendition of ‘Rolling in the Deep’ any day!
I’m glad that Jesse got an audition and all, but please don’t forget about Ben II, he’s gonna....yep, he forgot about him. JESSE!!!
Can I please be Ellen!? She is the greatest.
“It’s your turn.” How long had Ben II been in there frozen?
I love how casual Ellen is about demons. Freaked the rest of them out, but Ellen is like, “I saw like five in my final two years at school. Bitch please, I can take on anything.”
What Ellen said, about demons seeming like one thing, and appearing like another sounds like a whole big tonne of foreshadowing, don’t you reckon?
Aww, Home Ec classes! I miss them.
So, one teacher did know about Heath’s dyslexia. What a great person. Recording the recipe is such a brilliant idea. I have yet another headcanon that she’s been his teacher for many things, and they are good friends. And Heath pointed out her cardigan was inside out. I actually have positive feelings for Heath again. Yay! He is not a total dick!
...if Brooklyn is a vegan, (all props to her, btw) and she doesn’t touch bacon...WHY THE HELL WAS SHE CRACKING EGGS?????????????.......
I saw those eggs beside Claude, and I knew they were going to explode. I mean the description literally said “They exert a negative influence over the gang.” What were they going to do? Dissuade them from doing their homework?
And bacon to the face!
Hey! Leave my nerd-and-woodwork friendship goals alone! Yeesh, straight in the nose too.
Real subtle with the JB line, guys. Real subtle.
I feel like they’re trying to rebuild Nicco’s relationship with her sister realistically, so I am glad they are still bickering and not all chummy immediately. However, I really don’t see the appeal she sees in Heath. I mean, yes, he has attractive qualities, but he’s also a gargantuan cucumber when it comes to emotional and social issues. Maybe it’s just me.
Gyah, getting orange juice out of your hair is not fun.
“Demon hunting.” Ayyyyyyeeeee
Can someone please gif Heath ‘demon hunting’ and put it to either the Pink Panther soundtrack or the Get Smart intro? I want that to happen but I barely know how to compute.
There is the Fire and Spirit bonding that I’ve wanted to see all season. I miss Felix’s and Oscar’s bond in this.And also, don’t they need their schoOL BAGS FOR THINGS!?!?
Damn, Jesse. You got some skills, my friend!
Stop ignoring Luke!!
Guys...You are supposed to work together! Stop putting everything on one person! This is not how things get done!!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you hunt demons: Get the thing that they want, stick it out in front of you and wait. (Perfect)
Hey, higHFIVE BEN BACK, YOU NOODLE!!
Eugh, they’re icky! They’re slimy and ewww!
I love how Ellen couldn’t find anything on them before, but as soon as they caught them, hey! The information was right there. Also, why aren’t they doing it in the lair? Let’s magic it up in the science lab where Betes could walk in any moment!
‘Four pillars of evil’ Right, getting on that nope train out of here! Anyone want to join?
The entrapment spell won’t work or will backfire. It’s from Felix’s book.
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Hey look, it’s backfiring!
This will be the third time that I will call the Winchesters, just sayin’. Trap ‘em and Latin ‘em.
EYELINER! EVERYWHERE! OH DEAR LORD WE ARE IN HEAVEN!
Whenever the demons do like a double voice, are they harmonising or something? Why is it that the only people who pick up on the fact that they are being possessed are the main characters and Andy’s Nai-Nai? Come on, I think the voice would be a dead giveaway!
No-one apparently like netball in Bremin, except Brooklyn.
Why are they patting the trilobites from hell.....just...just no.
Oh look, it’s like an alternative poetry slam-of-the-century meeting. How depressing and awesome. :D
Side note: I love Jesse’s attitude. It’s is such a good reflection on life, specially since I’m guessing that Jess grew up effeminate and into show-tunes and was bullied for most of his younger years. To turn out with such an uplifting and rewarding attitude is the greatest thing. It’s something that all young outsiders should embrace.
But I also love how the words from Luke (and slightly Nicco) turned him, not anyone else’s. They’ve developed such an underlining bond between them.
Oh, I wish Felix was there, he would have appreciated Jesse’s words. How wonderful. Also, that burn is going to need some ice, good lord.
Realistic life squad goals. Eyeliner, black clothing and a need to destroy and burn down everything. Awesome!
Noooo, don’t hurt my gorgeous legume! (Also Luke has fun pushing people into things, like tents and the floor).
Throwback to the movie, with Ellen and the fog. Why was it confusing the gang so much, though?
Ellen cares about them, so much. It’s legitimately a rerun for her, four kids pushed into magic without consent, and learning and surviving along the way. She was kept out of the original boys group activities for so long, and she can finally help now. HAVE I SAID HOW MUCH I LOVE ELLEN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No, not that dropkick again! He’s even worse than Bates! GAWD ( I was half expecting it to be Roland again)
NO LUKE!!!!!!
Annd we are back in the good old police station. Hoped we wouldn’t have to go here again. Bremin must have a high youth record for ‘unexplained shenanigans.’
Patterns, symbols! WE FINALLY FREAKIN’ FIND OUT!
Okay, I’m good now. What an emotional rollercoaster of death this season has been so far. I DON’T WANT IT TO END!!
Again, leave any and all comments and theories below. Cheerio y’all.
Sorry it’s late! New Years and whatnot. Look out, spoilers belowwwwww!
So, let’s just start this one of by saying not one, but TWO OF MY THEORIES ARE RIGHT AND THANK YOU! Okay, got it out of my system. Let’s continue.
Not one paper? Bates, the potato-sack, should have alerted the parents much earlier. Stay in school, kids.
I swear, Luke is the only one that has a decent head on his shoulders half the time. Because when you suddenly have powers, let’s show them off in front of the whole school, shall we? SERIOUSLY!? And not to mention they are more diverse with the actual powers, like Alice was. Cause the boys only really used their powers in one way. POWERS!
Guys, you literally went back to Alternate Dimension 10 to find him, and dragged him off a cliff...whilst you saw the Ben 2 deceive you in front of your own eyes...TRUST MY GODDAMN COOKIE NOW BEN IS SPRINKLES AND GLITTER STOP IT!
Was that all of Felix’s stuff, the rug, the bowl, everything? Did Felix just up and leave everything there? Or was it all Ben’s? And how did they manage to get everything there before recess ended? My never-ending question list just keeps continuing!!!
That scene was shot beautifully, just saying. Continuous shot and slow down for each individual movement. Beautiful.
Annnnnnnd tada! However, very malevolent way to construct dyslexia. Coming from a family with two people that have dyslexia, in different forms, usually it has to do with colour, stark contrasts and individual letters, not the whole words changing place in the sentences. However, all to their own.
Ahhhh, creepy weird-looking trilobite sonsabitches! Why are there four of them....is it for the four? And how long was Ben 2 out for? Like 10 hours?
I have serious, serious concerns about the school committee and the teachers at Bremin High. After losing 4 children for almost two weeks, having continually strange occurrences and people waking up not knowing how they got out there, a lost woman for 10 YEARS appears there and a tornado and an earthquake ripping through there, THEY STILL TAKE THE BLOODY KIDS OUT TO THE BREMIN NATIONAL RANGE FOR A CAMPING TRIP?! WHYYYYYYY???
Ben 2 be a creepin’! (But also, how can all of these people walk into the Bremin forest so fast? Phoebe, Bates, Roland, Alice, now Ben? Even Oscar could make his way there quite quickly...yet they take a school bus for the kids?)
My nerd-and-woodwork friendship is intensifying!!!! O-O (Aw, she complimented him on his hair!)
So, this truth spell appears to hurt them when they are forced to say it...Maybe the truths that they are saying are like, hurtful truths, that’s why they are looked upon unfavourably? I know Jesse is a beanpole of sass, and Nicco only doesn’t usually say half of the stuff she said in this episode cause she has a filter, (and Heath has the tendency to imitate a gigantic douchnozzle every now and again), but you’ve seen Jesse try to make amends, and you’ve seen Nicco admit truth without hurting others. Putting aside Luke’s sometimes stark behaviour, due to his continuous bouncing around schools and his friendships not being as connected as these ones here so he is learning better communication and connection skills, they have good hearts and politeness. My thinking anyway.
tldr; I think spell was to admit hurtful truths, hence why it hurt them to say it.
How many times can I say I don’t like Bates in a series. Can someone keep a running score? Cause I really don’t like him.
PROTECT BEN! PROTECT BEN! GOD I WANT TO HUG HIM!!
“Potter, Weasley!” Oh, look. Nerd!
No! Stop hurting each others feelings! Let my wonderful quartet of friendship exist in peace!!
I like how Luke just immediately forgot he was angry with Jesse to marvel at his new action, and apologised instantly. He’s so precious! (That being said, not cool, Luke)
Throw a stick at him Jess. Ehehehehehee!
And more truths. This is good, we are getting air cleared...just stop hurtING MY BABIES!!
Tis I, present the amazing, the wonderful, Nicco: Digger of Holes!
Ellen! Wooo! She totally saw that too! WE HAVE THE MENTOR EVERYBODY!!
You run like an emu? Well done, Nicco!
Ben 2 comin’ at you! Looking like he really needs some sleep, dear lord boy!
Ah, some very familiar ground! Group assignments, and Bates not caring about who is in who’s group! Wooo!
Trilobite creepers are loud as hell!!
Guys, the protection spell isn’t that hard to remember! Even Sam and Jake could remember it.
Yes! Second one is true!!! Ellen still has her elemental power! Knew it! Mentor figure, and badass protector in one! Ah, I can’t wait for her to be in it more!
And again, no-one seems to hear Nicco SCREAMING FOR HER LIFE, minus the boys...and Bates after about ten minutes. Does no-one listen in Bremin, dammit!
Hey, more group bonding time! And I think it’s quite awful that Heath has never told anyone, so he doesn’t know that it is an actual disorder. I could just yell at his parents for ages. LOOK AFTER YOUR CHILD!!
Aw, the beautiful cinnamon bun is telling Heath his fears to make him feel more comfortable. BEN MY CHILD!!!!
We’ve got mystery, we’ve got an even more tired looking Ben 2, we’ve got books on ancient evil insects, we’ve got Heath capturing an evil looking insect. We’ve got it all! We’ve even got a...WHAT THE HELL LUKE NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Alright, long one. I feel as if I am getting quite analytical in these ramblings now...I hope that’s a good thing. As always, feel free to discuss theories with me...THAT RHYMED!
Much spoilers ahead, dear god are we in for a ride!
So, apologies for the extra day wait, this one deserves a while to process
CLAUDE IS MY HERO AND MY IDEAL PERSON TO BE, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CHAMP
Jesse, noooooooo. Be your determined, gorgeous, don’t-care-what-the-world-thinks self.
Why are the bullies at Bremin so cliched? God, have some originality and leave my Ben-Bun alone!
And Jesse’s water power display. Excellent, it is multiplicative. He’s not bound to one action like the majority of the original four where. He’s like Ellen. Perfect! (Buy your own concealer, Jesse)
Sibling goodness. I love Quinn, she’s so zesty.
Ben 1, from the other world is an adorable muffin, Protect him at all costs as well. Ben 2 is a little sinnamon roll, and even though his ‘evilness’, isn’t that believable, and the majority of his actions are (and will be) set around revenge, let’s hug him too. In fact, let’s hug all characters minus Bates and Warren and be merry. (Why do I keep referring to Ben as food items?)
Jesse is making up for past mistakes, if that’s not the sign of an honest-to-god good human being, I don’t know what is.
Heath, shut up and help the croissant that is Ben
Claude and Jesse as best friends are beautifully written, because they support each other and embrace each other and knock on each other and I have maNY FEELINGS ABOUT THAT!
ABCMe, not caring about parental blocks since ever. Yes, there are problems with youth today and we need to address it, even if it is in a slightly more negative manner than it should be. There are contraceptive issues, STI’s and abusive situations that EVERY teenager should know about. They are in grade 11, they should know. YES
“Which one would you rather date?” Pissed off Jesse is best Jesse. You stand up for and with Claude forever! GOD, could those assholes be anymore obnoxious and neanderthal!? Respect.
Side note: I think the major difference between the original four and this four is how difficult it was for the boys to be all together and remain friends, cause there was too much deception and unresolved issues between them all (Minus Jandy....bros for life!) This group are literally stuck from the get go. They choose to be together in projects, they don’t prefer to find other people all the time. I know, Heath is still kind of the thorn the size of goddamn Asgard in the paw in regards to feeling and maintaining friendships, but still. First day back and both Luke and Jesse were in each other’s houses. Now, I agree with felixferne (Check them out if you haven’t, they are amazing!) where because both groups were thrown into a massive situation and HAD to work together and form bonds under duress, the natural form of the four seem strained outside ‘running for their lives’ and ‘magic is real and everything is shit’ mainframe. However, I feel that this four’s conglomeration of ‘we are together, let’s figure shit out’ mentality is more natural.
tldr; These four are better friends than the original four, because reasons.
