A Simple Man and His Family

Well hello there, welcome to Osseth Pawn & Trade. I'm Tarlon Osseth and these are my kids. If there's anything you need please feel free to ask and I'm sure I help you find what you're looking for.

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REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT DAD

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I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

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DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

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Fuck it

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Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

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Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

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Hi

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Wtf why does this work???

[asimplemanofhyrule]

I’ve done this with a money cat once....ended up getting more money

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NEW!!!

https://theshytradesman.tumblr.com/

Another blog that’s new that I’m going to try starting up again:

https://thesistersraidenberg.tumblr.com/

[asimplemanofhyrule]

So Long And Farewell~

((So I haven’t been on here for a long while. And by that I haven’t been active on this since like 2012. I don’t have the heart to simply delete this blog however I won’t be coming back to it. But with much thought in the past few months I will be starting a new blog where Tarlons’ son Aaron will be an adult and in charge of the shop. I will have a link to this blog once I have things set up for it. I apologize to everyone for the inactivity and I hope that some of my old followers will want to interact with Aaron Link Osseth.  Yes Aarons’ middle name is Link. Tarlon is a huge fan of him and named his son after his favorite hero.

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Send me "I touched it" for my muses reaction to your muse touching their butt

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Ya kno i cant risk this

[asimplemanofhyrule]

((Why did they do that to the quarter?

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roommates.mp4

(as requested by @hntrgurl13)

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Oh. My god.

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OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

SOMEONE DID IT

OH MY GOD THE LIP SYNC IS PERFECT

LMFAO

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAA

[asimplemanofhyrule]

This shits on point!

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((You can't have Calyx she's mine

butplsannie is garbage

[asimplemanofhyrule]

((No Annie is a beautiful dumb snowflake that inspires me to draw shitty pictures of her trying to woo Calyx.

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((Half assed but I really couldn’t resist this situation. Anbarin at her tricks again. “Let me borrow your abs to wash my laundry!” “Who is this again?”

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((For the ever lovely Arzu who I’ve known for a few years now. I just wanted to try drawing her girl Anbarin. I haven’t had the chance to interact with her too much so forgive any OCC things. The other girl is an OC of mine named Calyxo. The words are kinda small so from left to right: “She’s totally my type!” *Why she usually doesn’t visit her cousins* *Just wanted to smoke in peace*

Hope this tickles your funny bone.

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reblog this if your muse is Not Straight

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Hello? Special delivery! I have a golden dagger with red rupee gems in the hilt.

“I didn’t ord–”

Oh. No, yes she did. Yes, she definitely ordered a shiny, gleaming blade with gems that looked red and glossy and, hell, she wasn’t a Goron, but they looked good enough to eat. Anbarin turned around from fixing the saddle of her horse, eyes glinting with desire.

“I mean,” She blinked, then offered the blonde man a warm grin. “Yeah, that’s me! That was a quick job, heh. Sure are defying that old age, aren’t ya?” A mirthful laugh makes her eyes squint and her face brighten. It sounded convincing enough, to her.

Charm the guy. Obtain the goods. Then beat it.

And if the real owner of the dagger comes around?

Beat them.

[asimplemanofhyrule]

Tarlon blinked at the woman and slowly hid the box behind his back. “Uh no I need the actual lady who ordered it. And don’t try any Gerudo tricks I’ve worked with you ladies for a long time and I have a sister who is one so she’s warned me.” Tarlon removed a piece of paper from his pocket and frowned at it. “I am in the right tribe...right? But also I’m a tradesman I can pick up small looks of confusion.”

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♮

The feeling of warm arms around her waist nearly caused Sue-Belle to leap into action. To throw this person over her shoulder or jab an elbow into their stomach. Her body tensed, and she turned her head just slightly to see who it could be that was behind her. Blue eyes caught sight of blonde hair and as she settled just enough to comprehend what was going on, she realized she knew this embrace. The scent was familiar, the color of hair, everything about this person was more familiar to her than she often was herself anymore. 

Fear turned to relief, then quickly faded to surprise and sorrow. What could he possibly be thinking? How had he even recognized her, and how much was he judging her at this moment? 

“Tarlon.” There was not a hint of a questioning in Belle’s tone, and as much as she wanted to relax into the embrace, she was afraid. Afraid of how much he was probably hurting and how much he probably wanted to strangle her as much as he wanted to hug her. Yes, Sue-Belle was scared indeed. How could she possibly face the person she had been hurting in all the time she had been gone? 

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For a moment they didn’t move but suddenly Aaron scrambled to his feet. “Mom!!” Tarlon let go of Sue-Belles’ hand and placed his on her back as Aaron rushed her. Tarlon was correct that the young boy nearly tackled her to the ground but the supportive hand on the back kept her steady as Aaron wrapped his arms tightly around Sue and nuzzled into her. He had grown past her stomach but not quiet the height of her chest.

The girls looked to each other awkwardly but both sat their weapons down and approached Sue-Belle, they had grown as tall as her. Mizuki folded her hands nervously in front of her, an old habit she did even before Sue left. Anna, much like her father, began to rub the back of her neck. “Hey…long time no see. You look great.” Despite her attempt to grin it was awkward and easy to tell she wanted to hug her mother as well. Mizuki simply gave a small nod but the stern child always did love affection even if she pretended not to…though these were two young ladies who were nearly old enough to live on their own.

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Sue-Belle made a soft noise, glad for Tarlon’s hand on her back, but also knowing she wouldn’t have cared if she had been tackled to the ground. Her son was giving her the one thing she couldn’t have ever asked of him, and that was unconditional love. A love that she had hoped for but not expected after being gone. She held him tight, looking up at the girls as they approached the two of them. 

