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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

fernthefanciful

Like to charge, reblog to cast

feluka

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

reachartwork

david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.

curseyouperrytheplatypus

thewindowofthesummerhouse

Kasia Jasmina

bogleech

Monster archive here, though none of the examples I doodled for this are actual existing monsters; I just thought this would be fun to make! Like the opening says, these are the things I do for this setting, not the things I think you should do (or even what I do in other settings) but if you design things at all, for any reason, think about what “principles” or “guidelines” you would list out yourself.

If you were directing another artist to match your work, how would you explain it to them?

What interests and tastes are repeatedly expressed by how you design things?

What would “generic” examples of your style look like?

If you have multiple series or settings, do they all share the same set of visual trends or do they differ?

Can you think of any personal preferences you would be happier to indulge more? Is there good reason you haven’t?

EVEN IF I DONT COMMENT BACK I WOULD BE EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY ENTHUSED TO READ ANYTHING YOU ADD ABOUT YOUR OWN WORK IN A REBLOG SO PLEASE DON’T THINK THAT’S RUDE OR WEIRD OR BORING TO DO

taragrimface

the most potent, profound satirization of american christianity in history is the creation and success of mormonism

taragrimface

joe smith saw what americans liked about christianity and was like. fuck it lets just do a full reboot. here comes racist papa christ and his american angel pals. You Have To Give Money To God

taragrimface

when i was a kid there was lots of gulf storms down the bay and my grimgram told me when it thunders thats because angels r bowling and jesus got a strike

mormonism is like if you made a whole religion out of whatever compels grandmas to act like that

taragrimface

mormons believe native americans are jewish people who got turned brown for angering god but go off

jbt7493

they WHAT?

taragrimface

google mormonism skin of blackness

it's the entire premise of their holy text

jlm-syndrome

IS THAT WHY ALL OF STEPHANIE MEYERS NATIVE CHARACTERS HAVE EXTREMLY BIBLICAL JEWISH NAMES. SCREAM.

naslostcontrol

I don’t believe I’m gonna die in no car wreck! I don’t believe I’m gonna die slippin’ on no ice! I don’t believe I’m gonna die ‘cause I got a bad heart! I believe I’m gonna die doin’ what I was born for! I believe I’m gonna die high off the people! I’m gonna die for the people, ‘cause I live for the people! I live for the people, ‘cause I love the people!

JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH, 2021

chrisevansedits

Chris Evans outtakes for Rolling Stone Magazine, 2016

turntoturnover-deactivated20250

jaxblade

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

talkingsoup

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon