Carpe Diem

[t-ruthful]

Even though it’s the past, it still kills me everyday.

[youspesh]

I went through all of these old pictures today and my parents had this whole clichéd high school love thing going on

[bruisecollector-deactivated2017]

Wow

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

is this even real

[sylvvan-blog]

this is really cool

[iamnotperfectiamsorry]

[grandmatyrell]

Leonardo Dicaprio and Jonah Hill giving each other a high-five after swimming with a topless woman in Miami

[staypozitive]

[fluxthepolice-deactivated201310]

This is what our country is headed towards….

The one thought going through my mind throughout this entire video:

"Are you shitting me?"

[gingmaticstatic]

I don’t even gave the words to describe my feelings about this…. It is so fucking despicable that this happens thousands of times a day. People like this record it and nothing changes!! It’s still aloud to happen! We have no constitutional rights, we never have. It’s just an excuse to say “well if you knew your rights this wouldn’t have happened” no fuck you even if you know every single one of your rights you will still get fucked up the ass just 10x harder. Ugh. Dumb fucking piece of shit system…

[turntunedrop-blog-blog]

amurrica

[batskullgirl-deactivated2015041]

If everyone understood their rights and reacted to the police in this same way,  maybe this would change.

[missxronix-deactivated20181231]

Dear americans, stop moaning about it, you need a revolution!

[williamtscott-deactivated201505]

Everyone should watch this.

[ixnay-on-the-oddk]

wow

[skeetbucket]

wow fuck that sheriff nigga

[theindivisual]

[therelatablepost]

Click here for more personal!

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[straightboyfriend2]

I am absolutely positive that most of these are fake, but still people are stupid

[n0vi]

[ashwee-studs-blog]

i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen

[poetic]

I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep. 

[quotediaryofficial]

★★★ more quotes here ★★★

[dlvergents]

[toocooltobehipster]

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[murrayed]

[gerskiwayty]

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio.

[capturedserenity-blog]

[socialised]

queued xxx

[vicforprez]

[sochicsomiche]

I don’t think people realize how important this is

[disloyals]

phyerfly:

☮ ˚✿ I’m following back until I reach my goal ✿˚ ☮