Stupid shit

[ashillin]

me: dont worry

anxiety: you gotta

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

*puts on my bitch face and walks like a stuck up in public to mask my anxiety*

[a-joyfuljourney]

[officialwhitegirls]

we live in a time where “you are shit” and “you ain’t shit” mean the exact same thing english is truly incredible

[luvallstuff]

But saying “you are THE shit” is the exact opposite

[ruinedchildhood]

[rcah]

my mom carries these around in her purse everywhere she goes and gives them to kids and i shit you not, i have never once seen a bag of those anywhere in my house like i think they just magically appear in womens purses once they hit menopause

[free-your-mind]

[doona-baes]

thank you, yahoo answers, for the proof that no matter how stupid my question, someone else in this world has already asked it before

[magic-of-eternity]

[toxic-ponies]

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

[se4h4ven]

I’m still not socially active 

[crockpotmistress]

I’m not even active

[ocheano]

i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin

[toronoh]

everyone: are you in school? Have you graduated? What are you doing with your degree? Where do you work? What do you plan on doing, long term? What’s your ideal career? How are you saving money? Are you still living at home? When are you moving out? Are you still single? Are you meeting anyone? What–

me:

[shorten]

[lilypadula]

[fembaby-deactivated20200721]

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

[0rient-express]

[1000soffreecursors]

[awwww-cute]

Our local police department posted this photo today to help bring in new recruits