a shovel

he. i like to reblog cute drawings. most posts are queued.

[critterjar]

Custom design commission, hamburger beetle dad

[fishtrouts]

Not everybody wants to be your friend, Swordfish 😬

[uzumakiosushi]

[Commission Work] Fox Magical Girl 🦊⭐

I drew an original character featuring fox ears and star-themed details🦊

Soft colors and a gentle atmosphere were the main focus of this illustration.

Commissions via VGen (starting from $32): http://vgen.co/OsushiUzumaki

[richardgarfinkle]

Eros Takes A Bow. Audiobook

Eros Takes a Bow, my contemporary fantasy retelling of the story of Eros and Psyche, is now an audiobook narrated by my daughter, Red of Overly Sarcastic Productions and the Aurora Webcomic. @comicaurora

Cover art is by my wife Alessandra Kelley @achronalart

Available on Amazon and Audible.

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0H46KM9VB

[comicaurora]

I narrated this! First time doing a full audiobook, if you listen closely you can actually hear me git gud in real time

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[drunkenlemur]

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

[prokopetz]

Hasbro has indeed spent the last several years pushing back against dragonfucking jokes so hard that they've gone as far as to revise some of the setting lore to imply that dragons don't even fuck each other, but they haven't yet had the guts to pull the trigger on taking the option of literal dragon ancestry off the table for sorcerers.

(The 5.5E writeup for dragon-blooded sorcerers does list "making a bargain" with a dragon above the actual-ancestry option, though, which is funny as hell. Yeah, I'll bet it was a mutually beneficial exchange!)

[drunkenlemur]

Another day being an Elder Red Dragon. Adventurers keep asking if they can fuck me. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck a dragon.

[yellowbrickramble]

So, on this page, I originally drew this stereotypical two-story farmhouse with a huge porch, but decided to redraw it. The description of the farm on the first page of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is of a much more humble building:

Technically, that house crash-landed in Munchkinland, but I don't imagine that they could afford a much bigger replacement house considering they end up losing the farm in book 6.

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[alsocolors]

A little Forest Vulpix

[pokemonheritageposts]

on multiple occasions i have seen people on socials excited for palworld 1.0 and it has taken me a moment to realize they aren't doing a bit and are genuinely excited

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[mi-spark]

@heropartnerweek day 7 - free day

and that’s when petra started plotting pancham’s death

and I’m all done!!! this week was so much fun ^_^ thank you to everyone for the kindness and support! i love this community!

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[ghostfiish]

Not only was I the only one who ended up getting a ticket for my particular screening of the Backrooms... but also, besides the concessions staff, the entire theater was completely empty

I think I may have had the most appropriate viewing experience possible

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[weekly-eons]

Id love see an eeveelution (maybe vaporeon) with an animal wheelchair!!! <3 this blog is so lovely im so happy it found it

I did my best

[ionomycin]

alleyway meet up

[romehbo]

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, lesbianism isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women