Live Love Laugh

Still I refrain /From talking at you/ talking on You know me well I don't explain /But what the hell/ Why do you think I come 'round here on my free will? /Wasting all my precious time /Oh, the truth spills out

[fuckyeahkimseungmin]

[huiracha]

250413 @ dominATE world tour in mexico city

[linolinoing]

BANG CHAN ⋮ dominATE MEXICO CITY — 250413 (© _howluvs_)

[vorpalbae]

“Quick doodle 🦋”

from @max.wise.art on instagram

[itsdaniclayton]

There’s a pub in Bly, right? There is.

[anya-chalotra]

Here’s the thing. You’re my best friend. And the love of my life. And I don’t know how much time we have left, but however much it is, I wanna spend it with you.

THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR Episode 9 | The Beast in the Jungle

[deanmoth]

[raniatsaran]

“I liked your story.” “I’m glad.” “But I think you set it up wrong, just in the beginning.” “Is that so?” “Yeah.”

[thebootydiaries]

me for 1 week after someone tells me i smell good

[sunfortune]

my oily ass skin: *reflects light* 

me: wow look at that highlight

[royalninja]

i feel this may be the year to bring back the skeleton war. its been too long since ive seen a good quality skeleton war meme.

[royalninja]

After years of uneasy peace the skeletons can finally unite to fight a common enemy: The Plague

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[grebcomics]

Soup soup soup soup

[tikattu]

it be like that sometimes 

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

when you try really hard to look cute for your friends and they don’t say anything

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

[victorxaxvale]

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

[contentcrisis]

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now