#firecracker

asher watson. 19. student & guitarist of ordinary noise.

[itsfivesos]

Luke talking about Ashton’s new glasses. 12/9

[grace-stratford]

Tartan is everywhere. I’ve been staring at so many different items today, I think I’ve got double-vision.

[asherwatson]

Double vision? Hmm.. being in the company of two of me would be pretty awesome for you. Twice the long legs, double the charm. Also known as quadrupled heaven.

[asherwatson]

@joshuaON: sorry to all the people who we had to refund tickets for @ amnesia last night. i'm still in canada, will be back for a make up show next week x

@flasher: @joshuaON my bed feels empty without you in it ):

[drakewtf-deactivated20140920]

You’re not hideous, the hot lip ring makes up for the weird eyebrows. I’m Drake, by the way. Drake Vause. 

Ain’t you that kid from the little punk band that performs down the block? 

[asherwatson]

Stop, you'll give me a big head if you keep up with that talk.

I know who you are, you were on that show with Mason Stone. And yes, you caught me, darling, I'm from that band. We're called Ordinary Noise? Nothing special, really, just a bunch of idiots. I'm Asher. Oh.. are the rumours true, are you gonna be in Mase's new show too?

[drakewtf-deactivated20140920]

Emotions are for ugly people. 

[asherwatson]

Ahh, so that's why I was born with this hideous face of mine. I've learned so much from you already. I have a feeling you have a lot to teach me, stranger.

[drakewtf-deactivated20140920]

No, the dude behind you. He was dropping off a parcel. 

[asherwatson]

Oh- I'm okay. I'm not wounded, at all.

Maybe just a little... A lot. Love me already, incredibly model-worthy stranger!!

[drakewtf-deactivated20140920]

  Is everyone in Manhattan this good looking or is it just you? 

[drakewtf-deactivated20140920]

[asherwatson]

Who? Me?

[asherwatson]

@letha: @flasher c'mon baby it's for a good cause #mommyneedssomenewtitties

@letha: @flasher oh wow there's also some very sexy lace here, it must really compliment that cute butt of yours

@flasher: @letha i didn't actually expect you to go in my underwear drawer. okay then. welcome to park? lol

@flasher: @letha and thanks for the ass compliment, yours is also pretty cute. oh those old things? i'm sure you'd look nice in them, you should give them a go.

[asherwatson]

@shane: @flasher i wanna meet them

@shane: @flasher unless they're a dick

@flasher: @shane i don't know whether they're a dick but i know they don't have one

@flasher: @shane come over, we could ogle together.

[asherwatson]

@letha: @flasher I confirm this message

@flasher: @letha shit you weren't supposed to see this

[asherwatson]

@letha: yo hormonal fangirls, for a fifty bucks you can get your hands on @flasher 's exclusive superhero underwear. give me a hundred and i'm not even going to clean them first

@flasher: @letha EXCUSE YOU THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE COULD U NOT

@flasher: @letha also this is weird don't sell my underwear pls. though if you are, there's like a black set that i really should have thrown out but im hella lazy

[nymphaevitae-deactivated2025032]

Aww come on now, I don’t believe that for a second. Not with that smile - you really need to work on your poker face. Please join me? I promise I won’t corrupt you… much.

[asherwatson]

God, you saw straight through me! Damn my stupid smile! Hahah.

Jeeeez, fine, you're a very influential person, I'll give you that. I guess that means I'll be joining you. I'm Asher, in case you were wondering about the name of the individual you'll be corrupting this evening.

[jfcminnie]

Well yeah, but nowhere near as much. It’s actually been my mother more than anything the past couple of days.

[asherwatson]

I'm glad to hear they've improved a little. But sorry about your mom. Is there anything I can do? Do you wanna talk about it?

[asherwatson]

@flasher: guys, i have a really cute roommate. send help.

[sugardaddyross]

Bold what applies to you: I have

1. had sex. 2. bought condoms 3. gotten pregnant. 4. failed a class. 5. kissed a boy. 6. kissed a girl. 7. used a little paper bag for lunch. 8. had a job. 9. slipped on ice. 10. missed the school bus. Total So Far: 9 11. left the house without my wallet. 12. bullied someone on the internet. 13. sexted. 14. had sex in public. 15. played on a sports team. 16. smoked weed. 17. smoked cigarettes. 18. smoked a cigar. 19. drank alcohol. 20. watched “The Breakfast Club” Total So Far: 14 21. been overweight. 22. been underweight. 23. had an eating disorder. 24. been to a wedding. 25. made fun of someone for being fat. 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight. 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight. 28. been late for work. 29. been late for school. 30. kissed in the rain.

Total So Far: 21 31. showered with someone else. 32. failed my drivers test. 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes. 34. been outside my home country. 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours. 36. had lice. 37. gotten fired 38. had a credit card. 39. been to a professional sports game. 40. broken a bone. Total So Far: 28

41. been unhappy about my weight. 42. won a trophy. 43. cut myself. 44. had an STD. 45. got engaged. 46. been on a diet. 47. tried out to be on a tv show. 48. rode in a taxi. 49. been to prom. 50. played a drinking game. Total So Far: 33 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more. 52. been to a concert. 53. had a three-some. 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex. 55. been in a car accident. 56. had braces. 57. learned another language 58. killed an animal. 59. been at a yard sale. 60. been to a japanese steakhouse. Total So Far: 38 61. wore make up. 62. talked to someone via webcam. 63. lost my virginity before I was 16. 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out. 65. kissed someone a different race than myself. 66. snuck out of the house. 67. bought porn. 68. had a virus on my computer. 69. had oral sex. 70. dyed my hair. Total So Far: 47

71. gone skinny dipping. 72. graduated from college. 73. wore someone else’s clothes. 74. voted in a presidential election. 75. rode in an ambulance. 76. rode in a helicopter. 77. caught the stove on fire. 78. got in a fight. 79. met someone famous. 80. been on vacation. Total So Far: 53

81. been on an airplane. 82. been on a boat. 83. broken something expensive. 84. had surgery. 85. kissed someone before I was 14. 86. beat a video game. 87. found something valuable on the ground. 88. made a survey  89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace. 90. prank called someone. Total So Far: 62

91. been to a library outside of school. 92. spent over $100 shopping in one day. 93. cut my hair and hated it. 94. peed outside. 95. went fishing. 96. helped with charity. 97. taken a pregnancy test. 98. been rejected by a crush. 99. been suspended from school. 100. broken a mirror. Grand Total: 72/100

[jfcminnie]

"I think that the past couple weeks have been some of the most stressful weeks I’ve ever been through."

[asherwatson]

School and work still getting to you, Kor?

[nymphaevitae-deactivated2025032]

"This is a five minute warning, for anyone of ya’ll that wants to join me in drinking through my brother’s stash of booze."

[asherwatson]

I mean, I appreciate the offer but you'll be corrupting a very innocent underaged male.