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new sex position: i sit in your lap and cry about everything that's wrong in my life and you hug me and kiss my forehead while telling me that everything's gonna be okay and how proud you are of me

bellasprouts

chosominous

no cause we really got jack "i'll pay for it" abbot, titus "i’m the one who’s going to gets you" danforth and grant "you dont have to beg me to fuck you i'm going to" reilly

THE. SAME. YEAR

he basically horny bombed us without blinking, and then he dares to show up on interviews acting all shy (which I love)

groovyangelkisses

he’s so, so handsome oh my goodness🥺

groovyangelkisses

he’s so, so handsome oh my goodness🥺

ribbonedgh0st

Me

meluneira

idanceonthemoon

My holy trinity

kidsaredyingoutinthesnow

The Strokes (by Colin Lane)

Fab is so cute omg

knucklexvelvet

I love being a loser girl like yesss!!! omg go stay in your bedroom all day and listen to music, watch movies, read fan fiction, ughh this is the life!!

cherriesofall

ovaryacted

QUICK SHAWN HATOSY, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOU NEED TO PLAY A SINGLE DAD IN A ROMCOM TRYING TO FIND LOVE AGAIN WHILE YOUR CHILD MEDDLES INTO YOUR ROMANCING ANTICS! IM TALKING ABOUT A CUTE MEET IN THE SUPERMARKET BY THE MEAT SECTION AND YOU TAKE THEM OUT TO TOWN AFTER GETTING THEIR NUMBER! WE NEED A REASONABLE WOC BADDIE WITH AN AGE GAP AND THE FILM INCLUDES LOTS OF YEARNING AND SILLY CORNINESS IMMEDIATELY! IF NOT THIS, YOU HAVE TO BE IN A HALLMARK-ESQUE FILM AND PLAY A COWBOY! YOUR FACE NEEDS TO BE ON THE IMAX AND DOLBY SCREEN FOREVER DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!

A24, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I NEED YOU TO PICK UP SUPRIYA GANESH AND PUT THEM IN A HORROR FILM, A ROM COM, AND A DRAMA! ALL FUCKING THREE! THEN I NEED YOU TO DO THE SAME FOR SHABANA & ISA AND ALL OF MY OTHER FAVS FROM THE PITT CAST. AFTERWARDS, SOMEBODY CAST MY FAVS IN A COMEDY/SITCOM SHOW LIKE ABBOTT ELEMENTARY AND GET THEM MAIN LEAD ROLES AND A GUARANTEED 8-10 SEASON RUN TO ENSURE AN EMMY LAUNDERING GIMMICK THAT WORKS!

IM GONNA GET Y’ALL OUT OF THERE I PROMISE! IM GONNA MAKE SURE Y’ALL GOOD! GET ME IN TOUCH WITH EVERYBODY’S AGENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I GOT SOME CALLS TO MAKE!