"It's Giving Me The Death Giggles"

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[howlovedyouare]

basically every day i feel like i have to post this meme i made a while back

[howtoimpersonateanadult]

Please put them back on.

[househunting]

$1,595/studio

Oakland, CA

same building as the last post and another (but different) built-in bed!!

[substack / instagram]

[kristynadia]

[toytulini]

really really trying to vibe with the whole stop holding yourself to measuring your worth by your productivity thats imposed by capitalism and a puritan work ethic or whatever the fuck but like, man,

i got adhd. when im being sad about being "unproductive" i mean my fucking To Do List of like. quality of life shit for myself and my pets. art i want to be doing but dont have the executive function for. telling me that laziness is a virtue isnt actually helping here. thats nice and all and i dont even necessarily disagree but like i really do gotta get this water change done. the laundry pile is stressing me out by fucking up my space and making it hard to pull out outfits to get dressed.

[astriiformes]

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

[astriiformes]

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

[toytulini]

can i combined lifting 5gal buckets of water to wearing a corset that holds my torso upright after the buckets of watwr make me sore as hell

[sophsun1]

It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after.

ANTHONY STEWART HEAD as Rupert Giles

[pisces-core]

[snailspotter]

Snail(s) spotted!

Diagnosis: Conomurex luhanus Common name: Strawberry Conch

Diagnosis: Babylonia sp. Common name: Babylon Shells

Diagnosis: Rochia nilotica Common name: Commercial Top Shell Notes: Maybe. This is assuming that these shells were all collected from the same area, and not purchased.

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[probuccalfat]

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is that you should ideally give birth in a fully equipped and staffed medical facility or if you insist on giving birth through an alternative method you should be within minutes of a hospital and i mean under 5 minutes if you’d like me to be really fucking frank

[probuccalfat]

like i can get on board with so much feminist theory and stuff, truly, and i do acknowledge that obstetrics and gynaecology as a field holds blind spots that are egregious (e.g. infant and maternal mortality in the black community) but there is no empowerment in risky birthing practices that our foremothers, and i’m not mincing words, often suffered through. birthing is natural, but it is not “easy” or even “innate”, it is best practiced guided and witnessed by those that know what to do in an emergency. you are not reconnecting to any innate feminine nature by practicing dangerous birthing practices—you are recreating a time when the bodies and lives of women barely mattered and it was expected that death would/could occur at insane and tragic rates.

[probuccalfat]

this is a hill i will spend the rest of my days fighting on because while i am not interested in birthing children myself, i have an incredible passion and interest in the field of labour and delivery. it’s been one of my greatest joys to play even a small part in delivering neonates. i do not want anyone to risk their babies over a deeply, deeply misguided idea of free birth being “the natural way” when natural is not always synonymous with the safest way.

[anarchohellenism]

So many people think it's either midwife or doctor. It's not. Have your midwife or doula in the hospital room with you, I promise the doctors don't give a shit. Hell, you can have her do the delivery itself and just have the doctors there as emergency backup! But for the love of your baby, go to the fucking hospital.

[probuccalfat]

yup. a lot of hospitals are willing to work with you to realize your birthing plan as much as they can within safe limits and parameters. my hospital is closely and highly allied with midwives all up and down the coast, with the explicit instruction to call the midwife when we know a labouring patient is about to deliver so we can respect their plan. genuinely, you can have almost any kind of birth you want—just make sure that there are qualified professionals in attendance, and it’s not just midwives or OBGYNS you need. you have no idea when you’ll need a respiratory therapist on call, you have no idea when you will need a blood transfusion within minutes or risk certain death, L&D nurses do not have the same training as NICU nurses if a baby declines rapidly. it’s a literal thousand things that can go wrong and you should be in the best place for them to go wrong.

[asamatterofcourse]

hey remember when the left still thought agreeing with nazis was a bad sign

[birdlistening2music]

i was trying to make an aroallo pin and fucked it up so hard its irish now

[politijohn]

Source

This should never have been a thing

[jewishbarbies]

saw the original tweet the other day and the responses have been great but no one in the comments can seem to grasp what they’re looking at. radfem/TERF ideology and rhetoric is so normalized on a lot of the internet now that you can’t even point out the obvious anymore without a billion buzzwords thrown at you like it somehow changes anything.

“the patriarchy exists so therefore men are inherently thinking bad things about women while having sex” is objectively stupid and claiming women need radfem saviors to free them from the shackles of sex with men is misogyny. full stop. yet we now have people bean souping the fuck out of it like it’s some gray area.

[sighinastorm]

Seems like the specific version of "the patriarchy" some people believe in is like two clicks above the Jewish Freemason NWO conspiracy theory... maybe almost up to Time Cube.

[queer-folk-abroad]

Also, for a movement that claims to be materialist, they sure do worry about thoughts.

Same as their hatred of porn and trans women- dress it up as they may, it’s a disgust reaction at the idea of Womanhood being somehow spiritually degraded by icky manslime.

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

"Can you believe that the gross incels think women are attracted to men who despise them? But also, coincidentally"

[necropolistheatre]

just in a very human way, I think we should always balk and re-examine an ideology that is predicated on mind reading. "if you knew what men were thinking-" and you do? I thought you were, famously, not men? What makes radfems so special, so superior to other women, that they have gained the ability to read the minds of all men across the globe?

The truth of that question, is that radical feminism is so dependent on believing the lies and propaganda of western patriarchy, that it cannot exist without it and therefore will never truly examine or deconstruct it.

[actualized-animal]

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[owomater67]

i hate this shit

[covid-safer-hotties]

"We have the tools!" they say, as they rip them off and dance while asymptomatically spreading the disease they've been preventing for about two years.