an argonian chick hooked up with me in the back of a mattress ranch, i saw the angel of death as she started to clamp down and deathroll on it

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@ashewoof
an argonian chick hooked up with me in the back of a mattress ranch, i saw the angel of death as she started to clamp down and deathroll on it
had to explain to a coworker who pjackk was, so i could explain all of the images of christ emerging from the cave to include the most hated Tekken character
and then they fucking double tapped that foul fucking waste of iron, why even bother
it’s little dog summer
she said "I pawmise" so you have to believe her no matter what because she's cute.
barkticulated
barktacular
barkmark
landbark
oligbark
matribark
foolwoof
cloven woof
calling myself a goodgirl in front of the girlies and then they treated me like a dog honestly probably shoulda saw that coming
nothin like goin day campin with the girlies cookin hawdawgs by the river and then you get a LIL BIT high and watch them try HARD to dig up a BIG rock and roll it to the river and now i owe her 17 dollars,,,,,
make a 5 guys restaurant but instead its called 5 gals and instead of french fries its french kissing,,,,
u know ur cooked when ur just talking and say somethin nonsense and ur friend busts out the puppy voice the voice they use to talk to dogs and you feel FOOLISH and CALLED OUT like how do I bark on the woof
evry lesbian couple got that one homophobic cat that MEOWS homophobically at everyone when we up in the messy cuddle couch VERY high watching youtube,,,,
shout to to the puppygirls who eat edibles and their wrists and hands go so limp cuz they SO high watchin movies with the girls and then you get called puppypaws you are reals ones
whenever my friends sound like they are getting too smart i start talking at them str8 up YAPPING so i can bring them down to my level they LOVE me for that
praying to the E and Prog goddesses to give me massive honkers so I can 6-7 my melons
accidentally clipped my own hitbox TWICE today, i opened the door on my tits AND hit my ass with the door on the way out YYYOWCH
sometimes bein on E for awhile its like dang nuttin happenin but then you catch your massive ass’s reflection in the mirror at work and it’s like WOAG!
ragebait your girlie by hiding the clicker and bein a frikkin brat about it. yeah like she hit me with a lariat but like i WIN
sending a pic of my gaping mouth to my doordasher to show them how hungry i am so they get here fast