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ASHER KIPTON: * :・’゜ --- "pack your feelings into smaller luggage."

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@ashertonkip: nothing i love more than spending my saturday night naming oxyacids :)

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Ready To Run 29.08

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@ashertonkip: i just saw zootopia with pheebs that movie changed my life

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@ashertonkip: IF CRAZY EQUALS GENIUS THEN I'M A FUCKING ARSONIST

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@bradevans: baked a perfect batch of chocolate and vanilla cupcakes today :)) i should open my bakery.

@ashertonkip: @bradevans can you even afford to

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@ashertonkip: i accidentally left out baking powder in my cupcake batter :( this is the 3rd batch i've ruined :(

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Had to share this @WeHeartIt http://weheartit.com/entry/230610607/via/coIormeblue

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@ashertonkip: "siri why is asher the hottest person on the planet"

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text >> asher

aiden: asher

aiden: i know you have about a thousand and one reasons to be mad at me right now and i'm sorry but please.

asher: i'm sure whatever he's saying can't be as bad as you beating him up

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text >> asher

aiden: can you tell your boyfriend to either a) stop talking to me or b) stop being an ass every time he talks to me because he's not listening to me when i tell him that and i'd really appreciate it if it would stop

asher: and why would i want to do that???

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bryan: you love it

bryan: you're probably still cute as always shush

Asher: nO it's nasty i can't believe you made me read that with my own two eyes

Asher: (im still up for it tho)

Asher: pffft no i look like a zombie okay gimme 10 minutes

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bryan: oh lol

bryan: nerd

bryan: i'll come to you (later i could come oN you :p :p :p)

bryan: what time is good for you

Asher: ;) are you copper and tellurium ;) because you are CuTe

Asher: wow anniversary cancelled you are nasty

Asher: um gimme like ten minutes i look like a mess

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bryan: is this like some kind of science reference thing

bryan: also i have movies popcorn and cuddles

bryan: three monthhhHSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Asher: yeah!! mercury's chemical symbol is Hg and its toxic just like how a hug without u is toxic both literally and in a romantic sense

Asher: ooooo i love movies and popcorn and cuddles :)

Asher: three months wow can you believe it

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Asher: HEY

Asher: are you mercury???

Asher: because a hug without U is just toxic

Asher: :D

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@ashertonkip: if i hear one more person mention that today is pi day im gonna scream

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Am I? Good to know. You’ve been getting a lot off your chest tonight, huh? You’re on a roll tonight.

You know what? I hate you. I fucking hate you.