-Hello mod here I have always wanted to make a roleplay account and lately I've been seeing more La Squadra asks accounts, which is a good thing! So I'm gonna be Prosciutto although I'm not really good at role-playing his character, I'm doing it for fun so don't attack me if he isn't accurate to the canon Pros.
This blog is inspired by ask-melonheh, ask-formaggio, ask-risotto, ask-ghiaccio.
-mod goes by She/He/They.
-Just something important to note I answer to at maximum 3 asks a day so my inbox is no empty.
-anon list: Stabby anon, Sleepy anon, 🍀 anon.
Rules:
-suggestive jokes, comments, information is okayish, if something is really uncomfortable we ignore or block. I’m not saying you’re not allowed to use explicit language just be careful with your words not say straight up smut and porn.
-if something that anon asked to mod is too personal they’ll ignore it, don’t be offended, or upset just knowing limits is important.
-keep in mind that I’m a person and not Prosciutto.
-if Prosciutto acts snobbish or rude don’t take it to heart, it’s fictional and he most of the time doesn’t have anything against you.
-Prosciutto is unlabeled both sexuality and gender wise in this blog. He uses primarily He/Him, but doesn’t mind She/Her, They/Them and other pronouns; the only one he doesn’t like being used on him is it/It’s. He doesn't focus on these stuff because he prefers to be more focused on his missions and jobs as a hitman.
-no doxxing, just in case someday there is a drama which I doubt will happen. We do not permit any type of doxxing.
-Remember that I am not Prosciutto, and I may not act like canon Prosciutto, so, if you have an issue with that there is nothing I can do but block you so you won’t have to deal with it, I’m just having fun roleplaying, I won’t force myself to act in ways that makes me uncomfortable just to be “lore accurate” and I won't be offended if you don't like it, that's okay and vaild to think that but don't harass me please. (Rule added on 22 of November 2025)
-Illuso and Melone, you both are on thin ice. (Joke rule made by Prosciutto added on 18 of February 2026)
-that’s all for now, if we need more rules they will be added.














