Soldier of Space and Boredom

Shannon/22/Anime Bitch/beauty, grace, and super fuckin ace (and bi-romantic) Always Tired

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[pipistrellus]

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

[pipistrellus]

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

[theotheryongbok]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I would like to apologize to polo shirts for not appreciating them sooner

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Do they look good? Not usually. Do they feel good? Occasionally. Do they communicate "chill out bro I only just work here?" Absolutely. And sometimes that's what an employer needs to hear

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I'm not even going to button the top button. Physically I may be in this cubicle but mentally I am enjoying a tropical drink on the beach. I am responding to your unnecessary email with nothing but cool ocean breeze. If you have any problems you can swing by my desk with another tropical drink and maybe I will consider doing analysis on that spreadsheet you sent to me in jpeg format. Maybe.

[kazoracht]

Who the fuck jpegs a spreadsheet

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Would you believe me if I said "people employed by the federal government"

[tarilaran]

Unfortunately

[human-south-of-north-pole]

HOW the fuck do you jpeg a spreadsheet?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

🙃

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[jarzardart]

The “Mona Pika”

[m0thb0t-deactivated20221211]

I love how half the tags are “shes beautiful <3” and the other half are just “iF I SUFFER SO SHALL MY FOLLOWERS”

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me