Rollin' like a Stone

You know when someone gets all up in your grill and you're just like, "hey i didn't invite you to my barbecue fool" DISCLAIMER: not the real Ashton Irwin.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful stop me and steal my breath.

[thenandonialler-blog]

Jetlagged as shit, but still stopped for marshmallows because, c’mon! Nialler is in da hizzaaaaaaaay!

[ashtonirwin-rper]

Did you stop for chocolate and graham crackers as well? Nialler! Good to see you mate.

[melliegowen]

I’ve been unpacking for the past three hours and half. And I thought this was going to be fun, clearly I was wrong.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

You're one of the few people here that actually attempted unpacking. I admit I was one of the lazy ones who waited until it was unavoidable to go on without unpacking.

[phoenixroyy-deactivated20170820]

And after a long journey I’m finally here!

[ashtonirwin-rper]

How long? I bet i could top it.

[neverlieduntiltoday-deactivated]

So I couldn’t miss Safaa’s birthday. But it turns out, if I go home for a few days, they keep me for a few weeks. 

[neverlieduntiltoday-deactivated]

[ashtonirwin-rper]

I can see my mum doing that to me when I go for a visit, but it's your family so it's worth it right mate.

[caitlinjstase-blog]

Breakin’ boundaries and takin’ names, that’s me. Or something. Not my ego, babe, Melbourne’s ego. We can’t help that we’re awesome. Ooh, what’s your mum’s best dish?

[ashtonirwin-rper]

One and the same. Sydney is awesome too, one doesn't have to be better than the other. She makes the best spaghetti ever.

[thepaynogameo]

No worries at all, bro! S’all good. I am! And you aren’t. Na-na-na.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

Oh that's real mature Payno. It's not like it's ever stopped me before anyhow. So what've you been up to? The lads help you celebrate 21 this year now that you're all together?

[mrs-elenaxsalvatore]

Yes, good thing you remember me of that. I wouldn’t like to take the risk of any paparazzi taking some photos, and sell them once I’m famous.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

Wouldn't want you to have to learn the hard way. You never know what skeletons you have in your closet. With all the scandals lately around leaked photos I think it's a good lesson to learn.

[ch0f0]

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[uncolored5sos]

[caitlinjstase-blog]

That’s a good point… maybe that’s an untapped market that I could bleed dry. Commit like a mofo, I’ve got that down! Nah, didn’t sound wrong babe, sounded fine! I knew what you meant. It’s hard not to be biased when you’re from Melbourne. We’re just superior in every single way. You guys have the Opera House and the bridge, sure, but… we’ve got the food and the culture.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

You'll be a pioneer for sure. Be careful I think your ego might get too inflated and you'll float away. Come round my mum's house and we'll talk about food.

[jennameebles-blog]

Chicken and snuggles. And because they get away with everything. I’m a terrible dog parent. Dog trainers would be horrified. I think so. I’m going to research this.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

You're only a terrible dog parent if you don't treat them with love and respect. Dog trainers be damned. If your dogs love you you're doing it right. I never even thought to question it, Snoopy is just Snoopy to me. 

[caitlinjstase-blog]

I’d say a stunt person, but I think they have to be quite coordinated. I do bounce back very well though! Sydney is great for a holiday, but Melbourne, dude, that’s where all the beautiful art and music and theatre is made.

[ashtonirwin-rper]

Unless the person you're doing stunts for is supposed to look uncoordinated. I think you've just got to sell yourself to the right character and commit. No wait that sounded wrong but I think you get the gist of it. That sounds like the biased argument of someone who is from Melbourne. 

[jennameebles-blog]

Well, it’s an unconditional love, right? Like, Marbles and Kermit love me despite me being an absolute pain in the ass. Mostly because I feed them chicken. So it might be a bribed unconditional love, but still! Oh a beagle! Like Snoopy!

[ashtonirwin-rper]

Unconditional is the best way to describe it. I'm sure they love you for more than just chicken. I wouldn't call it bribed. Is Snoopy a beagle? I didn't even know that.

[caitlinjstase-blog]

Oh, if only! I’d be a millionaire already. Sydney? Boooooo! Melbourne is where it’s at, babe!

[ashtonirwin-rper]

You should try and find a way to turn it into a career, since you're so good at it and all. Sydney's great too, you just have to give it a proper chance and you'll see.

[jennameebles-blog]

They’re just so cute, it kills me that I can’t adopt all the animals. ALL THE ANIMALS! Could you have your pup flown out here? I’m sure Marble and Kermit would love a new friend! What kind of dog?

[ashtonirwin-rper]

Animals as a whole are wonderful; I tend to like them more than humans sometimes. I don't think i could. My mum, sister and brother would miss Indie too much if I took her away. She's a beagle. 

[caitlinjstase-blog]

I trip over my own feet when I’m standing still. It’s a talent, but unfortunately, it does rule out ever becoming a ballet dancer. Lovely to meet you too, Ashton. Another Aussie? I feel so at home already!

[ashtonirwin-rper]

You're very talented indeed. Too bad you can't make a career out of that kind of talent. Yes i'm from Sydney, there's a few others around here as well. You'll feel right at home. Where are you from?