on a hiatus

Rp blog. Not affiliated with the actual Australian Secret Intelligence Service. To explain the title: I'm just not doing lore or plot right now. I will happily accept other asks and chats and maybe post a few updates on how i'm going.

[asis-offical]

Name: Lysander Nathanial Sparrow. But just call me Lysander.

My pronouns are he/him and I consider myself a non binary trans man.

• ooc: I will probably be awkward or over explain or disappear. I don't know what I'm doing.

Lore Masterpost [link]

Current tags in use:

#don't ask - answered asks

#🪶mod posting - ooc posts. most likely to be a vent

#asis offical stuff - anything outside of lore that might be related info, most often ooc

random hcs

design

you can find more info or posts about Lys and all my ocs in general here on my main

the acronym ‘tcc’ on this blog is in reference to a fictional organisation called the Time Correction Commission; I nor any of my characters are affiliated with the true crime community

[asis-offical]

*throws a rock at ur window*

heyy it’s been forever since we talked. Still a vampire, right? Didn’t go switching that up on me randomly too, did you?

@cia-offical

It certainly has.

No, I have not. you can’t just "switch out" of vampirism- it’s kind of a permanent thing, you know??

[cia-offical]

Well last I checked, you couldn’t switch out of being.. fuckin… a god?? Or whatever you were, but here we are, so…

*shrugs, then rolls its eyes*

in any case, how’ve you been, mr-I’m-still-a-vampire

[asis-offical]

I didn’t switch out of it. I had it ripped out of me :)

But, yeah, I’ve been… fine. How about yourself?

[cia-offical]

Eh… I mean, I’m not dead, so I’ve at least got that.

*pauses*

Though… I think I may have a new one-sided arch nemesis?

[asis-offical]

Well, I’ve got one up on me then..

That’s interesting. How do you figure?

[cia-offical]

*sighs*

God if I know anymore.

[asis-offical]

*snorts*

Yeahh, that’s understandable.

[cia-offical]

In any case. What’s been up with you and.. I dunno, don’t you live with people?

[asis-offical]

I, er, used to?

One of them died, two vanished, and.. I believe Maeve just up and left. Which is fair. But she took all of my money with her-

Somehow I’ve ended up with an infant and a traumatised fourteen year old, as well. So…

[cia-offical]

oh. That’s.. huh.

[asis-offical]

Yeah, I’m having a really fun time. Can you tell??

[asis-offical]

*throws a rock at ur window*

heyy it’s been forever since we talked. Still a vampire, right? Didn’t go switching that up on me randomly too, did you?

@cia-offical

It certainly has.

No, I have not. you can’t just "switch out" of vampirism- it’s kind of a permanent thing, you know??

[cia-offical]

Well last I checked, you couldn’t switch out of being.. fuckin… a god?? Or whatever you were, but here we are, so…

*shrugs, then rolls its eyes*

in any case, how’ve you been, mr-I’m-still-a-vampire

[asis-offical]

I didn’t switch out of it. I had it ripped out of me :)

But, yeah, I’ve been… fine. How about yourself?

[cia-offical]

Eh… I mean, I’m not dead, so I’ve at least got that.

*pauses*

Though… I think I may have a new one-sided arch nemesis?

[asis-offical]

Well, I’ve got one up on me then..

That’s interesting. How do you figure?

[cia-offical]

*sighs*

God if I know anymore.

[asis-offical]

*snorts*

Yeahh, that’s understandable.

[cia-offical]

In any case. What’s been up with you and.. I dunno, don’t you live with people?

[asis-offical]

I, er, used to?

One of them died, two vanished, and.. I believe Maeve just up and left. Which is fair. But she took all of my money with her-

Somehow I’ve ended up with an infant and a traumatised fourteen year old, as well. So…

[asis-offical]

*throws a rock at ur window*

heyy it’s been forever since we talked. Still a vampire, right? Didn’t go switching that up on me randomly too, did you?

@cia-offical

It certainly has.

No, I have not. you can’t just "switch out" of vampirism- it’s kind of a permanent thing, you know??

[cia-offical]

Well last I checked, you couldn’t switch out of being.. fuckin… a god?? Or whatever you were, but here we are, so…

*shrugs, then rolls its eyes*

in any case, how’ve you been, mr-I’m-still-a-vampire

[asis-offical]

I didn’t switch out of it. I had it ripped out of me :)

But, yeah, I’ve been… fine. How about yourself?

[cia-offical]

Eh… I mean, I’m not dead, so I’ve at least got that.

