Ashe, The Asexual Vampire

Welcome to the adventures of being both a vampire, and also being asexual. It's both impossible and annoying. Such is the life.

[ineed-to-sleep]

This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠

don't tell him I said that

[megs-98]

i’m absolutely normal and think about the second picture in a totally healthy way.. 👀

[fangswbenefits]

Neil Newbon's acceptance speech for Best Supporting Performance as Astarion 🩷

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[everythingfox]

🚨 WE HAVE AN ESCAPEE 🚨

[artifacthubs]

Dr Irving Finkel holding a 3770-year-old tablet, that tells the story of the god Enki speaking to the Sumerian king Atram-Hasis (the Noah figure in earlier versions of the flood story) and giving him instructions on how to build an ark which is described as a round 220 ft diameter coracle .

[adonischildsupportcase]

[everythingfox]

Aska

[everythingfox]

Bath time

[hydro-homies]

Fucking antivaxx parents

[grrlgeek72]

Idiots.

At least their kids didn’t inherit the stupid Gene.

[jabberwockypie]

https://vaxopedia.org/2018/09/25/how-can-i-get-vaccinated-if-my-parents-are-anti-vaccine/ Useful stuffs

[cricketcat9]

Please reblog, someone may need this

[everythingfox]

Birdy friend helping out

(via)

[everythingfox]

Tap tap tap

(via)

[unwelcome-ozian]

[everythingfox]

This cat has had enough

(via)

[butchfagminotaur]

[memewhore]

[thatsmysecretduh]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably