[TW] Burr stood over a body, blood dripping from his hands—actually, from just about everywhere.
If he was to do this, he'd have to find a cleaner way next time. He then scolded himself. No, no next time. Well, he wasn't hungry anymore, not for now. And it was just some British soldier. One of many to die. Not like anyone would care.
“ I'm sorry this is how your life ended, ” he informed the dead body, as if it could hear him or something. He kicked the bloody thing into the nearby river. Future problem.
He looked into the night sky. So dark. So starry. So..... Beautiful. Yet, it was simply a lie. Every star out there was exploding or going to explode or has already exploded.
Everything beautiful in this world was a horrible, horrible deceit.
But he'd have to make the most of that.
He cleaned himself off—the best he could, anyways—and sat on his cot.
What had he come to? Cannibalism.
Blatant.
Cannibalism.
The river outside mocked him and informed him of how much of a monster he is.
He told it he was aware.
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One sunny—too sunny, in his opinion—day, he was informed he had gotten mail. Letters. From who? Most were anonymous. Some signed. All had to be returned to the same message carrier.
“Curious,” he said aloud, “very curious.”
It was a wide range of questions or comments or just correspondences, every time.
Many talked tales of his cannibalism.
He had no clue how they knew that. Or why they didn't report him to be hung.
Maybe that'd be for the best, hanging. He was killing people in such a...horrendous way. But he couldn't stop himself from another bite. And another. And another. He could barely remember when it started...
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Hello!! Mod here. Waves! Mod speaks in <these> or in purple!
FAQ:
*what is Burr, and why is he eating people?
*Burr is a cannibal---he still is human. He is eating people because he cannot control his urges to do so. He usually eats British soldiers as to avoid hurting allies.
*when does this take place?
*the revolutionary war, circa. 1776? Not completely decided. It may fluctuate with who Burr is interactions with!
*is Theodosia alive here?
*yes, but. . . He hasn't met her yet.
*can I interact as a character?
*YES PLEASE.
*can I bring up Burr's cannibalism in an ask?
*absolutely!
*who will Burr be shipped with, if not Theodosia?
*anyone. ✨lOvE dOeSn'T dIsCrImInAtE✨ (specific ones I wouldn't allow: minor x Burr, burrgelica (I don't like it), and burrliza (same reason). Everyone else is allowed, including OCs or anons, as long as you are identifiable.
Update:talking to my Lafayette, we are planning some lafburr yay ۶🥳 ٩
*how does Burr communicate with us?
*you either write to him or approach him at the revolutionary camp! ^^
Who am I:
Call me Ambrosia, Divine, Drizzle, or any nicknames! She/her. @divinedrizzle-ambrosia
Previously ran @adotburr-1324-inactive, before deactivating it due to disinterest.
BOUNDARIES:
1. Do NOT get freaky with Burr. Maybe a little, but like, keep ur freak away from the traumatized and traumatizing burrito.
2. I am a minor, despite what the concept of the au may seem. Use common sense with that.
3. Magic asks are a-okay!!! Make him a flea for 5 asks for all I care.
4. All characters may interact, even doubles! Currently, I have no frequent flyers, but they will be listed I the section below these.
5. Anon sign offs with emojis are greatly appreciated, so I know who asks frequently, and who to recognize. If not, that is fine, though.
6. Cursing is allowed!
Frequent Contacts:
@ask-alexander1757hamilton - Alexander Hamilton! ! ! [Not CB based]
@madisonarchives - James Madison! ! ! [Partially...CB..i guess..??)
I don’t usually respond like a letter or scenario BUT if you ask your ask like that, then I’ll respond as such!
I honestly don’t really mind mild nsfw asks, just keep in mind the mod is a minor.
I will respond more of how the FANDOM sees Maria, than the MUSICAL portrays Maria.
Maria is gonna be a bit more crazy as I’m kinda joining a cannibal AU but I’ll try to keep it kinda normal as possible when not related to the AU (@ask-a-burr’s AU if u wanna know
What is your opinion on Burr being a cannibal? Are you not afraid you would be his next meal?
I cannot say that I approve of such practice, nor do I find it agreeable; but yet Mister Burr hath ever treated me with such Civility and 'Friendship'. Until he gives me a cause for personal concern, I see little reason to abandon our acquaintance.
<wait i just realized i forgot to tag them,, @ask-a-burr 🥺>
What is your opinion on Burr being a cannibal? Are you not afraid you would be his next meal?
I cannot say that I approve of such practice, nor do I find it agreeable; but yet Mister Burr hath ever treated me with such Civility and 'Friendship'. Until he gives me a cause for personal concern, I see little reason to abandon our acquaintance.
<wait i just realized i forgot to tag them,, @ask-a-burr 🥺>
Hello, good sir. I’ve heard of your military campaign to become that of Washington’s second-in-command. While I have a lot of words yet to be written, I’ll keep it brief. I support your military campaign!
Dearest,
Maria Reynolds”
- @askmariareynoldsblog
Dear Mrs. Reynolds,
Thank you, madam, for your written support. I do appreciate it.
Okkay! As long as like at least once a week you can roleplay I'm up to having your Maria in this au bczz i always want more people to roleplay with :> DM me if you want!
Hello, good sir. I’ve heard of your military campaign to become that of Washington’s second-in-command. While I have a lot of words yet to be written, I’ll keep it brief. I support your military campaign!
Dearest,
Maria Reynolds”
- @askmariareynoldsblog
Dear Mrs. Reynolds,
Thank you, madam, for your written support. I do appreciate it.
Hello, good sir. I’ve heard of your military campaign to become that of Washington’s second-in-command. While I have a lot of words yet to be written, I’ll keep it brief. I support your military campaign!
Dearest,
Maria Reynolds”
- @askmariareynoldsblog
Dear Mrs. Reynolds,
Thank you, madam, for your written support. I do appreciate it.
gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake
what you ARE is supposed to be avoiding another terrible outcome. And you can't tell me what to do regarding yourself either. I'm trying to be nice and help, accept that for once.
gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake
what you ARE is supposed to be avoiding another terrible outcome. And you can't tell me what to do regarding yourself either. I'm trying to be nice and help, accept that for once.
gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake