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Ayelen|19|Slytherin

[ashesinyourpants]

Coming back to sat what the fuck

I haven’t been active here for like three years, but still watched spn because apparently i like pain. so... what the fuck was that ending? did the producers thought that we can’t have anything nice in the year 2020 and just fucking wrecked everything they created???

Like damn, the season was good, the characters were making sense, they were GROWING and you just give me a rusty nail for dean and a party city wig for sam?

Anyways, here’s how i would of done it:

I’ll leave 18 and 19 as they were, they weren’t perfect (good) but whatever they can make sense at the end. We can also keep the beggining, BUT we have them being visibly miserable, like sure, they are together but they have no one left except that damn dog (really cute but still, he’s a new character c’mon)

So we have them trying to solve a case and whatever and while they’re in their computers, BUM eileen knocks on the door (literally why would Jack bring the dog back but not eileen) and Sam is all happy again, except Dean. They continue their case, Dean being all cute not wanting to leave the bunker and constantly cheking the door, and by the end, they leave to the bar. 

Oh no, they’re trap! Too many vamp mimes (honestly what the fuck) and THEN comes in Castiel in all his glory, kick asses and then goes “hello, dean”

YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE A KISS IF YOU’RE SCARED OF HOMOPHOBES

Just have them looking at each other fucking beaming with joy (like, you know, they always do anyway) and leave it at that. I so wanted cas to be like “Yes, I took a while to come back, Jack and I were busy fixing heaven, so now I’m here, human and all, because you guys are my true family and I love you”

So then you have a stupid montage of the last fifteen years while they have a dinner

i will pretend that’s the ending. thank you for nothing. i will trust no one for now on. 

[thewolfofthestars]

You know what? No. No, Hatsune Miku did not write Harry Potter.

J. K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter. And we need to accept that.

Harry Potter isn’t some pure unproblematic beacon of perfection that we can just choose to erase the scummy author from and enjoy without guilt. Harry Potter is very much rooted in Rowling’s view of the world. The blatant antisemitism in the portrayal of the goblins, the entire race of slave creatures that actually really like being slaves and Hermione’s attempts to free them are largely played off as a joke, the almost complete dearth of canon characters of color (and then when she does put canonical characters of color in, they’re… Nagini…), the complete lack of respect for other cultures (the Japanese wizarding school literally translates to “Magic Place” in Japanese, Cho Chang is not even remotely a proper Chinese name, don’t get me started on her usage of Native American folklore), the almost complete lack of LGBTQ+ characters, the “Dumbledore is gay!” baiting, the lycanthropy-as-HIV metaphor that involves one of the werewolves intentionally infecting as many people as he can, with a preference for targeting children, no less…

These are all very much present in Harry Potter. They’re not things you can just ignore. And they’re there because Rowling wrote them in.

I know you read Harry Potter as a kid and loved it. I know when you read Harry Potter as a kid you probably didn’t even notice how shitty all this stuff was. I certainly didn’t. But you can’t go back to that time. You can’t go back to when you were 10, when you were consuming this media and loving it uncritically without notice or regard for its more problematic elements. You can’t go back to being a kid again.

And that’s okay. It doesn’t mean you’re required to wholeheartedly condemn this important part of your childhood. You can still enjoy these books while acknowledging that they’ve got some really shitty things in them. You can enjoy Harry Potter as a mature adult. You don’t have to be a kid again to like it. And you’re perfectly allowed to hate on Rowling for her shittiness, past and present, while still loving Harry Potter.

So don’t say Harry Potter was written by Hatsune Miku. It wasn’t. It was written by J. K. Rowling, warts and all.

[reinerist]

[ebuddies]

[death-by-lulz]

my friends little brother lays it down

[lunarkittens]

off-topic but the scene in icarly where her grandpa wants to take her bc he doesn’t think spencer is a responsible enough guardian and spencer arrives just as they’re about to leave with her inhaler bc he kept it in case she ever needed it even though she hadn’t had an asthma attack in years is the best and most poignant scene in media to this day

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[catmeme-moved]

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

[catmeme-moved]

the front paws. i love that

[catmeme-moved]

its just very good

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[overflowchute]

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

[8foldhero-deactivated20181214]

this makes so much more sense now???

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

[lesbianshepard]

i haven’t seen Supernatural in years but i still can’t get over the fact that they had a secret 3rd brother who got kicked into hell and then they just straight up forgot about him.

[lesbianshepard]

supernatural is about to end and they still haven’t remembered their long lost third brother. 10/10 writing on the show.

[sailorbrazil]

[teen movie]

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

[helloitsbees]

[peppylilspitfuck]

He used 100% of his power to support her. 

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

[hxasinthus]

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

[captainmarvall]

an all female avengers movie with thor being the token male in the group

[captainmarvall]

ITS WHAT WE DESERVE!!!!

[persephinae]