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“What did you say to our classmates to make them change their mind about me?”

я не мог исправить его. но я мог бы трахнуть его.

BONUS WONDERFUL!!! Ok, so actually my first exposure to Gangsta’s Paradise was not the song itself. It was its most well-known parody. Yup, the musical spoof master himself, “Weird” Al Yankovic, released one of Gangsta’s Paradise that traded out the mean streets of Los Angeles, California for the…not as mean streets of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. While the song is still as hilarious and catchy as I remember, it did cause a beef due to a misfire in communication between the two artists but they made up with each other in 2011. Glad to see not all grudges last.

therealvinelle

If the Cullens become Amish, would that make is easier to move around in modern day?

No.

The Amish live in very insular communities. Newcomers can't just slip in anonymously and then keep to themselves.

The Cullens depend on anonymity. Oh, they have names and addresses and are known around town, but no one knows them. The kids don't socialize at school, Carlisle appears to have formed no notable friendships at work, and by and by they drift through each small town on their own path, parallel to the one walked by the human inhabitants but not interloping. Among us, but not a part of us.

This would not be feasible in a community such as an Amish community. They would not be able to opt out of the strict societal rules that apply, and there would be too many warning flags popping up once people got too close. They don't eat, they're too pale, they're rock hard and ice cold, they all have yellow eyes, they stay inside the house for days at a time refusing to come out when it's sunny. To say nothing of the scrutiny they would be facing as newcomers. Newcomers who, unless they change the cover story, appear to be in incestuous, extramarital, relationships at that.

They would be fools to try, and if they tried they would not last long.

bkshowofficial

Please don’t tell God what we said on the podcast. Just kidding…he laughed 🤣 Check us out every Friday night from 6-9 PM on @tripl3troubl3radio or download the podcast on @applepodcasts @spotify @deezer @audacy @amazonmusic @gaana @jiosaavn #amish #amishcountry #amishlife #arcade #arcadegames #arcademachine #god #godisgood #godhatesme #godhatesyou #sinner #sin #blasphemy #blasphemous #youregoingtohell #podcast (at Ely, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CntIXjxN49y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

redeyeflyguy

BONUS WONDERFUL!!! Ok, so actually my first exposure to Gangsta’s Paradise was not the song itself. It was its most well-known parody. Yup, the musical spoof master himself, “Weird” Al Yankovic, released one of Gangsta’s Paradise that traded out the mean streets of Los Angeles, California for the…not as mean streets of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. While the song is still as hilarious and catchy as I remember, it did cause a beef due to a misfire in communication between the two artists but they made up with each other in 2011. Glad to see not all grudges last.

therealvinelle

If the Cullens become Amish, would that make is easier to move around in modern day?

No.

The Amish live in very insular communities. Newcomers can't just slip in anonymously and then keep to themselves.

The Cullens depend on anonymity. Oh, they have names and addresses and are known around town, but no one knows them. The kids don't socialize at school, Carlisle appears to have formed no notable friendships at work, and by and by they drift through each small town on their own path, parallel to the one walked by the human inhabitants but not interloping. Among us, but not a part of us.

This would not be feasible in a community such as an Amish community. They would not be able to opt out of the strict societal rules that apply, and there would be too many warning flags popping up once people got too close. They don't eat, they're too pale, they're rock hard and ice cold, they all have yellow eyes, they stay inside the house for days at a time refusing to come out when it's sunny. To say nothing of the scrutiny they would be facing as newcomers. Newcomers who, unless they change the cover story, appear to be in incestuous, extramarital, relationships at that.

They would be fools to try, and if they tried they would not last long.

luisonte

Chu fas chu furius amish road edition

luisonte

Chu fas chu furius Amish reis

frost-queen

Wrong side of paradise // part 5 (Reader x Steve Harrington)

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Summary: The end in near, all it takes is one final round to prove whether your mind is strong enough to withstand Vecna. The life of your friends and yours hanging by a thread, will you make it out or be the opener of gateways for Vecna?

< part 1 & part 2 & part 3 & part 4 >

The sky rumbled with flashes of lightning hiding behind the dark clouds. The journey home felt longer than any walk you had ever endured. A maze of veins scattered around. Wrapping the houses up as gifts. Laying deadly silent in their own movements on the roads. – “How do we get out of here exactly?” – you asked nervously. – “We go back through the portal.” – Steve answered firmly, walking beside you. Nancy lead the party as Eddie kept looking nervously over his shoulder right behind you. – “You mean the one by the water lake?” – you refined to be certain.

Robin humming loud at your other side. – “Wouldn’t… wouldn’t that be a bit too obvious?” – you questioned following Nancy to the side of the road. – “I mean wouldn’t he suspect us going there since it is the only way back, we know.” – you added. – “Y/n has a point.” – Eddie backed you up, looking nervously up to the sky. – “What if he is waiting there for us? What if he has regained his strength just to demolish us once and for all.”

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