Bates, go walk on a lego.
‘Pound you into dust.’
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POUND YOU INTO DUST? WHAT ARE YOU? WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE SEA URCHIN? WHY ABCME PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!
Ha, Bates had it coming.
They should just rename the show - ‘Magic runs afoul in Bremin, and like no-one knows about it which is weird cause they do it in broad daylight.’
Okayyyyy, guys, no need to be sooooo gullible. I mean, yes they mention it in like the next scene how it’s “a bit off”, but come on! Really?
Good camera work on the shot of Ben 2 overhearing. Although, I question this. Cause Ben could here them from a desk away, but Peta and Claude apparently have selective hearing because they werE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!!
Awww, on that to, Peta and Luke were partners. Strong nerd-and-woodwork friendships are what I believe in. Eevn if Peta can’t remember being in the alternate universe (How many are we up to now? Ten?) there is still the feeling of bonding in the vents...AHHHHH!
And also no full on suspiciousness from them when Ben offered to do exactly what Jesse and Luke said to do? Come on, little red flags must be raising in more then ‘This guy is odd’
Did I mention before to call the WincheSTERS! BECAUSE THAT IS CLEAR SIGN OF POSSESSION AND NOPING THE HELL OUT OF HERE! THIS IS LIKE THE PARENTAL INFLUENZA! NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE!
Aaaaaaaand he took it. That was coming like three miles off.
Why didn’t Jesse just pull the water up out of the toilet?
The old switcheroo, how original....
‘Nefertiti, Tutankhamen and....Tupac-Shakor’ Well, two out of three ain’t bad. At least he doesn’t sleep though all of history.
Blue filter on!
Sticks, boys!? Can you imagine how much dirt and filth would get on those wounds?......That’s icky!
Go save my little gorgeous legume from falling off a cliff!!! I’m glad none of them tried their powers. It wouldn’t have worked. But teamwork!
And whoop, when did Petrificus Totalus wind up in here?
Awww, Spirit and Water are bonding! Aw, yiss! I swear that shed is like the MVP of this show! Can it become sentient and just like can everyone thank it for all of it’s work and shelter and reliability of always being there? The only love it got was from Gary the police officer!!
Ah, BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!!!!
And....
Truth spell? There’s a Nowhere Boys fan fiction of that! Everything is going to go horrible.
ELLEN!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!! BE THE MOTHER THAT PHOEBE WAS TO THE BOYS!!!
Okay, that was a long one. This series is like fifteen times more deep and interesting than the first ones. I’m expecting mind blowing by the end of this. If you would like to keep the conversation going with me, feel free to. :D
Happy Holidays, and enjoy your time off if you guys have any. Be safe out there.
So, I know I’m really small on here, and my opinions are minute compared to others ( felixferne, I’m looking at you, you glorious captain of this entire fandom.) But I just wanted to take the time to say, why hello there! I’m glad that a small amount of people are enjoying my continuous ramblings about a show that is amazing, and I’m enjoying contributing to this community in some way.
The usual run, spoilers below. If you don’t like spoilers, you don’t want to know! Okay…
Sorry this one is late. But lets-a-go!
BEN MY BABY! MY PRECIOUS LITTLE POMPOM!! This is what happens when you mess with the natural order!
And, they are back, but five days in advance…okay. We are time-travelling now, yay. This will not end well.
Ah, they did more friend things than the original four did when they came back! Aw YISS! I like that this group does not necessarily rely on image, which means they can do more friendship group bonding that warms the deep caverns of my soul. AH!
Enough, Heath. We get it, you like boobs. Dear god, was kissing the poster really necessary?
Jesse’s relationship with Quinn is beautiful, I want to explore it more. Do their parents leave often, is that why they are all cosy with living alone together? :D Strong sibling bond is key.
DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME BEN’S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS MOTHER IS SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS BUBBA, YOU HUG YOUR MUMMA UNTIL THE SUN RISES YOU POOR POOR BEAN!
Whoop, found the chocolate bar link.
IT’S ALL ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS YISSSS NICCO AND SISTER! AH, PERF!
Oooh, dust control. Nice!
Peta, just leave Brooklyn. She’s toxic.
Hmmm, high class humour this time. Yes. (Also, fire extinguisher? On a bloODY CHEESECAKE?)
I have wanted flight to be in this show for ages, cause it was in the game. Levitating Luke is awesome. And Jesse’s reactions are amazing, and honestly accurate, because usual human emotion and laws of nature dictate that actual representation of out of norm behaviour is immediate freak-the-shit-out. Wahey!
Now it’s salt control? I wanted Nicco to control plants, then she could be Poison Ivy. Also, holy cupcake, Heath is dangerous. He scorched the bench with his fingers. Like, actual holes. Felix could create a fireball, but it was limited to what he could summon, pretty much. And his strength dictated the power and heat. But Heath has got quite a few kilos on Felix, and we all know that Felix, as gorgeous as he is, was a scrawny little chicken noodle. Heath did that, WITHOUT THINKING. Shit, what if he sets fire to someone!?
Felix’s email. PLEASE TELL ME IT’S STILL SOMETHING LIKE [email protected]! USE IT USE IT USE IT!
Never mind, duplicated Bens for days. He is literally the mix of Felix and Andy. I love it.
Alright guys, let’s just stand back and do nothing. Form a nice orderly line to watch the Bens duke it out with (Wasn’t the one in this world destroyed by Alice? And then the one from the other world was split in half in the movie?????) talismans. See, the boys would’ve jumped in and caused an even bigger catastrophe. Gee, they are the same but different.
Also, band together to save the Bens! More bonding! More magic! More problems!!
WAIT WHAT! BEN FROM OTHER WORLD GOT WHAT!!!!!!
Alright. I’m all out. Catch you all next week. Do comment, theorise and whatnot below. Happy Holidays :D
3 x 05 & 06: HOLD UP, THIS IS STARTING TO BE INTERESTING!!
Oh my Bear, we are getting deeper into the wormhole. Spoilers below, you know the drill...
Okidokie. Let’s start with episode five.
Bates can just leave. Just get out. I don’t like him. I understand the stresses of being by yourself in a random parallel universe, but still. Good god they are children!
How’d he get a bus to work? Does he have a bus licence?
LEAVE LUKE ALONE HE IS MY PRECIOUS NOPE!
Nicco cannot help but be rational, and I cannot wait for that rationality to become magic-based instead of science-based.
Heath, take the mighty big ass-holery sticks out of all of your orifices, and just be nice to people.
Peta is a boss ass bitch and no-one can take that from me. Be friends with other people, Brooklyn is a terrible influence. Head-canon, she is acing shop, the only activity besides soccer that she does without Brooklyn. The best, give me girls with multiple interests any day.
Awww, bonding time in the school vents. Perfect.
Shape-shifting demons are worse than possessive demons. What the frickle-frack did Ben get himself into!?
Bremin has some serious safety school violations. How much is the fine for not having a proper-working fire alarm? $250 000? (Not to mention that pulling it can cost $1000, I think alone. Fight the power, Luke!!)
One manly bag handover, and we are all chummy again? As I thought, Heath is too lazy to hold a grudge. but you dON’T GET TO BULLY LUKE LIKE THAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
And, there’s no way that this is the way home, we aren’t even half-way through the series. More glorious, regrettable mistakes ahead! YAY!
Episode six time........BOI!
Why is no-one questioning these children appearing and waking up in fields! DOES NO-ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, DAMMIT!
Nicco, no! Do not leave your newly-banded brothers of low emotional quota! They would literally die without you!!! Staph it!
At least water and air are sticking together, kind of. Ah, better friendship than Sam and Andy had to begin with, anyway.
musICAL!
I swear, the majority of the first ten minutes of this one was me going, “No, Nicco baby, you don’t know where your heart is, oh no please don’t NO!”
“He only responds to Felix, it’s called method acting.” Claude is amazing.
JESSE IS IN EYELINER OMG MY FAVE THAT IS THE GREATEST THING THIS SHOW HAS HAD TO OFFER SINCE JAKE’S UNICORN BYE!
sInGiNg AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH CAPSLOCK PLEASE SING THIS AT MY FUNERAL!!!!
Glitchy shit making everyone look like they’re from a nineties game. Heh!
