[asiancatboy]

hi i'm hải & i finally have a carrd now!!!!!

-> mirrored/mixed pronouns -> 20s -> tme bi² -> esea

love is still the point of everything btw 💛

[wizardarchetypes]

person just walked into my job and said, "oh! i've seen a lot of people in masks lately. there's not something going around is there?"

baby there is always something going around

[wizardarchetypes]

like even if we ignore covid & the flu, which is what most people mean when they ask this sort of thing, that is just the nature of human history. there's many other things you can "get" and any of them can cause permanent injury. we are SO lax about "stomach flu" but getting norovirus multiple times is Not Good.

luckily we have power to lessen the risks, even if you're unwilling or unable to mask. Such steps include: Washing your hands.

everyone get more educated about public health NOW.

[doppelgender]

A dry sense of humping

[magicalnursekomugi]

[asiancatboy]

i bought a pair of those sports cooling towels that you wet and then snap in the air to cool down and holy shit these work so well

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[vampireghoul]

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

[asiancatboy]

i have little interest contributing to medical tourism, but i do occasionally torment myself by looking at the costs of overseas surgery, then the cost of surgery here, and then the wait times for free surgery on the nhs. i don't know how i'm supposed to keep living like this

[stonefemmesiren]

if you talk shit about fat dykes around me i will kill you i'm so serious

[kosmogrl]

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

[rosevyi]

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[neat-deadandlive-things]

What is "walking distance" to you? (provided that the weather is okay)

Less than 5 minutes.

Less than 15 minutes.

Less than 30 minutes.

Less than 1 hour.

Depends on... add a tag.

other/I'm not canadian and don't measure distance in time.

Voting ended onJul 15

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

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[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this