*pauses*

Though… I think I may have a new one-sided arch nemesis?

[asis-offical]

Well, I’ve got one up on me then..

That’s interesting. How do you figure?

[cia-offical]

*sighs*

God if I know anymore.

[asis-offical]

*snorts*

Yeahh, that’s understandable.

[asis-offical]

*throws a rock at ur window*

heyy it’s been forever since we talked. Still a vampire, right? Didn’t go switching that up on me randomly too, did you?

@cia-offical

It certainly has.

No, I have not. you can’t just "switch out" of vampirism- it’s kind of a permanent thing, you know??

[cia-offical]

Well last I checked, you couldn’t switch out of being.. fuckin… a god?? Or whatever you were, but here we are, so…

*shrugs, then rolls its eyes*

in any case, how’ve you been, mr-I’m-still-a-vampire

[asis-offical]

I didn’t switch out of it. I had it ripped out of me :)

But, yeah, I’ve been… fine. How about yourself?

[cia-offical]

Eh… I mean, I’m not dead, so I’ve at least got that.

*pauses*

Though… I think I may have a new one-sided arch nemesis?

[asis-offical]

Well, I’ve got one up on me then..

That’s interesting. How do you figure?

[asis-offical]

*throws a rock at ur window*

heyy it’s been forever since we talked. Still a vampire, right? Didn’t go switching that up on me randomly too, did you?

@cia-offical

It certainly has.

No, I have not. you can’t just "switch out" of vampirism- it’s kind of a permanent thing, you know??

[cia-offical]

Well last I checked, you couldn’t switch out of being.. fuckin… a god?? Or whatever you were, but here we are, so…

*shrugs, then rolls its eyes*

in any case, how’ve you been, mr-I’m-still-a-vampire

[asis-offical]

I didn’t switch out of it. I had it ripped out of me :)

But, yeah, I’ve been… fine. How about yourself?

[asis-offical]

*throws a rock at ur window*

heyy it’s been forever since we talked. Still a vampire, right? Didn’t go switching that up on me randomly too, did you?

@cia-offical

It certainly has.

No, I have not. you can’t just "switch out" of vampirism- it’s kind of a permanent thing, you know??

[asis-offical]

// man I wish I could draw full bodies properly so I could draw Lys in an Ao Dai or something

[cia-offical]

Okay, I don’t consider myself an offical anymore so I’m hardly in the community but I’m pissy and I’m gonna say this anyway. The officalverse has a real problem with unreality and not tagging it.

unreality is anything that isn’t real but trying to pass it off like it is. For example

Trying to convince someone their entire experience didn’t happen (ie “gaslighting”) is unreality. Tag it.

claiming an entire country doesn’t exist is unreality. tag it.

posting “fake news” and trying to pass it off as real is unreality. Tag. It.

And I don’t care if it “ruins your gimmick” fucking tag it. I don’t care if it’s “just a joke” tag it. I don’t care if “you know it’s not real so why can’t I” tag it. I don’t care if you didn’t know any better now you do so tag it and educate.

I am getting so tired of this community and having to block every other account I see. Tag. Your. Fucking. Unreality. It’s not funny. It can have genuine tangible harm.

Capiche? Capiche.

[asis-offical]

*Savi suddenly appears in front of Lysander*

Hey-

Uh-

I’m back!

- @supervillain-offical

Hello!

Uh, ‘back’?

[supervillain-offical]

I-I died.

*tilts head*

Remember?

[asis-offical]

Yes, right.

How are you feeling?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh…

Emotionally or physically?

Because physically, great! And I’m very glad to be fully back!

[asis-offical]

Both.

*smirks*

It’s nice to see you not glancing around at everyone like a meerkat anymore.

[supervillain-offical]

Alright well mentally is another story but…but it’s alright!

*grins and rolls eyes lightheartedly*

You know I couldn’t help that! And I did not look like a meerkat!

[asis-offical]

You obviously didn’t see yourself, then.

[supervillain-offical]

*sighs, folds arms and smiles*

I’ve missed you.

[asis-offical]

*eyes widen a fraction*

Me?

[supervillain-offical]

*sarcastically*

No, the other obnoxious vampire head of ASIS in the room.

YES you!

I missed you!

[asis-offical]

*snickers*

Alright, sap.

…

I missed you too. A little.

[supervillain-offical]

*laughs*

Sure you did.

[asis-offical]

I do have the emotional capacity to miss someone, you know. Annoying as that person may be.

[supervillain-offical]

*teases*

Gasp! Really?

[asis-offical]

*narrows eyes, fighting a smile*

Yes.

[asis-offical]

// now the question is. do i prioritise my writer’s class assignment (vsmp fanfic, due either this week or next, very much not finished) or my oc writing (no due date ever, i keep putting this one off but I have more motivation for it)

[supervillain-offical-art]

Pathetic little demon

[cia-offical]

yay. Art

[supervillain-offical-art]

EPIC art by Shai!!!!!

*runs around in circles about it*

[asis-offical]

*Savi suddenly appears in front of Lysander*

Hey-

Uh-

I’m back!

- @supervillain-offical

Hello!

Uh, ‘back’?

[supervillain-offical]

I-I died.

*tilts head*

Remember?

[asis-offical]

Yes, right.

How are you feeling?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh…

Emotionally or physically?

Because physically, great! And I’m very glad to be fully back!

[asis-offical]

Both.

*smirks*

It’s nice to see you not glancing around at everyone like a meerkat anymore.

[supervillain-offical]

Alright well mentally is another story but…but it’s alright!

*grins and rolls eyes lightheartedly*

You know I couldn’t help that! And I did not look like a meerkat!

[asis-offical]

You obviously didn’t see yourself, then.

[supervillain-offical]

*sighs, folds arms and smiles*

I’ve missed you.

[asis-offical]

*eyes widen a fraction*

Me?

[supervillain-offical]

*sarcastically*

No, the other obnoxious vampire head of ASIS in the room.

YES you!

I missed you!

[asis-offical]

*snickers*

Alright, sap.

…

I missed you too. A little.

[supervillain-offical]

*laughs*

Sure you did.

[asis-offical]

I do have the emotional capacity to miss someone, you know. Annoying as that person may be.

[asis-offical]

*Savi suddenly appears in front of Lysander*

Hey-

Uh-

I’m back!

- @supervillain-offical

Hello!

Uh, ‘back’?

[supervillain-offical]

I-I died.

*tilts head*

Remember?

[asis-offical]

Yes, right.

How are you feeling?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh…

Emotionally or physically?

Because physically, great! And I’m very glad to be fully back!

[asis-offical]

Both.

*smirks*

It’s nice to see you not glancing around at everyone like a meerkat anymore.

[supervillain-offical]

Alright well mentally is another story but…but it’s alright!

*grins and rolls eyes lightheartedly*

You know I couldn’t help that! And I did not look like a meerkat!

[asis-offical]

You obviously didn’t see yourself, then.

[supervillain-offical]

*sighs, folds arms and smiles*

I’ve missed you.

[asis-offical]

*eyes widen a fraction*

Me?

[supervillain-offical]

*sarcastically*

No, the other obnoxious vampire head of ASIS in the room.

YES you!

I missed you!

[asis-offical]

*snickers*

Alright, sap.

…

I missed you too. A little.

[asis-offical]

*Savi suddenly appears in front of Lysander*

Hey-

Uh-

I’m back!

- @supervillain-offical

Hello!

Uh, ‘back’?

[supervillain-offical]

I-I died.

*tilts head*

Remember?

[asis-offical]

Yes, right.

How are you feeling?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh…

Emotionally or physically?

Because physically, great! And I’m very glad to be fully back!

[asis-offical]

Both.

*smirks*

It’s nice to see you not glancing around at everyone like a meerkat anymore.

[supervillain-offical]

Alright well mentally is another story but…but it’s alright!

*grins and rolls eyes lightheartedly*

You know I couldn’t help that! And I did not look like a meerkat!

[asis-offical]

You obviously didn’t see yourself, then.

[supervillain-offical]

*sighs, folds arms and smiles*

I’ve missed you.

[asis-offical]

*eyes widen a fraction*

Me?

[asis-offical]

*Savi suddenly appears in front of Lysander*

Hey-

Uh-

I’m back!

- @supervillain-offical

Hello!

Uh, ‘back’?

[supervillain-offical]

I-I died.

*tilts head*

Remember?

[asis-offical]

Yes, right.

How are you feeling?

[supervillain-offical]

Uh…

Emotionally or physically?

Because physically, great! And I’m very glad to be fully back!

[asis-offical]

Both.

*smirks*

It’s nice to see you not glancing around at everyone like a meerkat anymore.

[supervillain-offical]

Alright well mentally is another story but…but it’s alright!

*grins and rolls eyes lightheartedly*

You know I couldn’t help that! And I did not look like a meerkat!

[asis-offical]

You obviously didn’t see yourself, then.