Complete and Utter Trash

PanromanticAce~29~♋️~She/Her~RN~Currently Reading Fanfiction & Sucking at Video Games

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[riocinn]

good afternoon tumblr nation

[hero-in-high-tops]

@artemispanthar

[cognitohazardous]

kung pow penis was invented by a particular blogger to annoy a particular reactionary chud, neither of whom are on the site anymore. and yet the tool, once so singular in its application, remains to serve future generations.

[samirasystole]

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[maggins]

Shadow taking off his inhibitor rings

Sonic X (2003)

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[ennywey]

I do not think that word means what you think it means

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

an older woman actually stopped me once and told me I must be a great cook because I was just throwing random vegetables in my cart based on price. she was like "gosh! I would need a recipe to know what to do with all of those!"

i do have a recipe. it's very simple:

ingredients: vegetable

step 1: throw it on the ground.

[tamamita]

Strait closed again because the Israelis are way too genocidal and can't stop murdering people

[tamamita]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[rejectingrepublicans]

Vote them all out of office in the midterms and then we can impeach the orange bastard and his KKKabinet of evil henchmen.

[dopingues]

Steph & Cass commission !  Commission Info

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[quakerjoe]

[darkshrimpemotions]

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.