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@caitlinjstase: Sex isn't golf. Having a lower number doesn't mean you win.

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@caitlinjstase: Say it with me, ladies! My body Is not embarrassing It is spectacular And the only home I've ever known

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I just seen two little boys come out of a store and proceed to piss on the sidewalk. Their mum followed them out and all she did was tell them they were nasty. What the hell is wrong with America? Ready to go home and I just got here. 

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But also, what in the actual fuck?!

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Median would be a sick name. What are some other words for average? Is there a word that means above average? We should be that one. What kind of acting do you do? Anything I might have seen you in? Youtube definitely counts. Youtube counts for everything. I’m never entirely sure, really. It’s different every time I watch, honestly. Oh I do that, it started because I was just lazy and didn’t feel like buttoning up, really. But then I started doing it pretty regularly. It’s comfortable. More comfortable than a full button up.

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I remember... mean, median and mode. But I think they're all to do with average, rather than above. Though, I think mode is the highest in a list of numbers? Our symbol could be the little... the greater than arrow bracket! So that symbol and then Median. Hilarious math jokes in a band name. Ummm, you guys got Neighbours in the UK, right? I was on Neighbours back home in Oz. That's probably where you'd be most likely to see me. I mean, old episodes, obviously, because I moved here. Ok, then sweet. I have a lot of different teachers. Extremely professional and all that. Buttoning is hard, like, sometimes the holes aren't big enough, and why do we need to have so many buttons done up anyway? I'm with you. Button a quarter of the way, you're done.

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I would tell you, you're unbelievable...

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Sounds fair to me. That’s the way I think about it, though. I mean I know that I want to be singing for as long as I can. But I wouldn’t want that if it weren’t my favourite thing to do. Need to be happy with what you do. It’s good, but I also have to be able to understand how the thing works - which I’m not so good at. The inbetweeners dance! I love that, that’s a perfect choice. I approve wholeheartedly. That’s not a bad idea, but I think it might cause some interesting reactions, so I’ll just keep them covered unless I get bored of clothes. Which is rather frequent.

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We can be average together but give it our all. Let's call our duo, like... Median? Does that mean average in math terms? Well, yeah, I mean, I think if you're going to dedicate your life to it, you gotta love the fuck outta it. I love acting and I can't imagine not acting. I think if you went to a teacher though, they'd be like 'oh hey, this is how music happens'. I think. I've never had lessons. Unless you count YouTube. It's the best dance in the world to crack out. Who's your favourite? I always change my mind on this, it's a toss up between Will and Jay for me. Or just have your shirts really unbuttoned. Air them out. In solidarity, I'll air mine out.

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I’m far from amazing. Just doing what I love, I think. I dunno, I’m really bad with instruments. I used to want to learn guitar, then I realized I’m really bad at that. Yeah we’re not very good at much else. I know for me if I tried to actually dance, I’d end up on the floor writhing in pain. I can take the piss outta dancing, but can’t actually dance. Yep, four nipples. They’re free a lot, I’m not too fond of clothes. Just keep them covered for public decency and all that. You’re too kind. 

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I'll be the judge of that, babe. Best way to go about it, right? Like, who cares if you're the best or the worst, just have fun and give it your all, because a life without passion isn't worth living. Sorry, that got deep. But you look like you have long fingers, which is good for guitaring. I have small fingers, and I'm uncoordinated and clumsy, so that rules out being good at instruments or dancing. My go-to dance move is... this might be a silly question, given that you're from the UK, but have you seen The Inbetweeners? I do that dance all the time. You should just cut out little holes in your shirts so they can be free constantly. Four nipples is awesome, I'm so jealous.

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I think I just slept through my birthday. Oh hey, looks like I’m 21 now. When I say legal, you say Niall! Legal!

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Niall! ... we haven't met, but if it's your birthday, no better way to get acquainted than over booze. Happy birthday, babe. I'm Caitlin, by the way.

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I want to hear; you should absolutely audition, now that you’ve gone and offered. They’re instruments with strings, there should be some common ground. I dunno though, I’m hopeless on most instruments and I’ve been trying to learn for years. We don’t dance. We were supposed to but that never really took off. Too stubborn and uncoordinated. Ummm, I knit. Does that count? Speaking of nipples, I have four. But that’s not really a skill. More of a birth defect? That sounds horrible. It’s not really a defect? Just kind of there? I’m going to shut up now.  

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Oh, well, if you insist, but then if you're absolutely amazing, which I suspect you are, I'm going to sound rubbish. I think so, but then I thought that about guitar and ukulele, and I suppose they share some common traits, but the chord formations are different. I'm a better actress than musician. Just barely. Ah, you're a stand there and look pretty kind of band. I enjoy that more, to be honest. That totally counts. It's also super cool. I cannot knit or sew to save my life. Four nipples? Free those bad boys, Harry! Free the nipples! Nah, definitely not a defect. More like a gift. A birth gift. No way, don't shut up, you're adorable.

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The mandolin is pretty sick. Let’s do it. I’ll go get back to the banjo lessons. Do you sing? Because I bet we could do some sick country-ish duet if you do. Oh gosh, you’re going to put me on the spot like that? Okay. I sing, I’m in a band - well, boyband. And… I have no idea what to say as far as weird things about me.

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I do sing... I mean, whether or not I'm any good is another question entirely. Shall I audition for you? The mandolin looks awesome, I sort of can play guitar and the ukulele, so... I mean, I'm hoping the skills transfer. Yep, that's what I do. This is a fast and hard game. Ooh, a boyband? Complete with dance moves or are you guys just the type that stand there and look pretty? You don't have any weird skills? Like, ok... I'm an actress and I believe in freeing the nipple. Oh, and I can lick my elbow. That's actually two weird things about me, but oh well.

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Country as in both. I tried to learn banjo while I was there. Banjo. Of all instruments. Does it actually get more country than that? Hi Caitlin! I’m Harry. It’s really nice to meet you, love. 

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Banjo, now that's impressive! I was thinking about learning the mandolin. We could form a country band, of sorts. Banjo is definitely one of the more country-ish instruments to learn. It's up there with the dobro, I think. Hi Harry, very lovely to meet you too. So, everyone here seems to be crazy talented and I'm sure you're no exception. Two things... what are you best at, and one weird fact about yourself, go!

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"Falling in love is not the only adventure worthy of a young woman."

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You just have to look at television to understand that..

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Chicken Spaghetti 

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Ooh, yum, from the hotel? Or did you get take out from somewhere?

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Food is so good.

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I know dat feel. Whatcha eatin'?