Hi! I'm Ashley!

I am four and a half years old and I need to find my momma and daddy. Can somebody help me?

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Hi! I'm Ashley!

[ashleyalenko-blog]

SOMEBODY FIX MY MOMMY NOW! [stomps foot]

[kiarashepard-deactivated2013040]

“Baby, what’s wrong?”

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Mommy’s playing the game where she doesn’t remember me! I don’t like it! And she won’t stop playing!

[kiarashepard-deactivated2013040]

“Come here, baby,” sits on the floor and opens her arms.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

She crawls in her lap. "It's not fair Aunt Kiara. I don't like it. Why is she doing it again?" She cries

[ashleyalenko-blog]

SOMEBODY FIX MY MOMMY NOW! [stomps foot]

[kiarashepard-deactivated2013040]

“Baby, what’s wrong?”

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Mommy's playing the game where she doesn't remember me! I don't like it! And she won't stop playing!

[ashleyalenko-blog]

SOMEBODY FIX MY MOMMY NOW! [stomps foot]

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

ashleyalenko said: Mommy, I don’t like this game remember? Let’s play something else.

Erm, I don’t know what you’re talking about. 

[ashleyalenko-blog]

DAAAADDDDDYYYYY! [Yells]

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

Hey, hey it’s alright. Just…let’s…let’s not scream, okay? 

[ashleyalenko-blog]

DDDDDAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

ashleyalenko said: Mommy, I don’t like this game remember? Let’s play something else.

Erm, I don’t know what you’re talking about. 

[ashleyalenko-blog]

DAAAADDDDDYYYYY! [Yells]

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Allie Shepard and Kaidan Alenko

[interimcouncilor-blog]

Shepard and Alenko huh… OK.  I talk to them a lot, I’ll give them a call and they can come pick you up.  And you can wait here for them.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Okay, Mister Sir.

[interimcouncilor-blog]

“Alright, I think there are some old toys here… Hold on.”  He went to the small storage closet off  to the side of his office, looking through it and eventually finding a toy train and play zap-gun, along with a few plastic dinosaurs.  ”Here we go!  Now there’s a nice couch over there, you can play over in that area, and if you want something to eat, just ask.”

[ashleyalenko-blog]

"Okay. Thank you."

[ashleyalenko-blog]

They’re on the Normandy. 

[interimcouncilor-blog]

On the Normandy?  Well, I do a lot of work with the Normandy.  I might know them, who are they?

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Allie Shepard and Kaidan Alenko

[interimcouncilor-blog]

Shepard and Alenko huh… OK.  I talk to them a lot, I’ll give them a call and they can come pick you up.  And you can wait here for them.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Okay, Mister Sir.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

*Skips around the ship, singing a song*

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Why?

[purgatorymanager]

Because neither one of us is prepared to raise a child.

And I’m certainly not prepared to give birth to one.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Oh

[ashleyalenko-blog]

My mommy and daddy.

[interimcouncilor-blog]

Your mommy and daddy?  Well who are they? I’m sure they’re worried about you.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

They’re on the Normandy. 

[interimcouncilor-blog]

On the Normandy?  Well, I do a lot of work with the Normandy.  I might know them, who are they?

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Allie Shepard and Kaidan Alenko

[caffeineandsarcasm-deactivated2]

ashleyalenko said: Mommy…where are your clothes? Is that daddy? Where are his clothes?

Ah….go back to sleep, dearie. Mummy and daddy were…erm….how about a cookie?

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Yay! I love cookies!

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Grandma Kahlee’s going to have a baby. And mommy was going to have a baby. 

[purgatorymanager]

Maybe when the war is over and we have someplace stable to live…

Right now a baby would be a disaster.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Why?

[askbenshepard-blog]

Hey squirt. What’s shaking? 

[ashleyalenko-blog]

[Giggles] Uncle Ben, you're silly. 

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Knock, knock...

Uncle Ben!!!

[ianthegentleman-deactivated2013]

[brokendivinity]

ianthegentleman:

Reblog if you would rp with some who is:

1) A bad speller

2) Dyslexic

3) Or English is their second language.

[moaningscreams-deactivated20140]

The lack of notes is disturbing…

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Really? Cool. 

Aunt Shae, I think you and Uncle James should have a baby. 

[purgatorymanager]

[She pales.]

Uh.

Maybe later. Not right now.

[ashleyalenko-blog]

Grandma Kahlee's going to have a baby. And mommy was going to have a baby.