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@ashandcam
Cam, telling us about playing around on the oval at lunch, and acting drunk and being funny. His friend told a bunch of year 2 students who were watching, to go and tackle cam to the ground. “They basically piled on top of me and pinned me down.” I asked him to replay the scene of him acting “show us your comedy routine!” Cam casually says: “I can’t remember it. I was drunk”
I was born to be a ...
Cameron: “Mummy, I was born to be a duck.”
Mummy: “What?”
Cameron: “I was born to be a duck.”
Mummy: “Why?”
Cameron: “Because, ducks go quack, and they are funny. Well, I don’t go quack, but I am funny.”
Oh, I have no toys to play with. That’s ok, I’ll just play with my willie.
Cam. 6y. Playing with the chamois of his bike shorts, not his willie.
Monopoly
Cam landed on Piccadilly, and we told him he should buy it.
Cam “What is it?”
Mummy “Piccadilly”
Cam “What’s a dilly?”
Mummy, I love you. Sometimes I love you more because you raised Cameron so I could have someone to play with.
Ash, 8. During a marothon tickling fight with huge amounts of adorable giggling.
Mummy, I think I need glasses. Sometimes when I'm at school and I'm counting numbers, they get a li'l mixed up. I just can't see them goodly sometimes and I really think glasses would help me. Can I have some glasses?
Cameron, 6
Oompah is a greatest inventioner. He inventions things.
Cameron 6
I had a dream that I had a play date with Jeremy. Jeremy had a beard, since it was so long since I'd seen him.
Ash, 8
I very disturved. (Translation - I'm confused)...
Cameron
The Message of Christmas
While listening to carols at the park, we were told about the Christmas message. That there is good tidings of great joy, and the wait is over on Christmas Day. Cam asked me if I got that message. I said “we all did darling.” With excitement he said “Even me? Did I get that message on my phone?!!”
Keep going
Ash and I were building Lego. Cam was spectating/using pieces we need.... Me: "Come on Ash keep going, you're losing momentum." Cameron: "No mummy, you're losing MY mentum."
A B C D, E F G, H I J K, en-i-men-o P, Q R S T and V, W X Y and zed thank you please chocolate - that's what Ash used to say..."
Cam, alphabets and quoting his brother (ash did say something about chocolate) 5
And if the snake burps, all the people and the food would all come back out, and it would fit inside the cage again.
Cam age 5
Mummy, do you have a liberry at your work? Next time we go there when it's the holidays, can you take me to see the liberry? We have a liberry at my school, we just go out the door, around and out then through there, and around and down, and in the door, and we're there!
Cam, 5
Conversations at an 8yo sleepover party
"Have you got a six pack?" "Nah, I've got a 4 pack" "I've got a no pack!"
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be a computer. No, I want to have a computer. But I just don't know which computer I want. Cam, 4
Mummy, I have purple dreams. That means I don't have any scary dreams.
Cam, 4