Everything I do is unfabulous

Ashley Benson, part time Hanna Marin, full time doggy mother,

[sel-gbbr-blog]

I like the sound of that. Can we start now? Oh you’re the best! No on else can cuddle like you do.

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

Of course babygirl. come into my arms and I will never let you go. 

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+Cabin Bono.

[brendonuriecbb-deactivated]

“It’s a true nightmare!” He said dramatically in a joking manner of course. “You can’t possibly make me share with him, he’s likely to kill me in my sleep if I do anything wrong. I do like the idea of being some eye candy.” He gives her a smirk in return for the wink.

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

“It really is, I think we should leave cold chips in his room.” she said with a laugh. “I will protect you hon,well then you are always welcome to my bed, as long as you follow the rules.” Ashley stepped to the side. “It’s strange moving so quickly, I feel like I only just went into the other cabin.”

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“I’ll hold you that, just come with a truck load of pizza. It’ll be fantastic. Sure that’s achievable in here, look at all the stunning people in here.” He couldn’t help but laugh along with Ashley. Once the waitress was done taking their orders, he looked back at her and smiled softly. “I’ll have my mind made up once I get some sleep, I’ll need to sleep off the hangover that’s bound to happen. Then we can do something fun together.”

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

“I will bring all of the pizza, you will find yourself in many pizza comas. We are blessed with some great views here, well done to the restort.” she laughed clapping her hands together. “I vote on a team nap, although that’s purely because I’m more likely to be able to make it to the beach than my room.” she laughed

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“We just get each other.”

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

“It’s a spiritual thing lovely,”

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It’s ridiculous. It really is one of the best parts of life and it’s part of growing up too. You could be like the Vicar of Dibley, you know that Brit show about a woman priest? I’ll do my part as well, as this is something that needs to be done. Our nudist club can also be a sex club. It really is, glitter up them hoes.

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

Yeah it is people suck without it, no wonder there are so many creepy priests. I have never heard of that, but is it good? We need to work on this darling. There we are we have to follow a mission. Glitter it up.

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Keep reading

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

Ashley had been going though a dry spell recently, and this night was making up for way to many spent along. She hadn’t been in a relationship for a while so one night stands had been her fuel, that and fuck buddys and this was ranking high in her list of top hook ups. Ashley allowed herself to curse once more before leaning down and kissing him biting his lip slightly

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“That we will! It’ll be us taking over their area of expertise. It’ll be amazing!” He said with excitement appearing. “We both know that. I’ll work on how to impress you, then I’ll be the greatest.” He grinned back at her. He had been burnt before but not as badly as her - so he could relate a little. “It’s all good.” He assures her, he removes it and placed it aside. “I better let you have some privacy, if you need me just send a text.” He smiled.

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“You know we will rock it,” Ashley said with a giggle at his excitement. “I mean the greatest at being modest but also pretty amazing.” she said. “Gotta keep yourself up in my appeal darling.”the blonde laughed, leaning back under the cold tap. “You are the best.” she let him remove it and laid back into the water. “Alright my lovely,” she said closing her eyes and leaning back attmepting to ignore the pain. 

[ftdanny]

Mm, it’s brilliant here. I don’t know what my agent managed to pull to get me ‘ere but now that I am here, I don’t think I wanna leave.

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

It is pretty amazing, I don’t know what mine did either, but I feel so lucky. I don’t think any of us want to.

[simouette]

How do you suppose we do this?

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

Put it in a blanket,?

[simouette]

How do you suppose we do this?

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

Put it in a blanket,?

[simouette]

How do you suppose we do this?

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

Put it in a blanket,?

[aaronpaulrp]

“I do have a lot of friends in here, so I can spent time with them. It’s much better than what the old place was I heard. We do! I figured it out by looking into the flyers the other day.”

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

“Yeah there are a lot of people here that will support you. Yeah I heard the old place was pretty shit to be honest. Glad they improved it. I will have to have a look at those.”

[aaronpaulrp]

You’re a bright spark, you’ll figure out something. I’ll remind you once you’re not a lobster. That means a lot honestly.

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

I hope so, I’ll get the brain juices working. Thanks love means a lot, I am glad it means a lot to you. 

[thatsokane]

If you’re sure. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. 

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

I’ll hold my nose darling, 

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+Cabin Bono.

“Girls, please don’t let me share with Norman. Let me remind you he did throw his food at me… The guy just can’t have any fun.” Brendon had with a laugh appearing. He was pleased to share with Ashley and Kristen at least. Norman however was not a person that had been pleasant to him.

@ashbashbenzo-x @kristxnstewart @stfunorman

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“And they were cold when I got them the horror” she said with a smirk. “It’s alright if you need time out you can take my bed, just remember to not wear a top so I have a nice view in the morning.” she said with a wink. 

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He couldn’t help but have a good time when she was around. She was a bit like the female version of him. “Maybe in another twenty years but not while I’m young. I’d like to keep a fit body for as long as I can. That’s a good point you make, yeah they do say sex burns off a lot of calories.” He winked back at the female. He was pleased that she got his humour rather than thinking he was full of himself. Brendon glanced at the meau and then he orders - a cheeseburger with some fries. Just wanting something real greasy. “I’ll have to think very clearly about it and get back to you.”

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Ashley was pretty comfortable with the male and that was a great feeling, it ws just like hanging out with another version of herself, with slightly better abs. “Im gonna find you in  twenty years with a fuck ton of pizza and be like you promised me bitch, eat the pizza. Well then darling, you gotta find a lot of people to bang and you’ll stay lovely and fit, sorted.” she laughed at him. Ashley heard his order and ordered the same with a large diet coke. Not only did she need grease but she also needed a large amount of liquid. “Of course darling, don;t take to long though.”

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“On a scale of fugly to smokin’ hot? How’s that sound?”

[ashbashbenzo-x-blog]

“Perfect rating system. I knew there was a reason I liked you.”