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rachel | 5king leg tattoo enthusiast | i follow from penduline | kinda IA rn bc fuck blizzard | matchin icons with v MWAH | about/byf

[bunny-blaster]

it was good while it lasted boys

[reformedmercymain]

[reformedmercymain]

HEY WHAT

[reformedmercymain]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

NA STARTS THIS FUCKING MARCH

[reformedmercymain]

I finished the vid and have been reading the blog post. This is so good so far

[bunny-blaster]

WE ARE SO BACK .

[super-affection]

nascar had dudes with names like Slick Richards and commentators are like “PUSSY JOHNSON CAUSES THE BIG ONE AT THE WINSTON CUP Sponsored By the 2022 Honda Cervix”

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

the winston cup

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[bunny-blaster]

the reylo owl au fanfic writer turned professional author who sicced her followers on me (resulting in like a million anons telling me to kill myself) is currently getting her ass beat up and down the streets of twitter.gov AND has lost her book deal as a result.... one thing abt me....... it may take a while but much like the san francisco sithlords i WILL always win....

[bunny-blaster]

man so owl’s officially over :( we all saw it coming but i still think it’s so sad man we built such a fun community on here during the first couple years :( there’s a lot to say about the state of this game and esport and blizzard as a WHOLE. but. owl gave me lots of beloved mutuals and i ended up with a whole bunch amazing friends (some who i met!! irl!!! two of them came to my WEDDING!!!!!) and im glad it happened :) i hope we all stick around for whatever else is gonna happen to overwatch and if we don’t we all need to make a pact to hyperfixate on the same random thing next :) or else :) love you guys :)

[bunny-blaster]

junkrat is the taemin of overwatch (catholic, gay, kpop idol, criminal) . if you really think about it .

[bunny-blaster]

those porn bots will occasionally like rlly old posts of mine and i like to believe that it’s actually just beautiful women in my area who deeply miss season one nicksel

[hotvampireadjacent]

White Lucio was supposed to be a bad joke not something blizzard actually made

[doctor-nu]

WHAT DO MEAN

[hotvampireadjacent]

White Lucio jumpscare

[bunny-blaster]

great day for annoying people (houston outlaws fans) (me)

[xalatath]

Winston isn't even from overwatch hes literally a folk hero

[thesituation]

i’m so high i’m scared rn

[thesituation]

this keeps happening to me

[halondrus]

my first boyfriend was a guy i met on overwatch and we dated for like 2 months before he started trying to get sexual with me and i got scared and started crying and broke up with him but thats not the point the point is that we were both like 4.3k or whatever in overwatch (if that means anything to you) and after we broke up we got matched with each other in a comp game and he was still on my friends list and after we lost he messaged “dont ever fucking play dva in top 500 games again you braindead monkey” and he unfriended me. gamer moment

[halondrus]

only physical evidence of this beautiful interaction. didnt get when he called me braindead sadly

[bunny-blaster]

WHO WILL WIN: a bunch of elite experienced owl veterans VS one feral sugarfree now released from BABY JAIL

[bunny-blaster]

every year the houston outlaws announce a roster that makes me go “wow! this year is our year!” and every year the houston outlaws do whatever they can to prove me wrong

[bunny-blaster]

THIS YEAR IS OUR YEAR. BTW