Ask Eggman

It is I, Dr. Eggman! The greatest scientific genius and the brilliant, smart and handsome soon to be ruler of this world! Here I'll take your questions and talk about my magnificent self, my genius inventions, my epic conquest and the future of the glorious Eggman Empire! ⚠️ Roleplay ask blog for Games Eggman. Humor but not parody. Adults 18+ only. Read pinned. ⚠️

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📩 Dr. Eggman Ask blog 🥚

Attention all!

It is I, Dr. Eggman, the greatest scientific genius and the brilliant, smart and handsome soon to be ruler of this world!

I know you all must be trembling with either excitement or fear, as you should be! An expected and understandable reaction to being undeservingly graced by my glorious presence. Especially because with this blog, you can finally be lucky enough to interact with me and ask me questions!

Ignore any rumors of this all being "propaganda" for the Eggman Empire. You don't need to be convinced to join. It's a no brainer, it doesn't take a genius mind like mine to know that you and the world will be much better under my rule! I simply state facts here. I promise.

Important things to know:

Blog is for adults 18+ only!

I'll treat you like the underlings you are, to teach you of your place beneath me in the future of my empire early. Some say that's rude. The nerve! They're simply the traits a real powerful and confident ruler should have! But of course I'm the only one cut out for it, so I shouldn't expect anyone to understand.

I'll be open about the glorious evil I get up to with my immaculate calculated schemes! Unless you ask for top secret information to use against me and try to stop me... You can't outsmart me, I can tell! And you will fail miserably!

Anyone with a distaste for my methods and hobbies - ignore anything evil you might've seen here. Pay no attention to any mentions of schemes and violence, only believe the posts about how totally brilliant, helpful and beneficial my rule and empire are.

You can expect violence of varying degrees. I'm sure you all know by now that I'm not above crushing my enemies and reveling in their defeat! What? They totally deserve it!

NSFT allowed. I know everyone wishes they could have a chance with me and must be very eager to hear all about it. ;)

All this to say that this blog is not suitable for small children - or big babies.

Feel free to fill out a brief survey after your visit. Your opinions matter to us! Unless you didn't have fun, then we don't care.

More extra notes from a silly little lackey of mine who serves as this blog's moderator below:

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Games canon source Eggman, every game mainline to spin off, no exclusions. There's a possibility for occasional divergence due to slight inspiration from other official media but with a clear heavy game focus.

He will be canon accurate and nasty, rude, arrogant, condescending, a big jerk and unpleasant reactions and behaviors will be portrayed in an often comedic way. Keep in mind, it doesn't reflect the feelings or beliefs of the author - no hard feelings!

There's a chance not all questions will be answered. It's okay to resend once or twice just in case it wasn't sent. But just because it might take a while to get a response, doesn't always mean we didn't get it or you're not getting one.

I'm an adult and open to NSFT and fet!sh asks, very lax and don't judge. Will be tagged to the best of my ability. Eggman may do a combination of entertaining and teasing, or just be oblivious towards why you're asking, depends. Just be 18+. No minors at all!

Feel free to ask to tag.

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Do you know what happened to Rookie? (Forces btw.)

Can't say I remember. You think I'd care to keep track of some random "rookie"? I hope whatever happened, whoever they were, they stay far away and don't come back to meddle with my plans.

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you should be more proud about liking dick eggman 😔 scientists gotta experiment its just proof youre a dedicated mad scientist if you let someone pound them cheeks 😔

Of course, I am an outstanding dedicated scientist, so I do lots of experimenting.

Err I mean- that doesn't mean I like that and I'm letting anyone do that, though...

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I dare you to change your name to dr egg splat pie man!

Errm, what? That's a real mouthful. A mouthful of real pie would be nice but as a name, not so much.

I'll stick with Eggman. Striking and to the point, drawing immediate attention to my perfect egg shaped physique!

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Sonic: hey egg head i heard you were plotting another egg bot allow me to ruin that for you *immediately tears up plans before they even get started* maybe next time dont be in plaing sight when your plotting something

You seriously think I'd have the full extent of my plans just written out on a piece of paper for you to tear up? Ohohoho, not a chance! I have digital backup, after digital backup, after digital backup across all my devices!

Though, with you greatly lacking against my high level of intellect, I shouldn't be surprised that it wouldn't ever occur to you.

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Can’t believe you forgot about April fools. What a missed opportunity to mess with sonic.

Well sorryyy if a genius wants to take a well deserved break to have some precious and important time to himself.

Or maybe I've been working on something much bigger and better than some petty prank on a silly date, you don't know!

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Do you ever feel a little regret for your past actions. A part of me feels like you sorta think the Metal Virus was too far and cruel.

No. Well, if there's anything I'd regret, it's being defeated and having all my hard work ruined at the end but those aren't my actions at fault, it's that blasted blue rat.

But everything else? I have no reason to feel regret or remorse over my magnificent work, genius plans and the fun I had! But I try not to dwell on it and focus on my next plan instead.

What the devil is a "Metal Virus"? Whatever it is, nothing is "too far" for as long as the world still exists for me to conquer and absolutely nothing is "too cruel" for me. I'm no slave to goody two-shoes morality like you.

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*a note is left for egg man it says: "Dear eggman, I can't deny my feelings for you any longer. Oh why do I feel this way? Ever since I met you I fell madly in love with you but i was to terrified to ever show it and i didn't want anyone to know it. Part of the reason why i always showed up to thwart your plans was because it provided me a good excuse to see you. I never loved amy, you are my true love Eggy. Love, Sonic T. Hedeghog" *

Ohoho! You heard it here, everyone! I was right all along that Sonic has feelings for me and that's the real reason why he won't leave me alone. And who can blame him? I am just that handsome and brilliant~

He even chooses me over Amy all the time, of course because nobody can resist me and my irresistible charm, so this should come as no surprise to you! This is who your hero really is!

