Dumb Baby Masturbation Instructions
Hello! this link is intended for people with a penis, if listening to me tell you what to do with your vagina is more your thing click the tag #DBMI and you should be able to find that link. If you actually want to follow these instructions, you should be in a wet diaper and have a plug on hand. I hope you enjoy!
Transcript: Hello friends, thank you so much for listening to my dumb baby masturbation instructions, I hope you enjoy it. Before I begin I want to say this recording and transcript is intended for audiences that are adults, meaning if you are younger than 18 this is not intended for you and please exit this page. The following is fantasy and even though it will be told from the perspective of me teaching you how to masturbate, it is meant to be consumed by people who understand my cadence is meant as humiliation and not a way of actual education. The following is only intended to be heard and read from my tumblr blog hockeynhandcuffs, you will find that this will hit many of the kinks that are common on my blog such as diapers, ageplay, dark ageplay. humiliation, which includes name calling, infantilization and condescending language, piss, and much much more. Thank you and I hope you enjoy.
Hey kiddo, thank you for staying after class with me. (pause) Oh this isn't about your grades, you're actually doing great. This is more about the fact I have noticed that whenever I talk sternly to you or even get close to you I can see you get hard through your diapers. (pause) Oh no kiddo, you're perfectly fine, in fact I find it cute but I am bringing it up to ask if you know why you are feeling that way and if you know how to deal with them? (pause) Of course you don't kiddo, you are pretty tiny and dumb, I would not expect a little baby like you to understand your body like that. The good news is Mr. H has picked up on these kinds of things and is willing to help you.
The first thing you have to learn kiddo is that your cock likes when you are slow and deliberate. I know it's very hard for a dumb baby to not help yourself, I am willing to bet that you already have your hands down your diaper, or at least really want to. But now that is Mr. H's cock and you have to listen to exactly what he says or youre not going to do it right. Have you noticed that when you pee in your cute little diapers that your cock starts to get hard? And how the warmth feels good down there? That's because it's a reminder to how much of a baby you truly are and that makes you feel good.
I want you to start by just rubbing the front of your diapers. That's right exactly where your cock would be if it wasn't behind a thick wall of piss and padding. I want you to close your eyes and really feel this moment, listen to the sound your diaper is making, think about how nice it feels, can you smell yourself? Do you wish you could smell me? Now I want you to hump something, the pillow you're gonna sleep on tonight, Your stuffed animal that you hold close when you sleep, the edge of your bed. As long as you can just slightly feel pleasure. You see... babies don't get out of their diapers unless an adult tells them so you have to do whatever you can to try and get pleasure. And that means loudly, pathetically, humping whatever you can get your hands on. Remember that you don't get to masturbate like an adult anymore, you don't get to act like an adult anymore. You are just a dumb baby who does things for my pleasure.
Now, I want you to lay on your back and open up your diaper. Do not move the diaper. You will be playing the rest of the time with your pissy diaper open so that you can tape it back on and go about your day as a baby. Do not even think about touching your cock, just sit... let it pulse begging to be touched. I want you to imagine begging, in fact, say it out loud, say “Please Mister H”. Do you feel silly? Sitting with your pissy diaper open speaking to an audio recording? Good, thats what you are, you're a silly little baby playing pretend wishing that I was there to touch you. Now take one finger and just run it up the bottom of your shaft. Just once, I want you to learn patience. Do it again, this time slower... Do you feel it? Do you feel how much I turn you on? One more time. Feel how much control I have over your body, feel how much you are dripping waiting for my next command.
Now take your hand and lube it up as needed. I will give you a couple seconds because I am certain the dumb baby is very flustered right now. Take your time kiddo, I want to make sure this feels god. I want you to make a small hole with your hand and start fucklng it with your dick slowly. Hold it there, imagine that it's my hand. I am overtop of you, whispering in your ear. I own you, youre my sweet pathetic toy, I'm going to fill you and let you leak in your diapers. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. down. Thats such a good baby. It feels so good doesn't it? All this time and you finally get to play with yourself. You needed this, you needed to feel small, you needed to be talked down to, you needed to be taught. You are too dumb to do this by yourself. You need Mister H, go ahead tell me, say it out loud. “You need Mister H”. Good job kiddo, now you got me touching myself. I am thinking of how much you are yearning for my touch, even if that touch is just to powder your cock and lock you in diapers.
Now put lube on your fingers, and go to that tight little hole of yours. Massage that hole, make sure you would be able to take Mr. H if he wanted to fuck you. Now get your plug and lube that for me. Yes I know sweetheart, it's getting harder and hard for you to even think let alone do these actions. Now take that plug and slowly put it inside of you. Taking your time and feeling every single inch of that plug, I want you to feel completely in my control. Once the plug is in I want you to start jerking off again. Very good... Now this is exactly the time I want you to think about all those different posts I have made that have made you so hard. Maybe you are imagining me changing your reality. But I already have, I have turned you from an adult to a small baby masturbating in their open diaper, imagining that they're in school being taught by Mr. H. Saying things out loud just to get off. Maybe you're imagining being in a high chair watching me make your baby food. What are you wearing? Are you in a onesie? No you definitely wouldn't be in onesie, I wouldn't want you to spill on your clothes. Oh no, you can't even decide what to wear in your own fantasy. Maybe you're imagining me checking your diapers. Do you think that I could hold myself back? Not being able to hold myself back from groping you? I don't think so, I think I would tease you for a couple seconds just to make you a desperate little puddle. You know what youre definitely thinking about? Coming and visiting me for a weekend. All of your adult priveleges taken away, just stuck crawling around in your thick diapers. I would torture you, make you truly believe that you're too stupid to be an adult, make you learn to love kids shows, toys, baby food, baths. And you wouldn't be able to even complete a full sentence to thank me.
Now I want to try something, if you are close to cumming, I would love to count down your orgasm. You are not allowed to cum until I get to 1.
Poor little baby desperate to cum
Sitting in their wet diaper
imagining sitting in my classroom
me coming over to check your diaper
And you being completely soaked
I would put you in front of the class
and make you sing your abcs while I change you
Now I want you to imagine me cleaning you up, putting a new diaper on you and giving you a kiss on the head. We would lay in bed and I'd let you put your head on my chest and we can talk about your favorite animals, your favorite shows, your new stuffie. I would play with your hair, rub your arms, and tell you “You are wonderful, I did not mean those things and I want you to know it, we can stay here for as long as you want, and I will make sure that you know how much you mean to me.”
