Ashley's Ramblings

Starting school again, knitting all day every day, and learning to love myself

[africanaquarian]

Oh wow Christmas is next Tuesday? I think this is the least I’ve cared about it my whole life

[kaijuno]

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

[dreams-squared]

what are we gonna do now boss?

[kaijuno]

Absolute anarchy

[amongthespaghetti]

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

nobody gets in. nobody gets out

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

What the shit

[stjeffofthenorth-deactivated202]

Truthy

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

[hexmoon-deactivated20191006]

*sees something weird on the ground*

me: you’re mine now

[dylan-obrien]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

a human that wants to feel good: oh time for me to do drugs or whatecer

an animal that wants to feel good: time to lay in the sun

in summary? animals been knowin where its at for 1000s of years…

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

had this thought after observing at some turtles in minecraft btw

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i was also high

[carrionkid]

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!

[thepetcollective]

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[bob-belcher]

twitter stating nothing but facts

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[nonasuch]

Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60. 

My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which a broke millennial who desperately want to finish his long-abandoned degree but is drowning in student debt pretends to be a senior citizen in order to attend college for free.

I’m picturing someone Channing Tatumesque, applying age makeup every morning before he heads off to class. It’s sort of a cross between 21 Jump Street and Mrs. Doubtfire. He keeps forgetting which hip is supposed to be his bad one. His classmates laugh every time he uses slang. There’s definitely a scene where he attends a college party and busts it up on the dance floor.

He catches the eye of a fellow returning student, a woman in her 50s, but she thinks he’s like 70 and she’s already buried one husband, you know? She’s not interested in doing that again. When his charade unravels (hilariously) at the end of the movie, though, she finds out he’s actually like 30 and has abs you could bounce a quarter off. And he’s still super into her. And really, maybe it’s time she gave May-December romance a chance.

[valtsv]

me when the lady in the shape of water flooded her apartment and the cinema downstairs so she could get that fish dick