Oh look, the mandatory scrying pool. That wasn’t even touched in the first season, but then it was everywhere in the second season and the movie. They didn’t even show Heath and Jesse looking around school for Ben. They have legitimately just gone to one-track mind magic-is-the-answer now. It’s wonderful.
A world of dreams and desires, because that’s what the spell intended for them to encounter. The little details of Luke’s father saying he was really lucky, Jesse’s parents flying home and Heath flipping the coin 17 times was conducted rather well. It makes me think how much detail is actually in these dimensions, and makes me wonder about what theory of dimensional existence the writers are going for. Is it pocket dimension? Complete parallel dimension like super-string theory? Give me knowledge of these intricacies, please!!?
Jesse jumped into the water alone. You think you could shove more symbolism in there, ABC? I don’t think we fully understood it. (Also, I want that purple spotted robe.)
Awww, Jesse wanted to leave the least, and Nicco the most. Opposites to Sam and Jake. Just different elemental types. Lovely tie-in there.
The connotation of the spirit element always confused me. Season one, the boys travelled without Oscar, then gang couldn’t do shit without him for the demon, then didn’t need him for parental e-bola, then needed him to get home. Then season two, he wasn’t needed for spells at all, but sometimes he would tag along. Then the movie he retained his power, and wasn’t needed for the take-away spell. Now, Ben is needed for protection and dimensional travel, but not for scrying? Which begs the question...HOW AND WHY AND WHO IS SPIRIT??
At this moment in time, I think it is safe to say we need to call the Winchesters for your average demonic possession exorcism. Salt line that bitch and get it out of THEM! They’re really upping the anti on this one.
ELEMENTAL POWERS! YES FINALLY THE AIR ONE CAN FLY! I was wondering how they would change the powers, no one elemental has had the exact same power yet. Whoo-
Hold up
Hold the Frick UP!
IS BEN A BLOODY DEMON TOO! WHY CAN HE BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE NOT NATURAL HELP!
And yes, Heath. Catch him in a bin. Very good...... o-o
Okay, long one. I’m sorry about the absence of the last one. Hoped you enjoyed this. Do comment if you want to. I am the Roland of theories. Cheerio!
This episode got strange, and it is kind of a random mash of things together.
First of all, they were REALLY chill about accepting magic into reality. Like really REALLy chill. You’d expect a more Andy-esque mind set, last a longer amount of time. But nooooo, we’re casting spells 10 min after discovering things.
Ben, you little ramen noodle, secrets breed mistrust. This is a bad thing, and worse things are going to happen. Big nope train out of that one.
Let me pose you this. When you read a thing that says EYE OF THUNDER, what do you think the appropriate response it, hmmm? READ IT ALOUD? NOOOOOOOOO! I mean, I know it was for proof and all, but seriously?
Nicco is getting antiestablishmentairainsm up in here. Love it. Although, took her a while to lead up to Jake’s agreement with it. Jake was ready to go full criminal like the second they got to the alternate dimension.
Okay. getting real tired of Heath’s shit already. May be pushing the ‘I’m straight, I love boobs’ mentality a little too far, but still the flashback didn’t warrent enough for emotional attachment, but it did get me pondering...
Could Heath possibly be dyslexic? Flashback says he never replied to messages, which either meant he is afraid of commitment or he didn’t want to mess up words, and he also asked for a rehearsal for the spell. Hmmmm....I mean the majority of his dialogue is textbook defence mechanisms in covering feeling with humour and asshole-ry, but it makes me wonder...BOI!
So Heath couldn’t break into the pharmacy, but he could break open a locked window? Question, did they even try the door? I understand that the lock on the pharmacy was harder, but taking the principle into consideration...
Luke and alphabet soup are my new OTP
I don’t like Brooklyn. And why were they smothering Heath? And why were they waiting? And why was the van moving from side to side? I have some questions!
That entire running scene was slightly unnecessary., don’t you think? Why did Heath grab the book? Brookly said she’s was going to leave, but then uselessly hid behind a rock. Perfect.
Jesse was crying, my child, hold him. Don’t attack my children, leave them alone, dammnit! This demon is tenfold more pissed off then anything the boys had to deal with, Teagan included.
Bates is the bringer of my nightmares, I swear to Bear!
The next episode looks odd, and I don’t like my children fighting. Leave Luke alone, ya big smelly! Okay, all out of steam. If you have theories, do leave you comments if you want to.
Okay, okay, hoLD UP! You cannot just throw us that curve ball of Jesse being an insulin-dependent diabetic! Is it type 1, or type 2? Dear god, please protect Jesse, the string-bean didn’t tell anyone.They better not let this slide by in the one episode, this management should be handled properly, cause insulin is not exactly a continuous resource!!
(Also, Heath minding the sugar level of the dinner was beautiful. He does know some things.
Heath was a scout, he may have been in a lower level than Sam. That’s adorable.
As I said before, Luke caught on the whole different universe thing eons before Andy did. Sci-fi IS important.
Ah, the old shed. Memories. But who? When? Why? My two options are Bates, most likely. He is a science teacher, and the bicycle generator is brilliant. But also, will Roland possibly be making an appearance? We still don’t know enough about my gorgeous forest guardian/detective.
Exactly how many years are there between the movie and season 3? Apparently, they are a year in the past...
Ben, you doughnut. This is gonna bite him in the ass, we all know that. But who was the old man? (Glorious blue filter is back, baby!) Why does he know where the woodroom lair was? Speaking of that...
FELIX’S DIARY! Oh, I have missed that little gem. Ben better not lose it in the next episode. Then why was it left in the lair? WAIT! It could possibly be a version of when Teagan wasn’t stopped, and the timeline is where it happened then, in that world. It explains why Felix’s diary was still in the lair, and whatnot. Dammit, tell me! TELL ME!!
Okay, theorising over. Do feel welcome to pose theories to me. I would love to talk more aBOUT THIS FANTASTIC SERIES!
Heyo, everyone! I am not dead, so let’s get into this. I’m wanting to post something every week about the new series, cause it needs to be talked about. And considering I don’t have many people to talk about things concerning the gloriousness that is Nowhere Boys on here, I’m content to just say things out loud. SO...here we go!
First things first: What a stellar cast! Genuinely prolific characters that like their parts. Awards all round, and it’s the first two episodes. The love I have for this show rival most things.
I sat down to watch this with, I admit, some reservations. I mean, come on, it’s the four. But, I thoroughly enjoyed myself as everything started to intrigue and mystify it’s way into my heart. I especially like how a lot of things are seemingly appearing to be linked to previous seasons and the movie. Goodness me.
Theories so far include different universe again, with a more hostile force at work, which was kind of given away in the preview of the third episode, (seriously, where was Luke when the boys went missing in the first season. These four have deduced more in the first twenty-four hours of the show than any of them did in the first week gone!??) and I think that it’s possible that Ben (Weird introduction, but will probably become my fave) caused this entire thing, to do with the fact people didn’t see him, so he turned to witchcraft to make people see him and somethING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG (Oh, look! We have a student passing the “Felix’s Go To Answer For Problem-Solving” class) We are told the fours’ powers in the title screen, and Ben is (most probably?) spirit, but knowing this show, he could possibly have the power of freaking time or space or something...
Side tangent note: Ellen is the proper role model for all students in Bremin. I love how she never gave up her love or interest in science, and I have a sneaking suspicion that she is teaching it to make sure no-one does a Felix and unintentionally bring on world destruction. (also sHE STILL HAS HER POWERS AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR HER TO USE THEM THANK YOU!) I also want more interaction between Nicco and Ellen, because that was just beautiful.
Also, in the Behind the Scenes posts, why is Bates so calm about being in an alternate universe? Like, does he remember half of the stuff that happened to him in the previous seasons? Why is he so chill? That also reminds me, no-one has addressed the final parts of the movie, when all of the people that were possessed woke up all squished in the van...that needs addressing people!
And one last thing! I want Phoebe and Alice to turn up in the last episode, with the taco van. Just do it, please!
Okay, end of that. Please share with me your theories, I would love to discuss any theories. Any, I am serious. *waves*
(Also, Jesse is my tall gay son, protect at all costs. Freaking fight me)
Felix, damnnit! (Spoilers for Movie Trailer...I guess)
How many times do they have to do this!!?! Since when is it a good idea to open a locked magical book!?! It practically screams ‘mischievous and deadly intentions’!!!!!! You ignoramus bean pole!!!
Also just sayin’, totally called the elemental attack on the football team, just called it in Season 1. :D
