last podcast on the left sentence starters, pt 3
↪ taken from various episodes & streams. alter as you see fit
“he was just a backwards human being!”
“at least cherry pie is nice!”
“it’s like the movie ‘stand by me’ or something like that.”
“squirrels are the fleshlight of the forest.”
“another day in long-fat-man history.”
“i went to the doctor with lymphoma and he just gave me a bowl cut.”
“you’re bein’ mean to me!”
“beavers are the loggers of the animal world, and isn’t that fun?”
“you’re thinking about it. don’t think about it!”
“i’m a naughty little burrito.”
“let’s make our own parmesan.”
“enjoy your devil’s telescope!”
“i could beat you. to death. easily.”
“i can get you a dead girl.”
“you don’t know until you’ve been out there.”
“i would do that, but i don’t know if i want that.”
“[name]’s yelling is right.”
“but in the real world- in layman’s terms, out- out of the hoity toity, ivory tower of acaDEMIA-”
“they found nothing but trouble.”
“this drawer is just full of gold teeth!”
“and in that moment … he ejaculated.”
“you ready for this shit?”
“he said that as an insult but i took it as a compliment.”
“i wish that technically he died by being forced through a spaghetti strainer.”
“i like having normal human conversations with you, [name].“
“he’ll take a bullet for you because all he wants to be is dead.”
“a preacher screaming about the end of times, i kinda like it.”
“interesting; i thought the translation was gonna be, like, ‘dick pine’.”
“i wanna watch the sun explode.”
“anyway let’s get back to witchcraft and stop discussing the love life of harry potter.”
“i once watched my great aunt rip apart a teddy bear with her bare hands.”
“i don’t know what that means but it sounds fun.”
“you just smell like roadkill.”
“that’s the upside down, you fuck!”
“but he was a fucking cool-ass dude! i mean - i mean he’s done bad things, obviously he’s done bad things."
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