mika!

i eat at least one egg every day

[questionably-cryptid]

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

[muddingseason]

Need

[hagiomoto]

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

[hagiomoto]

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

[originalitysquared]

People that are not Americans doing this performative American hate always makes me laugh. Not that American criticism is unfounded but so many people wanna be mad at America soooooo bad...

But still use good ol' tumblr.com in full English. Still taking the time to explain global policy to the ignorant Americans. Making a PSA because a bunch of Americans got under your skin. Refrences literally the whole rest of the world as "non-Americans".

I wonder if these people secretly wish they could experience being American or something. Outside looking in and so so so grumpy about it.

[hagiomoto]

It’s not performative. We actually really, really hate you. We are using English because it's the only language you monolingual fascists could read, and you could barely even read a whole sentence before you come on my posts acting like our hate toward you Americans is performative. We are not jealous of you people. We are sick of you.

And I'm not taking this lecture from a men-worshipping transphobe.

[originalitysquared]

Hate me so much, you learned my language to tell me? Does that really make sense to you? Maybe you're not that great at logic either.

[milf-king]

Imagine being new to the concept that the rest of the world hates America. Also where do you think English originated?

Once you figure that out, take a wild guess as to why most of the world speaks it as a 2nd language.

You're really fucking stupid and I don't think you even realize that you've volunteered yourself as the case study for this post

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[dailycatsblog]

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[wintercorrybriea2]

couple making out on shut down I-65 in Louisville, Kentucky (6/3/26)

[zerozerozio]

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

[bunnycuriosity]

ohhhh... the little bunny with the little bunny on his nose...

[kosmogrl]

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[treecitysessions]

He was ham and cheese trade and now he’s don’t touch the charcuterie til all the guests arrive dahling

[trismeowgistus]

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

Haha yeah eww no thanks

[hotvampireadjacent]

That’s a bug

[gilfwagon]

@kittybroker how much for this tiny bug?

[kittybroker]

Fish up this tiny little baby bug right out of the free bin for the low low price of 0 dollars nothing!

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[woah-its-mimi]

well

[jame7t]

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

[txttletale]

washington post fact checkers have given this post three out of five pinocchios

[jame7t]

girl what the fuck

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[frostops]

They say all dogs go to heaven so you have a moral obligation to kill every dog you see

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.