Ash. I am so happy you didn't continue on in that storm where it supposedly "never rains". Wow, you amaze me. Love reading your stories.
Definitely a "follow your instincts" lesson
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Ash. I am so happy you didn't continue on in that storm where it supposedly "never rains". Wow, you amaze me. Love reading your stories.
Definitely a "follow your instincts" lesson
Hi! So I was just reading your review of It's Only a Play which I saw this afternoon and I just wanted to drop by and tell you, I agree 110% with everything you said. As a casual theater goer, many of the jokes flew over my head, and despite a lot of great performances (although I was especially disappointed with broderick) and moments of brilliance, the show fell flat. I showed my mom what you wrote and she also agreed haha. Wish I had read it before spending $100+ on it.
Haha, Glad to know I'm not the only one!!!
"It's Only a Play", Really (a Broadway theater review by a nobody)
Proving definitively an all-star cast does not necessarily make for a good show, "It's Only A Play" opened in previews last night on Broadway,
I had already learned my lesson twice: a famous actor does not mean a great Broadway show, thank you Jeremy Piven ("Speed the Plow") and Orlando Bloom ("Romeo and Juliet") for that valuable lesson. But last night's cast members weren't just famous actors making their Broadway debut; these are living legends. How could you go wrong with Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Stockard Channing, F. Murray Abraham, and Megan Mullally? They even threw in the red head from Harry Potter, Rupert Grint. I kept my expectations in check, but even so, this show disappoints.
Written by Terrance McNally, this is definitely a play for patrons of Broadway. If you're not an avid theater goer, the many references to playwrights, actors and critics will leave your head spinning. Although if you are in on the joke, it's quite a laugh. The jesting about the other Broadway shows was humorous, and man did they jest- from Mama Mia to Matilda, but the jokes about popping pills and the off screen dog seemed old. The first act of the play was slow. Although the second act picked up after all the literal praying, the comedic moments couldn't be strung together to make it work.
Set in a Broadway producer's bedroom, the two hour play is about the opening night of a broadway play called... something about a golden egg, if I remember correctly. The Egg's producer, director, playwright, the playwright's best friend and sitcom star, the star of the show, a critic, and a coat boy all convene for an after party and await the show's first reviews.
Matthew Broderick gives an underwhelming performance as the playwright, waxing philosophical about the meaning of theater.
Megan Mullally seems to completely recreate her character, Karen Walker, from "Will and Grace". Only her hair color is different. And unlike watching her on TV, where she was loud and brash, everyone past the first five rows was straining to hear what she was saying the entire duration of the play.
F. Murray Abraham and Rupert Grint are great supporting actors and Nathan Lane, carries the show, as he always does.
Stockard Channing's character has hilarious moments, but something about her character seems old. She's supposed to be a movie star with drug problems who turns to Broadway for a come back, but like the character she plays, the jokes written for her felt similarly washed up.
At one point Micah Stock breaks out into song, belting Elphaba's "Defying Gravity" from "Wicked" meant to raise the spirit of the actors, producer, playwright and director in the egg play, whose show was a flop. He raised my spirits too, after sitting through an hour and a half of a play with a boring plot, albeit punctuated with some good laughs.
Seeing these famous performers in this at-best mediocre play was kind of like going to the US Open earlier this week and watching Rodger Federer and Serena Williams in their opening matches. It's always nice to see a star. There were moments of brilliance: who could get tired of watching Federer drive his one-handed backhand down the line for a winner? Nathan Lane pretending to be Harvey Fierstein on the phone with a theater critic was kind of like that. But overall this show, like those matches fell flat.
An afterthought, maybe the jokes on me for paying $137 to see this show, which is after all, only a play.
Getting ready to board. Can't wait to sleep in my own bed tonight! #China #usa #travel #noplacelikehome #homefortheholidays
A hot breakfast on my hour and a half flight from Qingdao to Beijing. Free wifi and trolleys in the Beijing airport. Compare that with $5 trolleys and I forget how much for internet at Newark Liberty. Hate feeling nickeled and dimed in the good old USA.
Mailed in the US by my Mom Oct 10th, received on Dec 19th in China #betterlatethannever #china #usa #mail #halloween #中国 #贺卡 #万圣节 #12月
What is my most important qualification as a teacher in the eyes of Chinese people?
A. Master's Degree
B. TEFL Certificate
C. 2 years teaching experience
D. Born In America
If you guessed D. Born in America, then you're right! My only qualification listed on this brochure, which of course was made without my permission, is that I am an American citizen/ born In America. Literally the only thing Chinese people care about when they hire you to teach: your face.
Drunk Chinese Guy: iphones are the best. I could put my iphone in that cup of water (holds phone over glass of water) and it wouldnt break because its made in America.
American guy: Dont put it in the water, dude. Any phone would break, and dont you know, iphones are made in china...
Drunk chinese guy: Nooooo. (Silently inspects his iphone. Reads the back part aloud) designed in usa, assembled in China. Oh. My. God. (Speechless)
We blew his mind.
For the next hour all drunk Chinese guy talked about how he forgot it was Monday and therefore didnt go to work, and how he cant believe iphones are made in China.
We blew his mind but he made my night.
At a friend's birthday dinner last night, I got to try Vietnamese food for the first time. Verdict: Vietnam is going to be awesome! 1 month!
Subway cookies and Pizza Hut cheesecake, for the foreigner with a sweet tooth
You're craving fresh baked cookies. Where do you go? Subway, of course!
In China, sometimes you have to make substitutions or look in unlikely places for the things you want. I actually don't like Subway subs, but when you haven't had a sandwich for a few months, Subway will suffice. And the cookies are just downright awesome. Chinese snacks, especially desserts are just awful. There's nothing like a fresh baked cookie, plus Subway has chocolate chip, peanut butter, and my favorite, oatmeal raisin!
Want cheesecake? I suggest Pizza Hut. You probably didn't know, Pizza Hut is a somewhat more upscale experience in China. In addition to pizza, Pizza Hut in China has appetizers, salads, soups, desserts, and they even serve wine.
You find yourself in a middle-of-no-where Chinese city. No Starbucks, no McDonalds. Where do you go for a breakfast sandwich and coffee when you're sick of eating baozi? KFC. KFCs are everywhere in China. The small city I used to live in had at least 5. KFC breakfast sandwiches are no Egg McMuffin, but it's a decent alternative.
I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I love Chinese food and eat it everyday. That being said, rice and noodles get old after a while and I've been here for more than two years. Plus I think it's fun to find little ways to enjoy the things I miss from home. So if you find yourself in China and you're looking to satisfy that sweet tooth with something other than store bought oreos, go to Subway :)
The daily weather app on my phone comes with a pollution warning. It was pretty on point today. China uses coal for heating so Winter is the season of gray, smoggy skies.
The US system of measuring pollution essentially stops at 100 for particulate matter 2.5, anything higher is off the charts hazardous and we’re over 300 today.
The time and energy it took to convince one of my Korean classmates that Americans don't eat hamburgers and/or pizza everyday; I'm exhausted and not entirely sure he believes me still.
No rice tonight! Happy Thanksgiving from China! Had a great dinner with friends :) #china #travel #expatlife #qingdao #thanksgiving #turkey #感恩节 #火鸡 #中国 #青岛 #好吃
This picture is of my classmates and I from our class trip last month. We went to a restaurant and learned how to make dumplings. I have already made dumplings on a few occasions, and my pleasure purely resides in the eating of them, but it was fun all the same. It wasn't just about making dumplings either, we actually had a full out banquet lunch, with lots of Qingdao beer, which was a nice surprise and I ate better than I have since arriving in Qingdao more than 2 months ago. Our Chinese teacher ordered all the food and she knows what foreign students like to eat. For fun she even put a 1yuan coin in two dumplings and whoever bit into it got 10 yuan. I was one of the lucky winners. ;)
So, I’m currently studying Chinese at Qingdao University. If you’re serious about learning Chinese, I highly recommend a full time program. Before I started at Qingdao, I was an English teacher in Jiangsu province and I took private Chinese lessons 3 times a week. Although I learned a lot with my tutor, my progress was slow, always giving back more than I was retaining.
The Chinese language program at Qingdao University is excellent, not to mention Qingdao is a gorgeous little costal city with a lot of charm. Qingdao has degree and non-degree programs for Chinese. I've opted for the non-degree program, but I do plan on taking an exam called the Hanyu Shuiping Kaoshi or HSK, when I'm done with my studies. It's mostly for resume purposes, so employers know what your Chinese level is. There are 6 levels, 6 being the best, and I'm beginning to study for level 5!
I have four hours of classes a day, Monday through Friday. We have 4 different types of classes: comprehensive, listening and speaking, reading, and culture. I’m at the intermediate level now so there’s no English spoken in class. I have an excellent comprehensive teacher, which happens to be the most important class. She is able to explain new words and grammar patterns using words we already know in Chinese. Furthermore, she understands our level so well, she knows exactly which words we've already learned and which ones she must explain.
There is a good amount of work expected of students outside of class. We have a dictation every week, which really forces you to learn the new words. It's truly the only way to remember Chinese characters. I used to always forget how to write simple characters from memory but after a few weeks of classes I've got all the basic ones down. Daily exposure and usage of the language, I think, is the most important aspect of language acquisition.
My friend who studied at Tsinghua University last year gave me some advice on choosing a university to study at, and that was to look at the diversity of the students in the program. It's great advice, and here's why: If all your classmates speak English, during break and after class you'll speak English together. But if there is diversity in your program, then the common language is Chinese and you'll practice so much more. Although I'm guilty of chatting with some of my classmates in English, I think we all make a pretty good effort of speaking Chinese together.
My classmates come from all over the world. My class of 18 students alone represents the USA (me), UK, France, Spain, Italy, Estonia, Belarus, Japan, and Korean. Most students are Korean. Seoul is only an hour and a half flight from Qingdao, so it's really convenient, not to mention many Korean companies have factories over here in China so Korean-Chinese translators continue to be in demand. Many students are here as part of an exchange program, meaning most students are about 8 years younger than me, but anyone can apply and study. I'm happy to say I'm not the oldest person in class, I think I'm the 3rd oldest.
Really though, coming to Qingdao University was one of the best decisions I've made. I love it here and my Chinese is really coming along. If you're looking to seriously improve your Chinese, and quickly, then I highly recommend enrolling at a Chinese University. Lastly, it's super affordable. Tuition for one semester is only 7,000 yuan or (US) $ 1,112. For 20 hours of classes a week, you really can't beat it.
This is where I've started practicing yoga in Qingdao. It's an overall great yoga studio located right behind the Aeon shopping center on Xianggang lu. The instructors are Indian and with the exception of two people, myself included, all the students are Chinese. So each class has a Chinese translator. The first class with a translator felt bizarre, but I learned some fun Chinese like breathe in and out. Its also a good review of body parts and general directions in Chinese. Since the instructors have a heavy accent sometimes I actually understand the translator better than the instructor's English.
Yesterday there was a new Indian instructor. While yoga should be relaxing, this particular class was not. This guy was pretty intense and definitely better suited to teach a spinning class. Think lots of yelling. But I got such a kick out of him shouting at the old Chinese women in class, who are all more flexible than me. He even ocassionally yelled in his broken Chinese. Most commonly heard was: "More seperate" and "strong thumb".
How some Chinese people use Western toilets
I was reminded of this fun one when I went to use the bathroom at Starbucks yesterday. So I went in and the toilet seat was up. But there wasn't a guy in there before me, there was a girl. And on the rim of the toilet, there were foot prints.
So this is what she probably did: The girl had put the seat up, stepped up onto the toilet rim, and squatted over it like she would if using an "Eastern" toilet (better known as squat toilet). Squatting on top of a Western toliet seems dangerous and unnecessary, especially since public toilets don't get cleaner than at Starbucks, but its interesting to think about why she and others do this. Some Chinese people think western toilets are unsanitary. They don't want to sit on a Western public toilet where untold numbers of others have sat before. And who can blame them? Not to mention, it is actually easier to squat over an Eastern toilet than it is to balance over a western toliet without sitting down, so much easier.
That being said, its probably not safe to climb on top of a Western toliet and then squat. But since squat toilets get so much crap, (couldn't help myself!), for being gross by us Westerns, its interesting to think of Western toilets from the Chinese perspective.
Since I'm on the topic, I've used a lot of public toilets during my travels. But to anyone who hasn't travelled a lot outside the states, here's something you learn fast, you must bring your own toilet paper! Other pointers: wearing a skirt makes life easier. Don't wear sandals until you get the hang of it, because even if you don't pee on your feet, you will encounter some splash back. Gross, I know. Finally, you'll smell a disguisting bathroom before you see it.
Before I went to India last year I was a little worried about what I'd encounter. My friend and I were planning a lot of overnight trains and I've seen some pretty nasty bathrooms on Chinese trains, ones I couldn't even bear to enter although nearly bursting. To my surprise, I found Indian bathrooms were generally cleaner than Chinese public bathrooms. In many public bathrooms in India, you have to manually flush, by which I mean pour a bucket of water in the toliet when you're done. You'd think most people wouldn't bother, but they do! It's like a collective agreement among women to do their part. They also use that bucket of water to wash their hands so maybe its a 2 in 1.
I don't know, maybe it was just good luck in India, but I didn't have any horrific bathroom encounters. Although this definitely depends on your previous travel experiences and expectations. While in a perfectly fine bathroom at the Ellora Caves in India, I ran into some British retirees on a tour group who were just horrified by the (clean) Eastern toilets with no toilet paper. To which I say: it doesn't get better than that, and travel while you're young!
i hate the metric system
Actually I just think it is really stupid that we don't use the metric system in the US. I’ve traveled a good amount outside the US but what I I'm still not accustomed to is the metric system. I know 0 degrees celsius is freezing and 40 degrees is roughly 100 fahrenheit but everything in between… I know I learned how to convert the temperatures a million years ago but that still doesn’t mean I can internalize it. What should I wear if it’s 12 C? The US weather apps are really off on local Chinese weather so I use the Chinese forecasts and then use google to convert C to F. Yes, I'm somewhat embarrassed to admit this, so recently I've gone cold turkey- no conversions.
"Go 200 meters and turn left." Not helpful to a person like me! I have no idea! Because Chinese people like to ask, I’ve figured out my height and weight in the metric system. I also know 23kg is about 50 pounds because that’s the weight limit for your suitcase on international flights.
For funsies the Chinese also have a weight measurement of jin. I avoid it at all costs for fear of buying 20 bananas at once. Actually I think the problem here is that I’m not used to buying food by weight at all, except cold cuts, half pound of american yellow cheese and a pound of turkey- but there are no cold cuts here and the pound is another one of those fun American measurements that no one else in the world uses!