#eggman roleplay

[ask--eggman]

It's my birthday and you know what that means~

It's time for me to finally get myself that harem I was talking about, obviously!

[five-nights-at-sonics-world-2]

Open rp

Quiet sobs come from a strange robot that looks like Doctor Eggman. The machine somehow looks afraid. He randomly showed up there without warning, and has no idea where he is. The robot quietly sobs like a small child would when they're lost at a mall. He curls up and sobs in his knees. Someone needs to go comfort him.

[ask--eggman]

Rrrgh, I'm tired of everyone teaming up against me every time I race! Always targeting me unfairly and robbing me of victory the very last second! I mean seriously, the last five seconds? Come on!

Ugh, that really soured my mood. I wish someone was giving me a sloppy blowjob right now, like I deserve as the REAL winner, well would be, if I wasn't robbed! That'd relieve this stress and help me feel better.

[ask--eggman]

I think Agent Stone would be very shocked you exister. In his universe, his Robotnik is, uh, kaboom

He has his own universe equivalent of me and he died? Snrrk, well he couldn't have been a very good version of me then!

Sounds like this Agent Stone guy would be better off under my command, then. Perhaps I'll impress him with the countless near death experiences I've survived expertly!

[ask--eggman]

Good news Eggy, seems like Metal Sonic was more then capable of besting pure perfection. Metal Sonic emerged the victor of Death Battle's Cell vs Metal Sonic.

Err well yes, naturally. Because he's "pure perfection" of a creation over whoever that other guy is because I'm his creator, obviously! You're not even going to fix it by applying the correct attribute to the correct opponent when telling me?

[ask--eggman]

So eggy, you like taking it up the ass, huh??

N-No! Well I-

Actually you know what, yes I do. Because why would I ever deny myself pleasure in any form? As your brilliant future emperor, I truly deserve it all!

[ask--eggman]

What's on your Christmas wishlist , Eggman?

World domination, world domination, world domination, world domination, world domination- and did I say world domination already?

[ask--eggman]

Eggman... Who's YOUR Valentine? 🧐

Myself, obviously! Nobody is as worthy, handsome and lovable as myself. That's why it's going to be called ValEGGtine's day and be all about me, the way it should really be!