Ashlieeexoxo

I enjoy cats, cartoons, books, and too many fandoms to list. Do you want to be my friend?

[laskovey]

Oh, my darling, all of our greatest hits have been songs that really captured the spirit of the time, like, um, the one about the Olympics.

[dailytypographyedits]

You Should be Sad // Halsey

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[cassatrix-deactivated20210107]

{insp}

[queen-sands]

Geralt: Hmm

Geralt: Fuck

Me: Count me down as scared and horny

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[ashlieeexoxo]

Poetry Teatime 10/18/19

It’s a bit dreary here today, drizzly and 75 degrees (which is positively cold for us poor floridians!). We had our teatime on the porch so we could hear the rain on the tin roof, and really get that warmed up feeling from the hot chocolate. Its also been an incredibly busy and draining week for me personally, so I went with premade drinks and food. Our poems have a fall/ halloween theme as we…

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[lilyprongspotter]

Imagine first year Harry Potter looking for Fred and George to see if they want to have a snowball fight with him and Ron and finding an odd piece of parchment lying in their room. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter picking the parchment up and examining it, because he’s learning that in the wizarding world nothing is ever as it seems, not even old pieces of parchment. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter tapping his wand to the parchment to see if anything happens and, to his surprise, seeing thin, angular writing appear as if written by an invisible hand. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s excitement when the parchment reads: Mr. Prongs asks who is trying to uncover the carefully guarded secrets of the Marauders. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter whispering “My name is Harry Potter and I didn’t mean to pry,” before hurriedly trying to refold it and return it to where he’d found it 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s astonishment when the writing reappears, this time saying: Let Mr. Prongs share his immense joy that Harry Potter has found this. He hopes that Harry will find the contents of this parchment useful and use it in a way that would make his father proud. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s smile sliding off his face as he says quietly, “I don’t know. My father’s dead, you see. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter’s confusion when the writing appears once again, saying: Mr. Prongs wishes to tell Harry Potter that while his father may be dead, he is still looking out for him and is incredibly proud of him. Mr. Prongs hopes that Harry Potter knows his father loves him very much. 

Imagine first year Harry Potter taking the map back to his dormitory and spending the rest of the evening talking to the mysterious Mr. Prongs about his mother and father, about whom the invisible man seems to know quite a bit.

[thelibraryisthatway]

I’ve already reblogged this but I don’t care

[ebonydraygon]

@bromwitch

[imsuchweasleytrash]

Fred: Top three phrases that’ll create sexual tension: “Make me.” “Oh really?” “Is that so?”

George: “Prove it.”

Bill: “What’s in it for me?”

Charlie: “Wanna bet?”

Ron: “Scared, Potter?”

Harry:

Ginny: Ron, no.

[pureblooder]

i’ve been consuming so much dramione fanfic i can’t even remember the original plot to harry potter anymore

[dramioneasks]

[buffy-slays19]

- not a natural disaster. 

[buffy-slays19]

Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold. 

-Gasoline, Halsey

[scoobygangs]

[imsuchweasleytrash]

George: Okay, let’s just agree to say, “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

George: One, two, three…

George:

Fred:

George: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

[ashlieeexoxo]

Spilled Paint

Tonight, as I was trying to get my 1 year old to sleep, my 3 year old insisted, repeatedly, that he was not yet tired. We’d had a long day of preparing for possible effects of Hurricane Dorian, and an even longer week of dealing with roof repairs, and I was not in the mood to fight, so I said “You can go play quietly in the playroom, or you can lie down”. Of course he chose to play, and I started…

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[greek-arete]

Kit Harington tells Stephen Colbert his theory on how Game of Thrones affected the political landscape. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert [x]

[bearsofair]

Eight Seasons of Jaime Lannister