Um, sir? You do know what day it is, don't you?

Yes, it's Wednesday. Why?

Well, yes but- uhhh nevermind. I won't be the one to break it to him so I can avoid his wrath... For now at least.

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You may not be father to anyone other than sage, but what about daddy?

Heheh, well of course! Many have called me daddy, I'm sure all of you do the same. If not, you soon will~

And since I'm becoming more familiar with all these terms, I know I'm certainly what you all refer to as a "DILF" too!

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How’s Sage doing

She's fine. Managing the Eggnet and networking keeps her busy. Of course she's doing it all with peak efficiency as ever, a true mark of my genius.

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=hello, father=

@mecha-mark-one

Father? Err, since when was I "father" to anyone besides Sage?

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thoughts on metal sonic winning against cell

Well, I don't even know who that other guy is but obviously all of my creations are superior. So it comes as no surprise when any of my magnificent machines come out on top.

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The peasants are marching in the streets shouting "down with Eggman".

How cute for people congregating in a spot so convenient for an airship to just fly over and drop a bomb on them~ Now wouldn't that be exciting? Heheh.

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some of these anons have no respect 😤

Ugh, I know. Too many fools here that still don't understand how to properly address me and still haven't recognized my true greatness in order to be downplaying or underestimating it. Unacceptable.

No matter. Once I have full control over this world, they'll all have no choice but to acknowledge it and worship me for it or be destroyed! They'll never get to disrespect or oppose me ever agian, hoho!

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I'm honestly surprised that all the constant anger and stress you experience at your old age with these thousands of defeats and your short temper in general hasn't finished you off yet.

Ugh, because I'm much stronger and more resilient than that. Have some more recognition and respect! Plus I have plenty of things getting me reasonably all riled up on the regular, so don't try to paint it as some irrational short temper of mine!

Being in a world full of inferiors who either oppose me or don't serve me as perfectly as they should gets understandably frustrating fast! And I wouldn't need blood pressure medication if an insufferable speedy blue nuisance didn't come along and wreck everything every time I initiate a new glorious scheme.

You try not flying into a rage when you have the opportunity for all your wildest dreams to come true and some pests rip it away from you every. single. time! All that hard work and effort ruined over and over and over- GRRR! Oh great, now you've almost set me off again.

See, this is why I really need to get myself a loyal obedient harem. If I had some pretty faces and good assets to turn my focus to, who would jump to calm me down by worshipping me and satisfying me, I'd be much less frustrated and pent up on the regular.

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probably wouldn't be difficult to get a harem of agent Stone variants lol

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I still don't know who that is but multiple of just one person doesn't sound very exciting. Only someone as brilliant as myself would make that fun and of course, nobody else comes close.

It defeats the point of having a harem if it's just one person again and again. The appeal is how many different people can come together to worship and serve me and give me multiple desirable options, the way I deserve.

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I'm honestly surprised that all the constant anger and stress you experience at your old age with these thousands of defeats and your short temper in general hasn't finished you off yet.

Ugh, because I'm much stronger and more resilient than that. Have some more recognition and respect! Plus I have plenty of things getting me reasonably all riled up on the regular, so don't try to paint it as some irrational short temper of mine!

Being in a world full of inferiors who either oppose me or don't serve me as perfectly as they should gets understandably frustrating fast! And I wouldn't need blood pressure medication if an insufferable speedy blue nuisance didn't come along and wreck everything every time I initiate a new glorious scheme.

You try not flying into a rage when you have the opportunity for all your wildest dreams to come true and some pests rip it away from you every. single. time! All that hard work and effort ruined over and over and over- GRRR! Oh great, now you've almost set me off again.

See, this is why I really need to get myself a loyal obedient harem. If I had some pretty faces and good assets to turn my focus to, who would jump to calm me down by worshipping me and satisfying me, I'd be much less frustrated and pent up on the regular.

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Which of your defeats would you say stung the hardest? I imagine there was one or two times you felt ESPECIALLY cheated from victory.

Ugh, I try not to think about my past defeats beyond immediately after for fuel for my revenge and my next scheme. I prefer to focus on my future guaranteed victory that I will get in the end, and my next plan to accomplish it...

Well, the time I went to the effort of cracking the planet apart like an egg to release Dark Gaia and used the energy to build one of the closest most glorious examples of my beautiful dream of Eggmanland until a certain nuisance came along and tore it all up- has to be up there.

Especially as when I sat with the wreckage of my Egg Mobile after that wretched Dark Gaia knocked me away, that infuriating SA-55 taunted me to add extra salt in the wound to the point I snapped! At least chasing him down, tearing him apart, and revamping him into Orbot was cathartic...

And the time I captured multiple planets and was so close to having my dream of an Interstellar Park with Earth being the perfect centerpiece was ruined when again that same damn nuisance wrecked it all and then my mind control cannon backfired and my park got sucked into a blasted black hole!

That thing had been YEARS in the making, you know! I didn't even have the time to wallow in the misery of that one for too long before I encountered the Time Eater to launch my next scheme but that short time having to sit with that fact in the dark vacuum of space while Cubot prattled on insufferably was torture.

And still, I occasionally get a little wistful when some of the memories of the development and how beautiful it was comes flooding back...

There's more like you know, when I had 99.9% of the world, don't even get me STARTED on that with just how damn close I was to ultimate permanent victory with so much effort and clever planning... But ARRGH-! Sigh... Again, I have far better things to do than mope about the past! Like going to go get something delicious to eat instead, so I'm doing that now.