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that scene from the secret crusade :( they were just kids :(
i think young connor would HATE young altaïr. not just because connor basically has a higher sense of morale but because theyre both so annoyingly stubborn.
thought of many AUs with my roommate and eventually reached coffeeshop au where altaïr is "i have a question about the menu please" and malik beats the sh- "the men I please is not your fucking business"
I have trouble seeing Altaïr wearing Al Mualim's Mentor robes after taking the mantle.
What I have absolutely no trouble imagining is Altaïr wearing that fuckass snuddie whenever he's having a lazy day. If you see the Mentor wearing The Mentor Uniform he is NOT mentoring today. Go ask his Templar wife or grumpy boyfriend. Do not disturb.
even more optional malik dialogue i don't think i shared yet (talal + majd addin + no jerusalem assignment)
god i love them. and i love how the fact that you can get all this dialogue without a desync or any "whoah the animus is crayzay" stuff means this Actually Happened. altair really did just constantly loiter in malik's bureau for literally no reason and got roasted to a crisp for it every time. and he kept coming back for extra servings anyway...
What if, after they die, Altair, Ezio and Connor get to watch Desmond's life animus-style. Just 3 ghosts chilling and watching this man's life.
I know this could be sentimental and deep and how Desmond is never truly alone or unloved
But in reality the idea of Altair Ezio and Connor watching Desmond roll a blunt after getting absolutely railed by a one night stand hit me like a crowbar to the gut and left me wheezing.
altair has studied the blade
first time posting maltaïr feeling nervous
altaïr brings an olive tree to the jerusalem bureau <3
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Decided to go through my bookmarks on twitter and I found this
been affectionately calling Desmond & ancestor(s) stuff “happily ever afterlife”
Desmond lived three lives, not including his own, and they’re all waiting for him at the eye to welcome him. Desmond might as well be dying a tortured old man. He’s still young to them though. And he certainly kept them waiting long enough for a family rooftop race with their boy.
andrew chill, you're in a video game
Desmond and altair both share the same inability to sit in chairs like a normal person. Desmond will sit normally for maybe 5 minutes until you look away and suddenly he's upside down with his feet rested on the top of the chair and altair is the same if not worse
It's my hc that both of them have hypermobility so trying to sit like that for long periods of time is just pain and suffering. Altair doesn't have as much of an issue with it as he is rarely sitting down anyway and is constantly jumping across rooftops and when he does sit down it's only briefly. But Desmond has a hell of a time with it given the animus and all that. He wakes up to his entire body feeling nauseous and in pain there has been many occasions where he will just roll off the animus onto the floor because he hurts too much to stand up properly
I do believe at one point Desmond caught Lucy doing stretches in the warehouse and when he poked fun at her for it, she told him "we'll if you're so good, why dont you do it?" And he proceeded to kick his leg up, touching his knee to his ear with ease
stages of being an altaïr fan