“I’m definitely not the only one who looks great. Look at you both.” Her words caught in her throat and she motioned for them to come closer if they wanted, with one free hand. Perhaps this was asking and hoping for too much, but she loved her daughters and wanted their love as much as her sons. 

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Aaron had buried his face into his mother refusing to let go or loosen his grip. Anna shrugged her shoulders, with a small crooked grin on her lips she managed to manuver herself squishing Aaron in a hug. Mizuki stayed put for a moment staring at Sue-Belle with a hard look before Tarlon sighed. “Stop studying your mother, she’s the real one.” With a blush now on her face Mizuki walked over and into Sue-Belles’ open arm nuzzling into her neck and letting out a small sigh of comfort. “You have a lot of making up to do for being gone so long. We’re not going to let you have a moments peace.” Aaron chuckled against Sue-Belle while Anna just laughed. “Mizuki just be honest and say you missed her and want to spend time with her. Dork.” Mizuki reached over and smacked her twin in the back of the head.

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Search the tumblr gif function for YOUR MUSES EYE COLOR. Reblog with the gif that describes your muse best!

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Reblog if you do not judge roleplayers who love writing smut

[People who like to smut are not terrible individuals! Lke this post if you agree!]

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♮

The feeling of warm arms around her waist nearly caused Sue-Belle to leap into action. To throw this person over her shoulder or jab an elbow into their stomach. Her body tensed, and she turned her head just slightly to see who it could be that was behind her. Blue eyes caught sight of blonde hair and as she settled just enough to comprehend what was going on, she realized she knew this embrace. The scent was familiar, the color of hair, everything about this person was more familiar to her than she often was herself anymore. 

Fear turned to relief, then quickly faded to surprise and sorrow. What could he possibly be thinking? How had he even recognized her, and how much was he judging her at this moment? 

“Tarlon.” There was not a hint of a questioning in Belle’s tone, and as much as she wanted to relax into the embrace, she was afraid. Afraid of how much he was probably hurting and how much he probably wanted to strangle her as much as he wanted to hug her. Yes, Sue-Belle was scared indeed. How could she possibly face the person she had been hurting in all the time she had been gone? 

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“I can’t imagine them being like animals, regardless.” Smiling, Sue-Belle focused on her footsteps. She didn’t want to feel nervous anymore and it was starting to get worse with each step home. She was excited but afraid of rejection. Rejection she would deserve.

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As they approached the door the sound of music and singing could be heard. Tarlon stopped and smiled closing his eyes as he listened. “Surprisingly enough that divine voice is Annabelle. She’s slowly came to terms that she had a beautiful singing voice and now she’ll sing while playing their instruments together.” The song was about a traveler who danced for people in towns and brought happiness. When Tarlon heard it he let out a small chuckle. “She’s singing about Atsi.”

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Sue-Belle caught her breath in her throat, nearly choking with emotion as she listened to her daughters beautiful voice and the music coming from their home. How could she have ever missed this? Was it worth it to have done so? “It’s beautiful. She’s so great.” Her heart was racing and the feeling of panic sat deep into her. Perhaps it would have been better for Tarlon to warn them first. She turned towards him, eyes wide, wanting him to understand.

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Tarlon caught the light squeeze in his hand and he looked down at Sue-Belle with a confused look. He stared into her eyes before giving her a gentle smile. “It’s ok, they’ve been waiting for you to come home for as long as I have. You don’t need to run away.” Tarlon was never a liar, frankly he sucked at it so it was clear that he was telling her the truth. “Though you might want to brace yourself. Aaron will probably launch you to the ground in a hug. He’s nearly taken me out a few times.”

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Sue-Belle looked at him, his words barely registering. She felt dizzy, overwhelmed with nerves and fear but believing him completely. “O-okay….let’s do this.” She held on tight to him, knowing it was a now or never type of moment.

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Grinning widely Tarlon suddenly banged on the door hard. The music stopped awkwardly and a loud “fuck!” was heard before he called out. “Anna! What have I told you about swearing?!” At this he opened the door and smirked at his three kids, two of them with daggers drawn and the other on his back ready to throw a book. “A book Aaron?” “I would have slowed you down and distracted you from the daggers.” Tarlon stared at his kids blinking stupidly. “Wait you guys set up a system on how to take someone out?” All three chimed in chorus with a “yeah” Tarlon shook his head before looking to Sue-Belle and gently pulling her beside him. “See how scary these things are? And we plan on more.” At the sight of their mother the kids froze, eyes widening and mouths slightly agape as they tried to register if this was the person they were truly staring at right now. Aaron slowly sat up from his spot and blinked. “M…mom?”

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Sue-Belle watched her children as they interacted with their father, impressed that they had set up their own plan of action and amused that it surprised Tarlon. As he turned the attention to her, she stayed quiet, watching the reactions of their children.

Aaron’s soft voice, however, brought tears to her eyes and she nodded slowly. “Yes, Aaron.”

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For a moment they didn’t move but suddenly Aaron scrambled to his feet. “Mom!!” Tarlon let go of Sue-Belles’ hand and placed his on her back as Aaron rushed her. Tarlon was correct that the young boy nearly tackled her to the ground but the supportive hand on the back kept her steady as Aaron wrapped his arms tightly around Sue and nuzzled into her. He had grown past her stomach but not quiet the height of her chest. The girls looked to each other awkwardly but both sat their weapons down and approached Sue-Belle, they had grown as tall as her. Mizuki folded her hands nervously in front of her, an old habit she did even before Sue left. Anna, much like her father, began to rub the back of her neck. “Hey...long time no see. You look great.” Despite her attempt to grin it was awkward and easy to tell she wanted to hug her mother as well. Mizuki simply gave a small nod but the stern child always did love affection even if she pretended not to...though these were two young ladies who were nearly old enough to live on their own.