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I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU INTERACT. I WILL CURSE YOU IF I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE. I WILL CURSE YOU IF YOU LOOK AT ME FUNNY.

I AM THE CURSE WIZARD, AND NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

Unless you are a cat. I fucking love cats.

Addendum: The CURSE council covenant of 0896 compels me to say that every curse bestowed by me can be broken by a Life changing introspective epiphany or a kiss from your true love, in addition to any curse conditions woven into the curse. This are known as the standard solutions.

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What are your thoughts on Gnomes?

I hate gnomes.

#wizardposting #wizard shit

the-curse-wizard

Im announcing a program of

Curse exchange

If you are cursed I Will exchange your curse for another curse. Is it worse? Is it better? It's different!

the-curse-wizard

Exchange!

Now your old curse is gone but now there is a word that, if heard or uttered, will cause you to fall into a deep sleep for a whole month.

The word changes every day.

#Curse exchanges

Im announcing a program of

Curse exchange

If you are cursed I Will exchange your curse for another curse. Is it worse? Is it better? It's different!

#wizardposting #get cursed idiot #wizard #wizard shit #get cursed #curse

daddylovesswords

@swordskingdom2 hey guys, can your stainless swords do this?

the-curse-wizard

My last idiot apprentice tried to curse a foe with the mummy's curse. Instead he Miscast it as the Mommy's curse.

They are married.

Apprentice wanted

emoharpsichord

I would like to apply for apprenticeship

the-curse-wizard

I CURSE YOU WITH THE FORM OF A LEECH

the-wizard-vee

Wench took everything.

My tower, my homunculi, my scrolls...all gone.

I...

I need a moment to ponder my orb...

the-curse-wizard

Your cursed amulet?

My last idiot apprentice tried to curse a foe with the mummy's curse. Instead he Miscast it as the Mommy's curse.

They are married.

Apprentice wanted

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the-curse-wizard

No no no no NO!

Am I gonna need to move the fuckin tower again? Shit fuck

this-kingdom-sucks

Towers gone

the-curse-wizard

Can't have shit in this kingdom

the-curse-wizard

No no no no NO!

Am I gonna need to move the fuckin tower again? Shit fuck

the-curse-wizard

Oh are they? Let's see them deal with my

Fucking Rust Monster!

Eat shit sword fucks

No no no no NO!

Am I gonna need to move the fuckin tower again? Shit fuck

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the-curse-wizard

Eureka! I HAVE DONE IT!

austratdarakethend

What, pray tell, have you done?

the-curse-wizard

Perfected the gremlin curse, watch

Eureka! I HAVE DONE IT!

#wizardposting #get cursed idiot #wizard #wizard shit #wizardblogging #Interact to find out what

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO START A BLOOD FEUD

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gavamont

Anyone wanna come on a quest with me? I’m going to go steal the inner child from a rival duchy’s jester.

It’s a bit of a long story, but I started this cool spell and it required a sacrifice, and I DIDN’T SEE THAT WHEN I STARTED THE SPELL! But I was like 80% to the finish line, so I just had to sacrifice my inner child.

But I need to get one again. Without I can’t do shit like imagine what clouds look like or marvel at butterflies.

ratazom

Wait. You can just steal one of those? Jimkinnz ate mine some years back, and I thought I'd have to make a new one from scratch

gavamont

If I can seal, I can unseal it, so stealing an inner child would be no problem for me. Although now I know I shouldn’t leave it lying around if Jimkinnz is around.