[celceta]

potion that makes you breathe

[celceta]

[dont-become-a-statistic]

Good post

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[terefah]

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

[freakyfeatures]

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

[keithsweatshop]

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[maladaptive-eren]

Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

[tsukkis]

What I want for myself: To graduate from university, to have an independent life and a good job.

What I also want: Stay at home and sleep as much as possible.

[horsegirlkj]

*misses fruits that are out of season*

[toastbutteregg]

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

mango season is coming !! you know what that means ??!! it means life is gonna get better soon !!!

[hellsite-yano]

*any dying character*: i’m just… i’m just gonna rest for a while… i’m really tired…

Me:

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

the media: GAME OF THRONES IS BACK me: