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Fandom: Marvel’s Avengers, 64,519 words, incomplete
Rating: T for rape/non-con and language
Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Original Female Character, other Avengers
Ships: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes/OFC
Synopsis: AU, A new girl with superpowers joins the Avengers team, but there’s more to her than meets the eye.
Warning: mentions of rape/non-con incidents, nothing explicit
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Fandom: Final Fantasy IX; 180,697; incomplete (in-progress)
Rating: T (Violence)
Characters: Garland, Original Characters
Ships: None
Friendships: Neirin + Kuja (OCs)
Genre: Adventure, Suspense, Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy?
Synopsis: On ancient Terra, a plot is hatched to create an immortal golem, Garland, by sacrificing Terra’s prince. A young boy named Kuja finds himself caught up in the chaos, fleeing for his life alongside the prince… but how long can they survive? [AU/prequel set on Terra.
Triggers: Main/minor character death, violence, mind control.]
Fandom: Marvel Comics (Young Avengers), 3210 words, complete
Rating: PG-13, for mild violence, some kissing, and passing sex mentions
Characters: Kate Bishop, Clint Barton, America Chavez, Eli Bradley, Billy Kaplan, Noh-Varr, Cassie Lang
Ships: Kate Bishop x America Chavez, Kate Bishop x Eli Bradley, Kate Bishop x Noh-Varr
Friendships: Kate Bishop + Clint Barton,
Genre: Friendship, some fluff, coping with personal issues
Synopsis: Canon. Clint says that archery is about focus. He likes that the moment before he lets the arrow go is one instant he can be in control. Kate says archery is about motion. You can’t regret the way the arrow flies once you’ve let it go. All you can do is reach for another.
[possible triggers for: multiple death mentions, kissing, one or two passing sex mentions]
Fandom: Cabin Pressure, 950 words, complete
Rating: T (asexual character thinking he’s be broken, asexual character forcing himself to have sex in order to live up to the expectations of a sexualized society; repeated use of the word ‘sex’; mentions of past alcohol abuse)
Characters: Douglas Richardson, Martin Crieff, mentions of Douglas Richardson’s ex-wives
Ships: Douglas Richardson x Martin Crieff, mentions of Douglas Richardson x Douglas Richardson’s wives
Friendships: Douglas Richardson + Martin Crieff
Genre: Hurt/comfort, asexual relationships
Synopsis: Canon compliant (though it probably requires quite a lot of imagination). Just lie back and think of England, that was what he told himself over and over again. Asexual character unaware of his identity, and therefore struggling through many a sexual relationship because of society’s expectations - all the while thinking there must be something wrong with him.
Fandom: Haikyuu!!, 3910 words, complete Rating: T, for kissing and sex mentions Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Sugawara Koushi Ships: Hinata Shouyou x Kageyama Tobio Genre: fluff, a bit of angst, but mostly fluff
After things between him and Kageyama get a little too steamy for his liking, Hinata discovers he’s an ace. Just not the kind he wants to be.
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC) 1124 wrods, complete Rating: G Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson Ships: None Friendships: Sherlock Holmes + John Watson Genre: Friendship Synopsis: Canon Compliant. Movie nights at 221b Baker Street always started the same way…. No warnings apply.
Fandom: Cabin Pressure, 1000 words, complete
Rating: T (mentions of the word ‘sex’, asexual male character and straight male character trying to navigate an asexual relationship)
Characters: Douglas Richardson, Martin Crieff
Ships: Douglas Richardson/Martin Crieff (straight!Douglas/ace!Martin)
Friendships: Douglas Richardson + Martin Crieff
Genre: unconventional relationship, asexual relationship, platonic romance
Synopsis: Canon compliant (if you ignore the last few episodes). …but my heart’s right there. Asexual character (unnecessarily) pressuring himself to let his allosexual partner have sex with other people.
Fandom: [Ace Attorney] [9159 words, complete] Rating: G
Characters: Aura Blackquill, Adrian Andrews, Franziska von Karma, Apollo Justice, Athena Cykes (background), Phoenix Wright (background) Ships: Aura Blackquill x Metis Cykes (past), Adrian Andrews x Franziska von Karma
Friendships: Aura Blackquill + Adrian Andrews, Aura Blackquill + Franziska von Karma Genre: Comfort/Angst
Synopsis: [Canon] Following the end of Dual Destinies, Aura is tried for her actions, and finally begins healing from her grief.
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies)/ 23,904 words/Complete
Rating: Teen (mentions of violence, swearing, off-screen sex because it’s still a Bond fic but no sex between the main characters)
Characters: James Bond, Q, Female M, Kinkade
Ship: James Bond/Q
Genre: Drama/Romance/Magical Realism
Synopsis: Canon Divergence
Once upon a time, a young boy found a fascinating mechanical doll in the attic…
A fairytalesque story of the life of James Bond, and his best friend Q. A tale growing up, and learning about life and death, of loss and love, and of finding their happily ever after.
Fandom: Teen Wolf, 2085 words, complete Rating: G Characters: Derek Hale, OFC, OMC Ships: none Friendships: none Genre: AU Synopsis: After overhearing the sheriff’s suggestion to someone else, Derek starts seeing a therapist. She helps him coping with trauma, and helps him figure out that some things about him were never broken to begin with.
Potential trigger warning: There is an oblique reference to the fact that Derek has been sexually assaulted when he was a minor. Nothing graphic, but take care of yourselves.
Fandom: Marvel (147317 words, complete)
Rating: T (canon-typical violence, magical addiction)
Characters: Loki, Thor, Odin, Frigga, Sif, Fandral, Hogun, Volstagg, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Natsha Romanoff, Thanos, original characters
Ships: brief mention of Thor/Jane Foster
Friendships: Loki + Thor, Loki + Frigga, Thor + Sif
Genre: General
Synopsis: canon divergence
The first thing Loki said, after he had swiped his tongue over his lips to wet them, was, “You shouldn’t trust me.”
Following the attack on New York, Thor takes Loki back to Asgard in chains; but this does not mean that the god of mischief’s schemes are ended, or that Thor has or ever will give up on his brother. But when Thanos threatens the realm to claim his lost prizes, on which side will Loki fall?
(Warnings for violence, addiction, brainwashing, implied/referenced torture, insomnia, hallucinations, voluntary starvation, implied/referenced self-harm, attempted suicide)
Fandom: [Gilmore Girls] [5437 words, complete]
Rating: G
Characters: Paris Geller, Rory Gilmore, Lorelai (background), Luke (background)
Ships: Paris x Rory (at the end it becomes femslash, yes)
Friendships: Paris x Rory (for most of the fic they’re just friends and it’s great and hilarious)
Genre: Friendship/femslash, potential future, canon-compliant
Synopsis: [Canon] [Paris would like to make a proposal.] [No triggers]
Paris would like to make a proposal
Fandom: Rent
Rating: PG/PG-13 [minor language]
Characters: Mark Cohen, Roger Davis
Ships: Mark Cohen x Roger Davis
Genre: fluff, comfort
Synopsis: Canon compliant
A cute conversation between Mark and Roger about Mark’s feelings toward sex. Reads a bit like a coming out scene, in a nice kind of way.
[Warnings: very brief death mention, non-graphic sex mention]
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Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Unverse, 10510 words, complete Rating: PG/ PG-13, for near death experiences, kissing, and sex mentions Characters: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff Ships: Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes Genre: romance, drama, angst, fluff (sort of) Synopsis: Canon.
Steve and Bucky have to pose as a couple for a mission. Nat insists it really is the only option. She’s checked.
The complication: unbeknownst to even Natasha, Steve and Bucky’s friendship has been rocky ever since Bucky confessed his tender feelings and Steve left him out in the cold. Can asexual, completely-in-love-with-his-angry-best-friend Steve complete the mission and win Bucky’s heart?
Possible triggers include gun violence, internalized acephobia, temporary paralysis, and implied character death or serious injury.